Okay people! I got a second review! I'm so happy! Any way. Ima try and cut back on the major making outness. Cause if u think about it, they have only been going out for a couple days.
Beast Boy: What? I don't get to make out with Terra anymore?! NOOOOO!!!
Frank: Yeah it's sad I know. But you'll get over it. I'm going to make you and terra an adult story all for yourself.
Beast Boy: Really?!
Frank: no. I'm too modest for that.
Now on with the fic! I don't own the Teen Titans!
Beast Boy: damn right you don't.
Frank: shut up
CHAPTER 5! THE SHOPPING DISASTER!!!
It was now the first "official" day of the Titans vacation. All of them were psyched up and ready to go. All that is, except for Beast Boy who had just learned what he would be doing all day.
"Aww come on! Why do I have to be the one carrying all your clothes and crap?" Beast Boy questioned with a frown evident on his face.
"Because." Terra answered. "You're the only one who would even agree to this. And besides. We just love to torture you." She exclaimed pinching Beast Boys face.
The disgruntled changeling simply rubbed the spot where he had been pinched and huffed angrily. "And to think I could be spending Time staring mindlessly into a video game screen. Why DID I agree to this anyway?"
"We promised you a box of chocolate chip cookies from tollhouse if you came along." Raven stated rolling her eyes.
"Oh yeah." Beast Boy sighed. "Mmmmmm... Tollhouse..." He began to drool and eventually ended up making a puddle of drool on the floor.
"Ew. Yuck." Raven walked out the door as fast as she could followed closely by Starfire. Terra sighed and grabbed Beast Boy by his ears, dragging him out of the room after her.
Meanwhile, Cyborg and Robin were enjoying themselves at ESPN Zone. Robin was busy with a martial arts simulator, and Cyborg was beating the hell out of the fake Daniel Rhoddes in the Boxing sim game.
"Aw yeah! New score!!" Cyborg yelled after realizing he had won in a record 1:20 seconds in the first match. "Hey Robin! How's it going in there?"
Robin was busy throwing kicks and punches at the enemies on the screen, and like Cyborg, was beating the hell out of them. "Going great Cy." He said between attacks. "You think Beast Boy's having a good time?" He asked as he finished. Both stared at each other before bursting out laughing.
Back to our favorite little green elf! Beast Boy was following behind Terra, Starfire, and Raven with a large amount of boxes stacked high in his arms.
"How is it that you are doing back there Beast Boy?" Starfire called back. "We have been to only one store and you must hurry before the day is how do you say... wasted?"
"Oh, having a grand old time..." Beast Boy groaned. A loud pop was heard and all three girls turned and looked at him as his legs gave out from under his body and he was soon covered in toppled packages. "ow..."
"Beast Boy are you okay?" Terra stared down at him. "Can you get up?" She extended her hand out and grabbed his.
"Yeah I think so. Thanks..." Beast Boy started to pull himself up until Terra yanked hard on his hand causing him to stumble.
"Well good! Cause we still have a whole city of malls to hit! So gather up those packages! Next Stop, JC Penny!" Terra walked off with Starfire and Raven, all three laughing for the same reasons they had in chapter three.
"Ah jeez..." Beast Boy groaned. "This is gonna be a loooong day." He gathered up himself and all the packages and followed after them. "Hey wait up!"
"Not a chance! You have to catch us first!" Terra and Starfire took off in the direction of JC Penny's as fast as they could. Raven simply shook her head and slowly followed after them leaving Beast Boy by himself in the middle of the street.
"HEY THAT ISN'T FAIR!!!" Beast Boy yelled, only to be responded with a, "life isn't fair" comment from Raven. "Stupid rakkin' frakkin' mumble mumble..." Beast Boy mumbled out a large amount of profanity before following after the three.
Later...
"So Beast Boy?" Terra asked while swaying her hips back and forth in front of him. "What do you think?" She was now wearing a blue Jean Skirt and a white sleeveless that read "hottie" across the chest.
"All I can think about is my back.." Beast Boy groaned and sat up until he heard a large pop come from his back. He gritted his teeth and gave a thumbs up. "But you look great."
"Oh Raven look! We must try on this..." Starfire carefully read the word out loud "The-ong. What a strange name. Ravem, would you perchance know of this The-ong?"
"Um... Starfire... that's a thong. Please do us all a favor and put it back."
Beast Boy and Terra were leaning against one another laughing their asses off. "Oh geez Star, you are a trip!" Terra choked out. "The only person who'd REALLY like that would be Robin!" This caused the two to again burst out laughing. "Well, I'm gonna go pay for my outfit." Terra exclaimed. After paying, she returned.
"Is that all?" Beast Boy choked out as he stood up.
"Hmmm..." Starfire checked her list of shopping. "We have already conducted the ritual of lunching... we have finished the task of clothes shopping... It seems we only have one thing left to do! The best ritual of all my shopping experiences!" Both Terra and Starfire let out a loud shout, "SHOE SHOPPING!!!"
"Oh my poor back..." Beast Boy moaned. "I do hereby swear I shall never again go shopping with these three for a box of cookies."
