CHAPTER 6! DINNER, AND THE FOOD FIGHT!

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Beast Boy now had a huge smile on his face and was still snickering as he walked towards the ice cream shop, his

chest puffed out proudly. Followed by Starfire, Raven, and Terra who had her arms crossed and was glaring at Beast Boy.

"That wasn't funny." Terra huffed. "I was trying to be nice."

"That may be the case my dear." Beast Boy sarcastically answered her, "but I think even that isn't enough to pay you

back for the torture you gave me." He turned and ran as fast as he could toward the Ice creamshop. "Now if you'll excuse me

ladies, I have a date with a six scoop sundae!"

Terra stomped her foot on the groundand she turned into one of those angry chibis with the big head and the waving

arms. " Thats.. not... FAIRRR!!! Beast Boy get back here!" She took off after him as fast as she could.

Starfire shrugged her shoulders and ran after them both screaming for no apparent reason. Raven sighed, aggrivated,

and followed after them. "Good thing I bought some new reading material." She pulled out her new Poe book and began to read

as she flew. "This day would probably be pretty boring with out it." She suddenly fell backwards for no reason.

"Damn. what was that? She turned and found Cyborg and Robin behind her with a strong hold on her cape.

Both of them grinned widely. "Hey Raven! What's up?" Robin asked. "Is Starfire here?" Robin began to look around, his

head whipping from side as he searched for her.

"Robin got bored without his girlfriend around." Cyborg joked. "He couldn't stand it. It was even making him lose in

video games. At least that's what he said. cough-loser-cough."

Robin shoved him away. "So where are they?"

"They just ran screaming for the ice cream shop. I think next time we go out, Starfire should cut back on the

chocolate." Raven said pointing in the direction of the shop.

"Okay thanks!" Robin took off full speed towards them.

"Completley and utterly insane." Raven muttered.

"Aw come on. give him some slack. He and Star are real close. Besides I'm sure you've had at least one crush before."

Cyborg looked at her waiting for a response.

"No." That was her answer and with that she walked off. (HA HA!! did you think I was gonna put some major Cy and

Rae scene in?)

Cyborg scratched his head and followed her. "Strangest girl I've ever known... well besides Starfire."

All the Titans eventually ordered their food and sat down.

"Hey Terra, I thought you said this was an ice cream shop?" Beast Boy stared at her.

"April Fools!" Terra smiled widely and threw her arms into the air. "Did I get you?" She was now leaning across the

table with her mouth open wide in a smile and her eyes as big as dinner plates.

"Umm... Terra, it's not April Fools day." Beast Boy pointed out.

"Damn." Terra's face fell and she rubbed her chin. "I could've sworn it was today..."

"Um... it was around three weeks ago actually." Robin stated as he fed Starfire another spoon of banna, fudge,

sherbert, pickle, and mustard sundae.

Everyone around them made a disgusting face. "Aren't you going to eat dinner Starfire? you did order one of the most

expensive things on the menu." Raven questioned. Starfire nodded as she took another mouthful of her ice cream.

"That's just nasty for some reason." Raven stated. "How can you eat that stuff anyway?

"It is delicious!" Starfire said with a grin. "Bite?" She offered holding a large spoonful towards Raven. Raven

shifted her eyes back and forth. She looked down at the spoon and then at the hopeful alien before her. Then back at the

spoon, and then at the rest of the Titans who were staring at her in anticipation. She suddenly wrapped her mouth around the

spoon and swallowed. Everyone at the table except starfire screamed loudly and waited for her to spew it all over the table.

"hmmm... not bad..." Raven licked her lips. "In fact it's pretty good."

Everyone at the table fell onto the floorin shock. Just then their dinners arrived. Starfire had ordered Lobster,

Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Robin had gotten king crab legs. Raven ahd opted to go with Terra and had ordered Salmon.

(huh. Seafood and Ice Cream... That seems nasty for some reason. oh well.)

Everyone was still staring at Raven and no one except her and Starfire noticed their food until Raven cleared her

throat. "are you guys going to eat or what?"

" Oh yeah!" Beast Boy grabbed one of the crab legs and stared at it. "hmmm...." A wide grin inched it's way across

his face. "Oh this'll be fun." He leaned over to the guys and whispered into their ears. All three of them shared the same

kind of smile that BB had on.

A few minutes later,all the guys had their crab claws attached to a bun of bread and were attacking eachother with

them as though they had deformed looking monsters beating the crap out of eachother.

"AH HAH!!! Take that!" Cyborg yelled as he smacked BB across the face with a claw. He was suddenly clunked on the

head by a crab claw belonging to Robin. "Hey! That hurt!"

"That was the point you know." Robin answered. "Hey? Aren't you girls gonna join in on the fun?"

"No thank you Robin. As much as being hit in the face with our food seems to be, I wish just to watch." Starfire

smiled slightly and continued to eat her lobster. "Although I must say it is appealing."

"I have to agree with Starfire. It does look fun but we ARE getting looks." Terra pointed out to the team. "As a

matter of fact, the waiters are coming this way."

"Well boys, I think you can handle this. If you'll excuse us, we're off to the bathroom." Raven said standing up and

walking towards the bathroom. She gave a motion to the other girls. Both of them simply stared at her confused. She let out a

sigh, grabbed them, and dragged them off with her.

"Umm... Guys, I think we were just ditched." Beast Boy said, pointing at the retreating girls and then to the quite

angry looking waiters. "Think we should get outta here?"

