Hiyas! Sorry for taking so long to update, it takes a while for me to come up with a good enough chapter that still somewhat stays in character but is still funny.

Thanks to all of you who reviewed, because without them I probably would have given up on the story.

Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Shigure, Ayame or Hatori, I'm just an insane writer who loves to mess with them. :P

"Oh shit!"

Hatori ran, nearly slipping twice, and locked the front door, hoping that they would go away.

"Come on Haa-san, open the door! We know you're in there!" rang Shigure's usually cheerful voice.

"Tori-san, it's us! You can trust us!" His other so called friend, Ayame, said with the same cheerfulness.

"Of course he trusts Aya…"

"Anyways, Tori-san, I demand that you open this door right now, or Gure-san will blow the door down!"

"Aya…"

"Yes Gure-Chan?"

"I'm a dog, not a wolf…"

"Oh yeah…"

Hatori sighed; they knew he was there, so there was no point in pretending he wasn't.

"Go away, my parents told me not to open the door to strangers or insane people."

"But Tori-san, we're your friends! We came all this way, having to climb mountains, and walk through forests, just to see you!"

"I have no time for your stupid games Ayame, you live not even five minutes away, and you know it."

"You're no fun Tori….But were thirsty cough and starving…Oh Shigure, I think I'm going to feint!"

"I'll catch you Aya!"

Hatori stared at the door with an annoyed expression on his face as he heard Ayame fall into Shigure's arms. He knew what came next…their "Grammy Award winning" drama act….

"Oh Shigure, I think this is the end of me."

"Don't say things like that Aya, you've got a long healthy life ahead of you. What would I do without you?"

"Thank you….Shigure?"

"Yes?"

"There's something I've always wanted to tell you."

"I'm all ears Aya…"

"I love y-"

Hatori couldn't take it anymore, If this lasted any longer, his ears were probably going to bleed to death. He quickly unlocked the door, shoved a very startled Ayame and Shigure, that were on the floor inside, and gave the people who had watched the "show" with teary eyes a good glare, before slamming the door shut behind him.

Hatori, gave the somewhat still shocked duo a hard stare and calmly said, "Do that again, and I'll have to kill you."

Either the both of them had choose to ignore him, or didn't really care at all, they smiled at each other and gave Hatori a hug at the same time.

"We knew you cared!"

"Get off!" Hatori yelled, even angrier now, and stormed off to the kitchen. He sat down on the same chair as before and flopped down on it, ignoring his two friends who had followed him. Instead, he stared at his cold tea as if daring it to move.

"Haa-saaaan!" Shigure whined, while taking a seat in front of him, "Where's the pizza... and why are you staring at your drink?"

"I'm trying to make it burst into flames, in hopes that it will heat up again." Hatori said flatly.

"Why did you let it get cold?"

He was about to yell at Shigure, but instead he let it go and sighed, "Why are you and Ayame here anyways?"

Shigure gave him what seemed like a concerned look, but then switched it to an offended one.

"Is it such a crime for people to visit their best friend? Anyways, we bored!" Shigure said with false tears.

"Alright…don't cry…you can stay…" Hatori said as he picked up his tea and finally took a sip…

"TORI-SAN GUESS WHAT?"

Startled, he choked on the tea, and spit it out all over Shigure.

"Eww Haa-san, didn't you know it's rude to spit all over your guests?" Shigure replied with a disgusted look on his face, while Hatori started coughing.

Ayame, shocked at what he had done, began patting his choking friend, on the back and started yelling at Hatori to not die.

Hatori, flushed from choking grabbed Ayame's arm to make him stop, since it really wasn't helping.

"Stop it, I'm fine you Idio-hiccup!"

"What was that?"

"You're an Id-Hiccup!

"Gure-san, there's something wrong with Tori-san, I think I broke him…"

Shigure started laughing as he walked up to his hiccupping friend.

"Aya, Haa-san has been infil- no wait…what's the word… infected with the worse disease of all!"

"Oh my god, what is it?"

"The hiccups..."

Dun Dun Duuun!

"Wow Haa-san, since when does your house make sound effects?"

Hatori put his face in his palms and hiccupped. Why did his cousins, out of all the people in the world, have to be idiots? Why was he the only normal one of the Zodiac? (Well, if you call turning into a sea horse instead of a real dragon normal…)

"Oh Shigure, Isn't there anyway to cure it?"

"On no Hiccup don't you even Hiccup go Hiccup there!"

"Don't worry Haa-san, you're under great care. Now Aya, we certainly can't work like this…" Shigure said pointing at himself and Ayame.

"No you're right Shigure; it would be breaking every law of fashion…" Ayame said looking at Shigure.

"To the changing room!"

And with that, they rushed into Hatori's room, locked the door and left a shocked yet hiccupping Hatori slamming on his door, yelling for them to get out, and that if they touched his school's doctor uniforms, he'd give them a shot that'd put them to sleep forever.

Poor Hatori, I wonder what Shigure and Ayame have planned for him… hehe. : P

I truly do wonder how he ever managed to put up with them, I mean I could do it for about a week or two…but they'd probably drive me crazy after a while XD

But I love them anyways…

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