"Ew what are these cigarettes doing here?" Kiera said dusting off the coffee table. She ran up to Kaiba and shoved the pack in his face "See?! SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Cigarette Smoke Contains Carbon Monoxide. See? See? See? It's bad for you!"
"But they're not mine!"
"Tsk tsk, been there done that, I know it's hard to stop but you really should I mean-"
"They aren't mine they're his" Kaiba sighed pointing to one of the many butlers that run around the Kaiba manor.
"What do you mean been there done that?" asked Mokuba turning his attention from the TV to Kiera.
"Oh used to smoke a little pot"
Kaiba looked taken a back "Anything worse?"
"Describe worse"
"Like more addictive… more dangerous"
"Oh yeah"
"Like what?"
"Sweets"
"What?"
"You know like sugar, candy"
Kaiba rolled his eyes. Mokuba chuckled.
"Anyway, I've got to go- AUGH! What are you doing?!" Kaiba snapped.
"You're really dirty!"
"Stop squirting me with lemon pledge!"
"But your coat- it's so dirty, it's brown!"
"No you idiot it is brown!"
"I know that's why I need to clean it!"
"No the color of my coat is brown naturally, it's a brown coat"
"I know, the natural dusts that collect in your house and the natural dirt that holds the ground together got on your coat and made it natural brown"
"I think it looks good Seto, sort of like the natural brown you find in the toilet" Mokuba said.
"Eeeeeeewwwww, Mokuba! That's just gross!"
Kaiba gave both of them a death glare and left.
Kiera made sure Kaiba was all the way done the road until she crept upstairs.
That Afternoon
"I HOME!" Kaiba called walking through the door. He was immediately face to face with Kiera.
"What is THIS?" she asked holding up a "Seventeen".
"um… Seventeen"
"Exactly! And I need to know WHY you have it"
"But-"
"No buts about it!!! I just can't believe it… I just can't believe you never let me borrow it!"
"That's all?"
"Of course I think it's super cool you're a guy and read magazines like this!"
Kaiba gave her an odd look and made his way up to his room only to find it had been completely trashed.
"KIERA!!! GET THE HELL IN HERE!"
Kiera poked her head out from under the bed.
"I already am!" she said thoughtfully. "Like the redecorating I've done?"
Kaiba stood there fuming.
"Don't look at me like that I'm helping you!" she sighed.
"Clean… up… this… mess… right… NOW!!!"
"You do it, I'm bored" said Kiera blandly and walked out.
"GO CLEAN UP SOMETHING ELSE! MAKE YOUR SORRY ASS USEFUL FOR ONCE!" he bellowed.
In The Kitchen
Mokuba strolled casually over to the table completely engulfed in the book he was reading. He looked up and noticed Kiera washing dishes.
"Hey Kiera. I heard yelling upstairs, figured I come down here"
"Yes well your brother has no taste"
"Why not?"
"Because messy is in, he should know that he reads Seventeen"
"H-he d-d-does?" asked Mokuba shakily.
"Yep! Why?"
"AUGHHHHHHHH MY BROTHER'S GAY!" screamed Mokuba dropping his book immediately and running off.
"But…" said Kiera giving Mokuba and odd look "oh well"
Finally she finished with the last of the dishes and started rummaging through the kitchen cabinets.
"Boy am I hungry!" she grumbled. "Oooh this'll do nicely!"
She grabbed something dusty out of an empty cabinet corner and shoved the foreign object in her mouth. At the same moment Kaiba came into the room dripping with oatmeal. Kiera sat innocently on the counter munching on the food she'd discovered. Kaiba sat himself in one of the chairs.
Kiera tried to stifle a laugh. "W-what happened to you, tehehe"
"Wouldn't you know, Mokuba's an anti-Seventeen magaziner"
"Are you sure you're not blaming your personal mishaps on someone else because it makes you feel as if you are sane?"
"Are you saying I'm not sane?!"
"I have my opinions…"
Kaiba muttered something out of the corner of his mouth and rolled his eyes. "What are you eating anyway?" he asked.
"Not sure… it's sweet and yummy though" Kiera replied finishing the last of it.
"Where was it?" asked Kaiba mildly interested. Hey maybe she's gone and poisoned herself, ha now that'd be funny
"There" Kiera sighed, then pointed to one of the cabinets "Why? Is it bad? Did I eat something I wasn't supposed to?"
"Nah that was an old chocolate bar left over from last Easter"
Kiera rolled her eyes. "Well that's good I thought it was something bad"
Hmmmm, something just occurred to me… wasn't chocolate bad for some reason? Nah I'm just going insane Kiera thought scratching her chin.