"Excuse me? But are you putting me in THEIR class?" Raven growled.
"NO! Not at all Raven! Why would I do that? After all your so big and powerful and so easily angered!"
"WHAT?!" Raven screamed at him and began to close in on him.
"ACK! NO! MOMMY!" Beast Boy screamed as Raven jumped onto him and beat him into submission.
Beast Boy and Raven were now walking towards Terra and Starfire. Raven had a slight smirk on her face, and Beast Boy had a bloody nose,(a real one) and three lumps on his head.
"Oh good you're here! It's about time!" Terra and Starfire both dumped the large pile of shoes on top of Beast Boy. "We're buying all of these!"
"How are you going to pay for all these shoes anyway?" Beast Boy asked, afraid he already knew the answer.
"Oh yeah that reminds me Beast Boy, you big cutie you!" Terra threw herself into his arms and mumbled into his ear. "I borrowed your credit card."
Minutes later...
"See I told you it was a bad idea." Raven mumbled.
"Well how was I supposed to know he'd pass out?!" Terra was fanning Beast Boys face with her hand.
"Why is Beast Boy still lying there?" Starfire asked. "We must have more shopping time!"
"No... I think we should let him relax. Once he realizes the Titans have their own account, we'll take him out to ice cream."
"Do we really have to?" Raven groaned. "All this shopping is making me tired.
Terra gave her a blank look. And muttered something about "Meditating too much." She shook her head and placed Beast Boy into a chair, setting a box on his lap along with a short letter and some money that read,
Beast Boy,
Thanks for being such a help today. Sorry about the shopping extravaganza but I just love to mess with you. We were going to take you out for ice cream, but Raven is complaining so I'll just leave you the money to take yourself out. Oh and by the way, I got you a new pair of sneakers for your trouble. Nike of course. Enjoy, and I'll see you at the hotel tonight!
Yours truly, Terra.
With that, she turned and began to walk away to leave the unconcious boy in his position, but not before giving him a hug and a kiss on the forehead. Just as she was about to actually leave, his eyes opened and he screamed, "BOO!" as loud as he could. She screamed loudly and fell on her ass only to look up and find a laughing Beast Boy.
"HA HA!! Got ya back!"
That ends chapter 5! Sorry about the shortness of this chap. I just can only write about malls for so long. Geez it's 2:00 AM I was up late tonight. If thhis chapter runs off, then that's why. I'm waiting for at least five reviews to update so you best review if you wanna hear the next chapter!
Next Chapter: Dinner, and the food fight!
:hint hint: it involves a food fight.
Beast Boy: What? I don't get to make out with Terra anymore?! NOOOOO!!!
Frank: Yeah it's sad I know. But you'll get over it. I'm going to make you and terra an adult story all for yourself.
Beast Boy: Really?!
Frank: no. I'm too modest for that.
Now on with the fic! I don't own the Teen Titans!
Beast Boy: damn right you don't.
Frank: shut up
CHAPTER 5! THE SHOPPING DISASTER!!!
It was now the first "official" day of the Titans vacation. All of them were psyched up and ready to go. All that is, except for Beast Boy who had just learned what he would be doing all day.
"Aww come on! Why do I have to be the one carrying all your clothes and crap?" Beast Boy questioned with a frown evident on his face.
"Because." Terra answered. "You're the only one who would even agree to this. And besides. We just love to torture you." She exclaimed pinching Beast Boys face.
The disgruntled changeling simply rubbed the spot where he had been pinched and huffed angrily. "And to think I could be spending Time staring mindlessly into a video game screen. Why DID I agree to this anyway?"
"We promised you a box of chocolate chip cookies from tollhouse if you came along." Raven stated rolling her eyes.
"Oh yeah." Beast Boy sighed. "Mmmmmm... Tollhouse..." He began to drool and eventually ended up making a puddle of drool on the floor.
"Ew. Yuck." Raven walked out the door as fast as she could followed closely by Starfire. Terra sighed and grabbed Beast Boy by his ears, dragging him out of the room after her.
Meanwhile, Cyborg and Robin were enjoying themselves at ESPN Zone. Robin was busy with a martial arts simulator, and Cyborg was beating the hell out of the fake Daniel Rhoddes in the Boxing sim game.
"Aw yeah! New score!!" Cyborg yelled after realizing he had won in a record 1:20 seconds in the first match. "Hey Robin! How's it going in there?"
Robin was busy throwing kicks and punches at the enemies on the screen, and like Cyborg, was beating the hell out of them. "Going great Cy." He said between attacks. "You think Beast Boy's having a good time?" He asked as he finished. Both stared at each other before bursting out laughing.
Back to our favorite little green elf! Beast Boy was following behind Terra, Starfire, and Raven with a large amount of boxes stacked high in his arms.
"How is it that you are doing back there Beast Boy?" Starfire called back. "We have been to only one store and you must hurry before the day is how do you say... wasted?"
