Chapter 8: a chapter with a title.

Disclaimer: Okay if you haven't figured out yet that I own nobody you really are a nutcase. Although I guess anybody who's survived to this point in my fic has to be…

A/N Wow. I haven't updated in ages and ages. So I hope nobody got tired of waiting for an update, and abandoned my story. Then I would be sad.

Purified-demon: Odd? Of course its odd. I'll take that as a compliment. Carrot's cool. Ill add him.

Kyra Skye- wow. You sound like another person who probably shouldn't have sugar…join the club. The Luggage! Yay.

Poison blossom- yes its very random. I agree. I never read Wings, but ill add the frogs anyway.

LandUnderWave- see? Im finally updating. I'm most heartily sorry I didn't update for so long, I suck, I know.

hpsauce87- wow a plot. Theres a scary thought. But I'll try. And Binky was in it already, Death rode away on him. So I'll ole' Cut-me-own-throat.

DarkKestrelArwenSilkeQueen-thanks

Some kind of swedish person-Down with cheese! And no, im not bringing anybody back.

lazy.kender- hehe, thanks

Wottabout- ew. Melted cheese is the worst kind.

Wow, theres 21 characters, or there will be. NO MORE CHARACTERS!

THIS TAKES PLACE WHEREVER YOU WANT IT TO. ITS ALL IN YOUR MIND…

Ahem. Okay. Anyways.

"Detention time!" King Kazul announced cheerfully.

"No! Not that! Anything but that!" said everybody.

"MWAHA! I will take over the world!" Yelled King Kazul.

"MWAHA! No you won't" yelled everybody else.

"MWAHA! Will too!"

"MWAHA! Won't!"

"MWAHA! Yes!"

"MWAHA! No!"

"WOULD YOU GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!" shouted Susan.

"Okay." Said King Kazul. "Your detentions are all canceled."

"Okay." Said Susan.

"Now can we get back to our argument?" asked King Kazul.

"No you (BEEP) well can't." said Susan.

"Oh, me" said the oh god.

"Don't you have some new characters to introduce?" asked Granny.

"Could that be… EYEBALLS?" said Quoth.

"It's a computer, hun." Said Susan.

"HOLY (BEEP)!"

"Do I have to?" whined King Kazul.

"Have to what?" asked Magrat.

"Introduce the new characters."

"Yes." Said Granny.

"(BEEP) you."

CMOT, the frogs, the Luggage, and Carrot appeared.

"Wanna buy a sausage inna bun? Only fifteen thousand dollars and that's cutting me own throat." Said CMOT.

"I have fifteen thousand dollars!" said Carrot eagerly.

"That's nice. Wanna buy a sausage inna bun?"

"NOOOOOO! BAD CMOT Dibbler!" said King Kazul.

"What'd I do now?" asked CMOT Dibbler.

"I hate those two horrible, foul, dirty, disgusting, wretched words. I HATE them. With every bit of me. I ABSOLUTELY LOATHE THEM!" said King Kazul working herself into a state.

"What words?" asked everyone confused.

"I can't even utter them." Said King Kazul, looking sick.

"That's nice." Said Susan.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled King Kazul, and then she died. Everyone was sad.

"Oh, those words." Said Susan.

"Can I have all her money?" asked Ridcully, sounding very sad indeed.

"Actually, sir…" began Ponder Stibbons.

"I don't even want to hear it, Stibbons." Said Ridcully.

"Yes, sir."

"I still have fifteen thousand dollars." Announced Carrot.

"Can I have that, too?" asked Ridcully.

"Nobody said you were getting King Kazul's money." Snapped Granny. "I think a poor old granny…"

"Naturally, I'll get the money, because I've been here longest." Said Susan.

"I thought you were supposed to be a duchess!" said the Oh God, then as an afterthought added, "Oh, me."

"I am!" said Susan, drawing herself up regally.

"So don't you have plenty of money?"

"Everyone could use more money." Said Susan.

"That's right. So I should get it to add to my fifteen thousand dollars." Said Carrot.

"Whoa, dawg, you have fifteen thousand buckaroos?" said Lobsang.

Everyone cracked up. "Where have you been this whole chapter?" asked Susan.

"Er…" said Lobsang.

"Er, what?" Asked Nanny, grinning expectantly.

"Well…" said Lobsang. Granny cackled.

"Hey! I don't cackle!" said Granny, taking over control of the computer.

" "Well…" said Lobsang. Granny laughed in a witchy way.

"Man, I was watching Barney." Said Lobsang.

Everybody cracked up, yet again. Then King Kazul came back from the dead. Everyone was very happy.

"Aw, (BEEP), now I don't get your money!" said Ridcully, sounding very happy indeed.

The chapter ended.

A/N: kinda short I know. And not too funny. Sorry. R&R anyway