"By the way Seto, how long did you expect me to work for you"
"Until death, that's how he treats all his employees" Mokuba sighed coming into the room.
Kaiba nodded "As long as you can"
"Well sorry to disappoint you boys but I've got a life and I'll be out of here in a couple of months"
"Nope" muttered Kaiba.
"What was that?"
"I said you're not leaving until you've served three years, that's what the agreement was when you signed up for this job"
"What agreement? You just said "ok, come be my maid". You never said anything about an… agreement"
"If memory serves you signed a contract"
"But-"
"Sorry, but I could take you to court and make you stay longer"
"Why don't you let her go Seto? You know yourself you could easily have any of the best maids in the world"
Kiera raised an eyebrow suspiciously.
"Oh really?" she said looking Kaiba straight in the face.
"I just figure he's got a major crush on you" Mokuba said, shrugging. "Beats me, why else would he pay some looser to do a half-assed job then take you to court if you left"
Kaiba's face turned a deep shade of red. He made a low grumbling sound, and stood up, trying to look as serious as possible.
"I have my reasons" he snapped then left.
"Maybe he wants you to be his whore! Yeah that's it!" cried Mokuba.
Kiera whacked him over the head. "And how old are you again?" she spat, staring intently on the doorway that Kaiba had just left from.
"Thirteen, and proud of it!"
Kiera whacked him over the head again. "I'm not a looser" she growled.
"You like him don't you?" asked Mokuba, not phased at all that he was getting hit in the head with a cooking utensil.
Kiera rolled her eyes. "A lot more then you" she said and whacked him a third time but twice as hard. She jumped off the counter she was sitting on and left.
Mokuba rubbed the back of his head. "What did I say?"
Kiera made her way back to her room.
What if Mokuba was right… maybe he thinks I'll fall in love with him then like… rape me. No, no, that couldn't be it…
Hey what's up?
Who are you?
Your conscience
What?
You heard right babe
My conscience calls me babe?
Uh… yeah
Ok… Why are you talking- I mean thinking to me anyway?
Oh well I was eaves dropping and…
My conscience EAVESDROPS?
Uh yeah… I uh do lots of things; anyway, about Seto I really think you should say something to him, you know you like him, wouldn't it be so romantic?
But I'm sort of in a like… relationship already… isn't that like cheating… and who says I like him, he's been a mean bastard ever since I've been here
But are you really sure you don't want to be his whore, common now think about it
You're one perverted conscience
I'm just telling you how it is
Listen I know everyone advises you to uh listen to you but seriously, you have issues
Hun don't listen to him! He only wants to hurt you
What the hell? Who are YOU supposed to be?
Hunny, I'm your REAL conscience, believe me he's no good, he goes around and messes with peoples heads for kicks, he's wanted in seven dimensions, let me deal with this
HIYA, KAPOW, WHAM, THUMPThere all done…
Whoa… goodness just kicked evil's ass
Huh?
"Kiera… Kiera? Are you alive? Hello earth to Kiera"
"What? Where'd my conscience learn karate?"
"Kiera? Are you sure you're not going insane?"
Kiera was sitting on her bed with Kaiba trying to snap her back to life.
"What?!" she roared, grabbing his hand out of her face and twisting it into the air.
"Ouchies…"
"God dammit, what do you WANT?" she hissed.
"I wanted to apologize, and you're allowed to go any time you want. But uh are you ok? First you were a bit hypnotized now you angrier then I ever seen, what is going on, I'm NOT going to tolerate it"
"Oh uh sorry…" she mumbled let go of his wrist.
"I don't know why I bother" he grumbled getting up off the bed and turning to leave.
"No wait!" she cried grabbing onto his arm.
"What?"
"I really didn't mean to yell at you… I just remembered that I can't have chocolate; it makes me act all weird and moody… I didn't mean it, honest"
"Alright b-" Kaiba began to his surprise his lips were locked with Kiera's. He pulled away and gave her a death glare.
"What the hell was that?" he spat.
"I'm sorry… I told you chocolate makes me all hyper and I can't control it I-"
"Yeah some excuse, you little whore" he growled.
Kiera sighed and watched him leave.
"Maybe I should go get some super glue before I embarrass myself, this is going to be a long night" she muttered.
Alrighty then, sorry to keep you waiting so long but at least you have two more chapters to read. If I get five more reviews then I'll post another chapter this week. Plz review, oh and tell me what you think, maybe what you like, dislike, what you want me to change, add, ect anyways… keep an eye open for evil teletubbies! lol