"Oh, having a grand old time..." Beast Boy groaned. A loud pop was heard and all three girls turned and looked at him as his legs gave out from under his body and he was soon covered in toppled packages. "ow..."
"Beast Boy are you okay?" Terra stared down at him. "Can you get up?" She extended her hand out and grabbed his.
"Yeah I think so. Thanks..." Beast Boy started to pull himself up until Terra yanked hard on his hand causing him to stumble.
"Well good! Cause we still have a whole city of malls to hit! So gather up those packages! Next Stop, JC Penny!" Terra walked off with Starfire and Raven, all three laughing for the same reasons they had in chapter three.
"Ah jeez..." Beast Boy groaned. "This is gonna be a loooong day." He gathered up himself and all the packages and followed after them. "Hey wait up!"
"Not a chance! You have to catch us first!" Terra and Starfire took off in the direction of JC Penny's as fast as they could. Raven simply shook her head and slowly followed after them leaving Beast Boy by himself in the middle of the street.
"HEY THAT ISN'T FAIR!!!" Beast Boy yelled, only to be responded with a, "life isn't fair" comment from Raven. "Stupid rakkin' frakkin' mumble mumble..." Beast Boy mumbled out a large amount of profanity before following after the three.
Later...
"So Beast Boy?" Terra asked while swaying her hips back and forth in front of him. "What do you think?" She was now wearing a blue Jean Skirt and a white sleeveless that read "hottie" across the chest.
"All I can think about is my back.." Beast Boy groaned and sat up until he heard a large pop come from his back. He gritted his teeth and gave a thumbs up. "But you look great."
"Oh Raven look! We must try on this..." Starfire carefully read the word out loud "The-ong. What a strange name. Ravem, would you perchance know of this The-ong?"
"Um... Starfire... that's a thong. Please do us all a favor and put it back."
Beast Boy and Terra were leaning against one another laughing their asses off. "Oh geez Star, you are a trip!" Terra choked out. "The only person who'd REALLY like that would be Robin!" This caused the two to again burst out laughing. "Well, I'm gonna go pay for my outfit." Terra exclaimed. After paying, she returned.
"Is that all?" Beast Boy choked out as he stood up.
"Hmmm..." Starfire checked her list of shopping. "We have already conducted the ritual of lunching... we have finished the task of clothes shopping... It seems we only have one thing left to do! The best ritual of all my shopping experiences!" Both Terra and Starfire let out a loud shout, "SHOE SHOPPING!!!"
"Oh my poor back..." Beast Boy moaned. "I do hereby swear I shall never again go shopping with these three for a box of cookies."
"Excuse me? But are you putting me in THEIR class?" Raven growled.
"NO! Not at all Raven! Why would I do that? After all your so big and powerful and so easily angered!"
"WHAT?!" Raven screamed at him and began to close in on him.
"ACK! NO! MOMMY!" Beast Boy screamed as Raven jumped onto him and beat him into submission.
Beast Boy and Raven were now walking towards Terra and Starfire. Raven had a slight smirk on her face, and Beast Boy had a bloody nose,(a real one) and three lumps on his head.
"Oh good you're here! It's about time!" Terra and Starfire both dumped the large pile of shoes on top of Beast Boy. "We're buying all of these!"
"How are you going to pay for all these shoes anyway?" Beast Boy asked, afraid he already knew the answer.
"Oh yeah that reminds me Beast Boy, you big cutie you!" Terra threw herself into his arms and mumbled into his ear. "I borrowed your credit card."
Minutes later...
"See I told you it was a bad idea." Raven mumbled.
"Well how was I supposed to know he'd pass out?!" Terra was fanning Beast Boys face with her hand.
"Why is Beast Boy still lying there?" Starfire asked. "We must have more shopping time!"
"No... I think we should let him relax. Once he realizes the Titans have their own account, we'll take him out to ice cream."
"Do we really have to?" Raven groaned. "All this shopping is making me tired.
Terra gave her a blank look. And muttered something about "Meditating too much." She shook her head and placed Beast Boy into a chair, setting a box on his lap along with a short letter and some money that read,
Beast Boy,
Thanks for being such a help today. Sorry about the shopping extravaganza but I just love to mess with you. We were going to take you out for ice cream, but Raven is complaining so I'll just leave you the money to take yourself out. Oh and by the way, I got you a new pair of sneakers for your trouble. Nike of course. Enjoy, and I'll see you at the hotel tonight!
Yours truly, Terra.
With that, she turned and began to walk away to leave the unconcious boy in his position, but not before giving him a hug and a kiss on the forehead. Just as she was about to actually leave, his eyes opened and he screamed, "BOO!" as loud as he could. She screamed loudly and fell on her ass only to look up and find a laughing Beast Boy.
"HA HA!! Got ya back!"
That ends chapter 5! Sorry about the shortness of this chap. I just can only write about malls for so long. Geez it's 2:00 AM I was up late tonight. If thhis chapter runs off, then that's why. I'm waiting for at least five reviews to update so you best review if you wanna hear the next chapter!
Next Chapter: Dinner, and the food fight!
:hint hint: it involves a food fight.
