A/n: Yay! I'm not dead as far as I know! Sorry it took longer than I expected.
Disclaimer: I don't own DB/Z/GT, so don't sue me, I have no money! My friends own themselves.
Story Title: Providence's Irony
Chapter Title: The Reunion and Toast is Good
Story Summary: The day had started out so normal too, I had gotten detention for Saturday morning, a note home for a parent teacher conference, and the new DBZ graphic novel was arriving at Borders that weekend. It was so exciting at first, being here, a place I never dreamed being actually able to go. But now...I'm worried we're going to be stuck here forever, and it's all my fault.
Quote: In a world of heartbreak, idiots, lies, profanity, and tragedy...why do people tell me to have a nice day?
----------------------------------------------------Lin's POV
I sighed, bored. It began to rain and I shivered wondering if my friends were okay, what happened. I could her Trunks and Goten whispering behind my back, something about a party. This made me feel bad, I didn't want Goten-sama to miss a party because of me, I looked up and let the rain wash my face. It felt so nice I forgot everything for a moment, bad idea.
I went sailing through the air and landed on my face into the muddy earth. I stumbled up at glared around, I could hear stifled laughter but not just Goten and Trunks'. Then I saw them, Zach first, next Sarah and Billy, Conner and Sam-but no Mike. I rubbed the dirt off my face and glared at them with the meanest little glare I could muster, being animated it must have been really good because it scared the crap out of them. At least I thought it did until I noticed them staring behind me. Whizzing around I hit something hard and found myself on the ground again! I looked up and saw Goten with a huge sweatdrop.
"How's the view down there?" Sarah said, making her voice sound distant. I made a face and let Goten help me up. It was now that I realized that we had no way to get home and were about to lose our only hope of survival. Crapity crapity crap. Can't find Mike, Goten and Trunks are gonna abandon us in the woods thinking we know the way out, stuck in anime, no way home, did anyone know if we were gone yet? What to do, this was my fault, it had me written all over it, but I didn't know how I'd done it either. Crap.
I had to think, I had to figure out how to get to stay with the Z fighters even if it killed me. Think ,think, think!
CLUNK
"Ow." I looked up and saw no one, I gazed back down the path we had come from and saw everyone heading down that way.
"Lin-chan! Weren't you listening? Goten invited us to his party! C'mon!" Conner called. I blinked and ran to catch up, 'Good Plan' I thought to myself, 'marvelous idea, glad I came up with it.'
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When we arrived I thought someone was going to have a heart-attack, my friends roughly understood the situation. They knew that with me it was best just not to ask, which is good, I think they all learned that with the moldy bread incident of '97, but that's another story for another time. Anyway when seemingly the entire party stared at us I did the first thing I always did in that situation-hid behind the nearest person. Though it just so happened that that person was Goten, and he was just tall enough that it looked kind of…wrong…
Goten and Trunks began to introduce us, but didn't know any of our names (I had forgotten to mention names). So Goten turned and asked me what my name was, I walked out from behind him and began to speak, well, something like speaking. It was more like senseless babble. I've never been good with strangers-especially ones were I knew them and they had no idea who I was-and I doubt I ever will be; but what happened next must have been the highlight of the party, because I just flat-up passed out.
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Toast. I'll always remember the first scent after fainting, it was toast. I don't know why but I always remember the strangest things about something. I stood up without realizing I was lying down, and found myself in boy clothes. Old worn blue jeans that were three sizes to big, and a ratty old T-shirt I think was once blue but now it looked white with pale blue spots.
The room was familiar and unfamiliar at the same time; I didn't really pay attention to it because something else was much more interesting. That thing was a noise, voices from outside the room, probably down the hall. I waked towards the voices, some were my friends'. I wound up in a kitchen-not just any kitchen mind you, but the kitchen of the Son residence. I guessed the time of day because Sarah was helping Chichi cook breakfast; Sarah was a pretty good cook and was also very fast.
"Well look who's conscious!" Billy said while Sam giggled into her piece of toast. There were piles of food and mountains of cereal boxes, just like it had said there would be in fanfics-but this was real As real could be. I blinked, all my friends were either sitting at the table or helping to set up for breakfast.
"You're good at fainting, you should try out for a soap opera or something." Zach said as I gave him a 'look'. Then I glanced at Sarah and signaled in our little secret best friend language 'what happened?' and all she said was 'later'. It was confusing but before I could ask anything Chichi turned around, pulled me a seat between two empty chairs and gave me a plate with way too much food then I could ever need-twelve pieces of toast, seventeen pancakes, twenty-five stripes of bacon, six rice balls, a bowl of rice, and more. I blinked and looked up at her.
"You better eat now before the boys get back, or there will be nothing left." She smiled and returned to cooking. I was left blinking and gazed at the food before taking a piece of toast. It was good-really good, like my tongue had died and gone to heaven but then they realized it wasn't it's time and sent it to Toast Land.
I heard a door open and three men walked in, I slumped in my chair and wanted to melt. Sarah and Chichi finished cooking and took their seats, Sarah sat next to me, Chichi sat and Goku went next to her. Goten was next to me and Goku introduced me to his family; this was too much like a fanfic for my brain to handle. I looked around the table, I wonder where Mike is.
"Your clothes are in the wash; your friends said you would be more comfortable in boy clothes, so I gave you one of Goten's old outfits." Chichi said, I stared as the saiya-jins ate as if they had been starving for one hundred years on a deserted island. Goten looked up and waved, I blinked and he was back to stuffing food into his mouth. So I was wearing Goten's clothes because of my friends' idea of a sick joke, Yay. So how were we gonna get back home? And how did they explain everything? I needed answers but first I needed more toast.
I love Toast.
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A/n: mmmmmm……..toast………….blink okay, this took longer to write than I wanted but too bad for you! P It's shorter than I wanted too! Oh well, too bad so sad. If you're looking for humor go read the flames on my YYH poem "I Hate You" some are actually pretty dumb. Flamers are stupid chat speaking morons! XD Anyway, R&R I'll try to update ASAP, so within the next six months.