A Forgotten Queen
Chapter Eight
By Chang Liko
Disclaimer: I own only Snape and Draco! See! pulls plushie Snape and Draco from her closet I own them. No one can take them away! No one! glances around, eyes wide, panicked look on her face They're mine!
Serenity grinned, glancing at Draco as she heard him mutter something about the Gryffindor Golden Trio. Shaking her head, she whispered laughingly, "You know, D-chan, with the way you act, a person could almost think that you were jealous of Harry and his friends."
Glaring down at Serenity, Draco muttered, "I am not jealous of Potter! Or his muggle loving friends."
Giggling, Serenity replied, "Well, with the way you get on, you'd never be able to tell the difference."
"Stuff it!" Draco muttered, blushing slightly.
Serenity stared up at him, following his gaze to the Golden Trio. Sighing, Serenity stated softly, "You know, I have a feeling, that if you apologized to her for the things you've said, that she'd agree to go on a date with you."
Shrugging, Draco blushed slightly, turning to look at Serenity, asking, "What makes you think that?"
Grinning slyly, she replied, "Oh, just something she told me."
Frowning slightly, Draco questioned, "What do you mean, something she told you? What did she say?"
"Well, I asked her if she would date someone who'd made fun of her for a long time if she really knew that the person was actually in love with her. She might have mentioned that she would give him a chance to make it up to her if he apologized for the things he'd said about her and her friends," Serenity stated. "I also might have overheard her say something about fixing herself up, just in case someone decided to ask her out any time soon."
Glancing over at Hermoine where she was arguing with Ron, Draco murmured to himself, "She does look really nice today. I've never seen her look nicer. But I love her curls better than straight hair. It fits her personality better."
Smiling secretely at the dreamy expression on her little brother's face, Serenity nudged him in the ribs, saying, "If you don't stop staring at her that way, someone's gonna see."
Startled, Draco glanced around before glaring down at Serenity.
Smiling innocently, Serenity held her hands up in surrender. "What?"
Shaking his head, Draco grabbed her arm, pulling her along down the hall and past the Golden Trio towards first period Potions with the Gryffindor's.
By the time they had gotten to class, Snape was waiting for them. Glaring around at the Gryffindor's, he turned and opened the door, stating, "Take your seats. Today, we're going to be creating a potion that will allow us to speed along the recovery of ill patients. Now, this potion will be used by Madame Pomfrey in the infirmery, so do try not to botch it, will you."
Waving his wand, towards the board, Snape stated, "The directions are on the board. Get started."
He headed towards his desk, only to halt in his tracks at the surpressed giggling coming from the class. Swinging around, he glared at the class, slightly surprised that they didn't shut up immediately.
Narrowing his eyes, he glared at each one in turn, demanding softly, "May I inquire as to what you all find so hilarious about this potion?"
Still giggling, one of the Slytherin girls pointed at the board.
Scowling, Snape turned to glance at the board, expecting to see the directions to the potion they were supposed to be working on. Instead, he came face to face with three words.
'Snape's A Perv!'
Growling slightly, Snape flicked his wand at the board, eyes narrowing when the words disappeared, only to be replaced with others.
'Snape goes through girls underwear drawers.'
Muttering a curse, Snape flicked his wand at the board again, his eyes widening slightly at the next words that appeared.
'Snape has the hots for McGonagall.'
Snape flicked his wand, teeth clenched.
'Snape doesn't have the hots for McGonagall. He's gay!'
Upon reading these words, the entire class started to turn red in the face, the effort of keeping their laughter contained beginning to get to them.
Growling audibly, Snape flicked his wand again.
'Snape has a hot, yummy body.'
Paling slightly, he flicked his wand again.
'Hey Snape! You, me, in a dark closet. I'll bring the lube.'
Eyes wide, Snape flicked his wand, fearing what might show up next.
'As the muggle, Austin Powers said, "Do I make you horny, Baby?"'
At these words, the entire class broke out into laughter, doubling over and clutching their stomaches as they alternated between laughing and moaning about not being able to breath.
