Ok originally I wasn't finished writing this chapter… but just so you had something to read and so you knew I wasn't dead or anything I'm updating, so enjoy! Sorry it's been so long… I've been busy with school, and haven't been in the best mood for writing comedy.

Jack looked out on the horizon and saw what looked like a dolphin leap from the water. He thought to himself, I love the sea. It's so calm and peacef-

"HI JACK!" Jamie screamed at him ruining his "relaxation" time.

"It's captain! Captain Jack Sparrow remember?" Ya crazy girl.

"Jack we're hungry, and I haven't eaten all day."

Great, now I have to feed them, what's next? Do I have to bathe them? On the second thought… wait, something feels wrong… it feels like the boat is turning, but that can't be… cause the insane girl is standing in front of me. His eyes grew wide. "There's two of them." Jack whispered to himself. He turned around drunkly and saw the two of us steering his ship. Jack turned back around making sure Jamie didn't duplicate herself before he parted us from steering his beloved ship. "How the 'ell did ye two get out of that room?"

"We are crazy, we can do anything if we put our minds to it." I responded.

"Anything…" Jack pondered. "Like what?"

"Like… fly…" I said dreamily.

"Fly… I hate to tell ye this, but you're a tad bit more than crazy."

"No really we could, if we really wanted to." I insisted.

"Alright, fine show me."

"Ok, do you happen to have a box?"

What in the world do ye need a box for? Jack thought, "How about a crate?"

"That will work just fine." He waved his hands at some crew members, who were listening our crazy conversation, to get the crate. They groaned a little but soon came back with an emptied crate.

"What now." Jack asked curiously.

As if we were one mind Jamie and I walked over to the box and started climbing in. I looked up at Jack and he was staring at us like we just grew second heads.

"What the 'ell are ye doing!" He shouted. He looked very confused.

"You have to come in too." That having been said seemed to appall him.

"What! There is no way I'm crawling in that. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!" He smirked at us like he thought that it was that simple.

"I can't believe… I got in… alright, what now."

"Ok close your eyes." Jamie told him.

"And imagine!" I added moving my hands like a rainbow.

"Whoosh!" Jamie shouted.

"VROOM!"

"Uh… what are ye doin?" Jack said confused.

I opened one of my eyes and whispered, "Shhh, we're flying."

"Weeeeeeeee! Look how high up we are!" Jamie said with glee.

"Look a birdie! Come here little birdie!" I said to the little birdie in my mind.

"Ye to are… I don't even know. I'm getting out of this crate!"

"It's ok Jack, A lot of normal people can't do it." I said with a smirk.

"Was that supposed to be offending me?" Jack asked.

"Uh… I don't know, did it?" I replied.

"No."

"Well then fine, it wasn't."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jack and I turned around fast looking for the source of the scream. I ran up to Jamie who was standing at the bow of the ship looking terrified.

"Jamie what's wrong?" I questioned.

She started pointing out to sea frantically, jumping up and down making gasping noises.

Jack and I looked from her finger to where she was pointing, still confused.

"It's the… OCEAN! You're pointing at the ocean!" Jack said proudly.

I looked around and there was nothing but ocean. "AHHHHH!" I screamed.

"What? It's just the ocean." Jack said sounding a bit confused.

"Where are we?" Jamie and I screamed at him.