New Line Productions was not involved with, and therefore does not endorse, this story. All references point to Rush Hour 2. Any references to Rush Hour 1 are purely coincidental and are extremely rare.
Our heroes are still driving their car on the way to Madison Square Garden, the home of the New York Knickerbockers. Madison Square Garden will thereby be called MSG, as locals in New York call it. (Editor's note: the head of NY Counterterrorism Unit, if there is one, is not headed by an Asian.)
Carter: Ah… finally a real vacation without fighting asian guys.
Lee: Yeah! Just the two of us… nobody else to bother us…
Carter: Hey, man! We aren't gay partners or something!
Lee: Did I say we gay partners? No… I said…
Carter: Yeah…yeah… never mind.
-Lee's cellphone rings-
-Lee picks up-
-Lee listens and answers in Chinese-
Carter: Aww man… not this Chinese shit again.
Lee: Carter! Shut up!
-Lee talks in Chinese-
Carter: Tell them we're on vacation in Hawaii or something and we can't get back.
-Lee talks in Chinese-
Lee: -on phone- Okay, inspector. Carter not going to be happy.
Carter: Are you talking about me? You better not be talking about me behind my back. Even though we're not gay you still have to…
Lee swerves the car around in a U-turn and heads the other direction, away from MSG.
Carter: Hey! Hey! Wrong way!
Lee hangs up his cellphone.
Lee: Inspector Lam just called. He head of New York counterterrorist unit. He not happy. We go to police department right now.
Carter: But the game's starting in 20 minutes! You're pulling my leg aren't you, you ass.
Lee: I am not pulling leg of Carter. Now we go.
Carter: Come on, Lee. Stay strong! We're on a vacation! And plus, we gotta get to MSG in 20 minutes!
Lee: Game is canceled. We go now.