"Don't start with me! I'll give you an ass whoopin' like you've never seen!"

"Waaaaaah! Seto she's scaring me!" cried Mokuba, sitting on his floor, Kiera holding an electric beater threateningly over his head.

"How sad but it looks like Seto's not here to come to your rescue. You've been a little brat ever since I arrived here, and now you're going to pay!"

"Wait… so you want to kill me then… OH MY GOD, YOU'RE A NECROFELIAC!!!"

Kiera dropped the beater on the floor and ran out of the room screaming. "EEEEEEEWWWWWW! YOU ARE SO NASTY AND PERVERTED!"

"Heh, works every time" said Mokuba with an evil grin on his face.

----------In Kiera's Room----------

"Oh my gosh! I hate that little rat! He's so gross" she griped. Kiera started to re-organize her suitcase (what she did when she was extremely mad or bored) until she was interrupted by a loud yell. She leaned her ear against the door to listen to the conversation.

"BUT I DON'T WANNA GO!!!"

"Mokuba you are going with Miss Levartsala whether or not you like it!"

"Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!"

"Mokuba you are thirteen and I'm twenty don't be a fool. You are going with Misses Levartsala like befo- GAAAAAAH!"

"Oh that had to hurt, like I said before I'm not going with Miss Le-farts-a-lot, and I don't know how many times I'll have to kick you in the groin before you learn"

"You… little… twerp…."

"Seto, don't waste your breathe"

"Get… him!" he yelled and three butlers escorted him out of the room and into the limo where he would be taken to his babysitter.

Kiera then made her way down the stairs about ten minutes later, to find Kaiba watching TV, apparently feeling much better.

"Hey what's up looser?" asked Kiera sitting herself on the couch.

"Hey Kiera, Mokuba's gone and I need you to help with his surprise party"

"No way you little punk!"

"What is with you? Why are you calling me names?"

"What's it to ya, you stupid little freak!"

"Ok…" She's lost it…

"What are you watching, fatso?"

Kaiba gritted his teeth. "ER but everyone is going to have to get their butt in gear and get to work… including all the MAIDS"

"I don't clean for a rancid chicken"

"I'm getting mad, you WORK for ME, you are the EMPLOYEE and I am the BOSS. YOU do as I SAY"

"Fine ugly butt face!"

"Is this that… grudge?"

Kier nodded.

"Well quit it or I'll make you do whatever Mokuba wants"

Kiera nodded franticly. "W-what would you like me to do master???"

Kaiba sighed and nodded. "That's more like it"

----------Later That Day----------

"I'm telling you I can't cook!" hissed Kiera holding a spatula ever so threateningly.

"Fine we'll just order a cake, hang up the banners, then vacuum the living room and hallway, then help the butlers with the setting of the table, I'll give you more things to do when you're done"

"What?! So basically you're telling me I have to do the whole house?!"

"Well you are a maid," said Kaiba smirking, and then left.

Kiera fumbled with the tape for a moment then finally got a few pieces, taping up the banners. She pulled out the vacuum cleaner and set right to work. After a bit she was ready to set the table.

"Wait… there are four spoons?" Kiera asked.

"Yes ma'am, four spoons, three forks, and two knives. One for each of the courses"

"But why don't you just re-use the utensil?"

The butler gasped. "Unthinkable! Now set the table the way I asked"

Kiera rolled her eyes and continued setting.

----------One Hour Later----------

"There, the house is nice and clean. Now am I done?"

Kaiba contemplated the question for a moment sighed. "Go get yourself cleaned up Mokuba will be here any moment, oh and let the guests in!"

Kiera did as told, "He'd probably want me to come in my birthday suit instead of some frilly dress," she muttered making her way up stairs. "I hate dresses… I'll show Kaiba how much control he has over me"

Kiera opened her bedroom door, and made a real quick changed running down stairs to greet the "birthday boy". She was required to.

She sat on the top step and looked around. No one had noticed her… yet. Everyone was either in dresses or suits except for Kiera, she wore a tight neon pink T-shirt and some dirty wash jeans with rips in the knees. She stuck out like a sore thumb. Kaiba had practically invited every kid in Domino City for Mokuba's surprise birthday party.

"Quick, turn off the lights" she heard someone say. The lights flashed off and the room flooded with darkness. Suddenly the door creaked open and Mokuba, followed by Misses Levartsala, entered.

"SURPRISE!" The whole room bellowed as the lights flashed back on. Kiera just sighed and slumped.

Mokuba's eyes got really big and he took off at a run. He passed the huge table of presents. He ran past all the food. He ran over his friends.

Kiera felt something slam into her. She looked down.

"This is the best birthday present you could've gotten me Seto!" he cheered with joy hugging her tightly.

"Get off you little perv!" she yelled and shook him off.

"I like 'em feisty!" he said and re-tatched himself to her.

Kiera narrowed her eyes. "I said let go!" she shouted.

Mokuba shook his head and looked up. "Hmmm, you've got a nice rack"

"I warned you!" she snapped and kicked him hard with her black stilettos. Mokuba fell back and rolled down the stairs, hitting the bottom with a loud thump.

Kaiba quickly made his way up to the top of the stairs, his face flushed with anger. He stood one step below Kiera so he was face to face with her.

"W-W-WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? WHY ARE YOU NOT IN YOUR PROPER CLOTHES? AND HOW DARE YOU THROW MY BROTHER OFF THE STAIRS, HE COULD BE SERIOUSLY HURT! HE WAS JUST HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!!"

Kiera stuck out her tongue and spit in his face.

Kaiba wiped it away very slowly, now even more enraged. "YOU'RE A DAMN BITCH!"

"And you're a mean bastard" she replied calmly.

"THIS IS THE LAST STRAW, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU! YOU'RE FIRED! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!!!!"

"I would be more then happy to!"

The rest of the room watched in horror. Mokuba got up slowly and began to cry.

"B-but big b-brother… I-I don't w-w-want her to leave"

"Mokuba, we'll get another maid. An even nicer one" he replied in a fake cheery voice.

"But I want Miss Kiera!"

"But Mokie… I could give you anyone you like, or even anything you like, how about a pony? Would you like a pony?"

"I WANT KIERA!" he shouted.

"But Mokuba-"

"I'll run away!" he threatened.

"Alright alright…" he sighed the turned to Kiera. "You'll be staying one more day" his voice lowered, "just long enough to find someone else, then… you're out of here got it?!" he spat anger returning.

"No"

"What?"

"I'm leaving now"

"You can't," he argued under a hushed voice.

"Can't I? You wouldn't really take me to court to make me stay one day, the judge would think you've lost you're marbles. I'll stay on three conditions, I stay for good, I don't do house work and you pay me"

"Pay you for what?" he snapped.

"Staying, that's what. Ten bucks an hour, oh and I get my own room like before"

"You're insane"

"Are you sure you want to make Mokuba mad?"

Kaiba shook his head. "Alright it's a deal" he replied sourly. He turned to the rest of the room. "I apologize for our rude house guest but the party will continue as before-"

"And?" Mokuba interrupted.

"And, Miss Kiera will be staying with us"

"YAY!"

Again, I apologize for the fact it took so long to update, the chapter wasn't ready. I'm changing it, six more reviews and I'll up date, and this time it'll be the next day