"Nah... I got a better idea." Cyborg said smirking. "Hey Raven! HEADS UP!!!" He yelled as he lobbed a glob of Stars

Ice cream at her. He began to laugh maniaclly.

"Wh-" Raven was cut off as she turned around, the ice cream hitting her smack in the face. She once again let the

mess ooze off her face. Her eyes were screaming death at Cyborg. She charged him pinning him to the floor with a piece of

crab meat lifted above Cy's face.

"Hey Wait! It was an accident! NOOOO!!!!" The food was shoved directly into his face. All the guys screamed as Raven

turned towards them with murder in her eyes. Beast Boy suddenly hit her in the face with a piece of Salmon. Giving a victory

sign, he was suddenly smacked in the back of the head with a piece of cod.

"Cod.... Wait... we didn't order any of this." He turned around and found himself looking into the faces of Terra and

Star. Each held a piece of food in their hands standing next to the armory of all food fights. THE BUFFET TABLE!!! Beast Boy

screamed and ducked under the table as a volley of food smacked the area where he would have been.

"HOLY COW!" Robin screamed. "How the heck to we match up to a buffet table?! hmm...." He looked over at Raven

smirking. "Oh this is too perfect.CYBORG! BEAST BOY! CAPTURE MANEUVER!"

"You wouldn't dare..." Raven started before she was tackled bound and gagged by Cyborg and Beast Boy.

"Oh yes we would." All three of them answered. They held her up above the table. "WE HAVE A HOSTAGE!!" All three guys

slapped hands and laughed.

"You do realize..." Raven Began, "That once this is over, I'm going to kill you all."

"By then we hope to be in Africa." Beast Boy answered. "For now, we're going to enjoy this as long as we can."

"Terra, how are we to win? They have captured friend Raven! If we attack, she will be hit!" Starfire enquired.

"Oh come on Starfire." Terra rolled her eyes. "It's not like she's going to get killed or anything." She cocked her

arm back and prepared to fire before her arm was grabbed by Starfire. "What now?"

"Raven may not be harmed, but if I remember correctly, she has threatened to... how do you say.... destroy us all

before. If we hit her, she may carry out this act!" Starfire pleaded with her.

Terra seemed to think about this for a minute. "But she's not going to hurt us, so there fore, FIRE AWAY!!" Terra

threw a stale loaf of bread as hard as she could at The boys who quickly set Raven up in it's way. Starfire screamed and flew in front of it taking the hit from the bread and falling to the floor.

"NNNOOOOO!!!!!" Robin screamed and ran up to Starfire. "Speak to me Starfire! Speak to me!" Cyborg and Beast Boy

could be seen in mourners outfits crying in the backround. Suddenly Raven breaks free of her bonds and jumps at the two.

"Robin... Please listen to me..." A fight cloud is now visible behind the two as Raven, Cy, and Beast BOy duke it

out. "I need... I need..."

"What do you need Starfire?" Robin's lip was trembling and he was about to cry. Behind them, Raven was chasing after

the two with an axe.

"I need... A napkin..." Starfire choked out. Cyborg and Beast Boy were now dressed up in brown trenchcoats with

sunglasses and fake moustaches. Raven stopped in front of the two, as they pointed in the opposite direction. She simply

pulled their disguises off revealing... Cyborg! AAAANNNDDD Beast Boy! In his... Underwear.

"A napkin? Why?"

"For you to wipe off your face after I do this!" Starfire rammed a piece of catfish into his face laughing. Raven

could now be seen covering her eyes as Beast Boy shuffled off to the bathroom. Terra suddenly grabbed him, tied him up, and

ran out of the resteraunt giggling madly with him in tow.

Both Robin and Starfire were on the floor laughing when an abnormally large waiter came up to them. The next thing

they knew, all the titans, save Terra and Beast Boy, were running out the door at top speed with dishes and food flying at

them. "And Stay out!" The waiter yelled. The Titans all returned to the hotel where they were soon in their assigned rooms.

Robin looked around the guys hotel room. "Hey, where's Beast Boy?"

Screen pans to a work out room locker where a voice can be heard shouting, "Terra?! I know your out there! Let me out

of here!"

Terra was leaning against the locker filing her nails and whistling. "Maybe I'll let you out. If you promise to take

me on a date."

"You mean a date, as in you and me? With no other Titans around? just you and me and that's all?"

"Yep. What do you say hostage?" Terra asked.

"Ummm... lemme think abou... YES!" Beast Boy quickly answered from the locker. "Now let me out of here!"

"hmmm... I wonder what would happen if I left him here...." Terra thought out loud.

"WHAT?! HEY! YOU PROMISED!!!"

"Would you have said yes to my question even if you weren't trapped in a locker?"

"Yes."

"Then congratulations. You're free!" Terra opened the locker and grabbed Beast Boy before he could fall onto the

floor. "You're so cute." She grabbed his cheek and pinched it, (Imagine the part in Titan Rising where she did that)

patted his head and walked off leaving a very happy elf behind.

"ahh... I have a date with Terra..." The shapeshifter sighed happily and closed his eyes.... Two seconds later a

sound of breaking glass was heard inside of his head, his eyes snapped open and his mouth shrunk. "HOLY CRAP! I HAVE A DATE

WITH TERRA! CYBOOOORRRRRGGGG!" He ran as fast as he could towards the hotel room.

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NEXT CHAPTER: THE DATE! (as if you needed to be told that.)

Frank S.