Blushing slightly, Snape flicked his wand again, making the words disappear, replacing them with new ones.
'Hey baby! You'll be hearing from me.'
Flicking his wand one last time, Snape sighed slightly, seeing the directions to his potion appear. Glaring darkly at the class, he cleared his throat, waiting for the class to shut up.
Finally getting their attention, with only the occasional chuckle, Snape sneered, drawling, "Now that you've all had your laugh, please finish the potion!"
As the students got their ingredients, Snape went to his desk, placing his hands on the back of his chair to stare out over his class, his eyes going to the person he knew was responsible for the words on the board. The only problem was that he had no proof. He sighed, wondering what else was going to happen to him today.
Pulling out his chair, he didn't hear the muted click over the soft noise of the class working on their potions. Moving around his chair, he sighed, letting himself drop into the chair. He frowned slightly, reaching up to scratch his face as he felt it tingle slightly before pulling some papers towards him to mark.
When there was only a few minutes left to class, he stood, intending to move about the room to check everyone's potions and to gather the vials to mark. As he stood, there was another muted click. As his chair was pushed out, the lyrics from the muggle song, 'Dude Looks Like A Lady' blared from a hidden stereo system, startling the entire class and causing them to look up.
What they saw, was Snape, in his original robes, but with a more feminine appearance and noticeable makeup covering his features, outlining them. They couldn't contain themselves. They cracked up, several of them falling from their stools as they started laughing, pointing at Snape and muttering incoherently.
Scowling, Snape transfigured a mirror from the board and looked into it. When he saw what the students saw, he paled and had to reach out to grab onto his desk. His hair now had a soft, silky look to it, and was lightly curled. He had makeup on, outlining his eyes and cheek bones and lips, making him look more female than male.
Glaring around the class, he stated harshly, "Get out, now!"
Still laughing, the students gathered their things, leaving the class. They were already planning on telling their friends all about what had happened in potions that morning.
"Miss Moon! Stay!" Snape called after Serenity as she went to walk out the door with Draco.
Turning back, Serenity smiled slightly, closing the door behind the last student to leave. "Yes, Professor?"
"When? And who helped you?" Snape growled.
"Whatever do you mean, Professor?" Serenity questioned innocently.
"I know you did this! Now, who helped you? Was it those Weasley twins?" Snape demanded, glaring at her.
"Well, I never!" Serenity huffed, crossing her arms. "How you could even suggest that Fred or George would do something like this to you, that I would do something like this to you, is beyond my comprehension! You should be ashamed of yourself, Severus Snape! You were raised better than this!"
Growling, Snape motioned for her to go, grating out, "I know it was you, Serenity. And when I find out how, I'll own you and the Weasley twins."
Grinning, Serenity hugged him quickly, saying, "Oh, I don't think Fred would mind all that much. I think that he'd rather enjoy the experience."
Pulling back from the pale professor, Serenity waved, leaving the classroom.
Later that night, after their classes, Serenity, Fred and George sat on Serenity's bed, talking about what had happened in potions class that day.
"You know, it wasn't nice to tease the poor thing like that, Fred. I know you like him, but you shouldn't have let him know that way," Serenity stated, pouting as she stared at her friend.
Shrugging, Fred grinned, replying, "Well, I got the message across, didn't I?"
Shaking her head, Serenity sighed, nodding. "That you did. Especially when I let slip that you might not be adverse to any attention he might give you. He did look rather pale though. I don't think that he gave it much thought, though I'm sure he will now."
"I still don't understand why you're attracted to that git. Now, Draco would be more appropriate. He's yummy," George stated, grinning.
"He's also straight. And he's in love with Hermoine. So leave him be, George," Serenity stated, rolling her eyes at him.
"Well, damn. And another one bites the dust. Oh well. Time to hunt. If Fred's gonna have someone, then I'm gonna have to find someone too. Shouldn't be too hard," George muttered to himself.
Groaning slightly, Serenity turned back to Fred, asking, "Do you love him, Fred?"
"Huh?" Fred asked, startled.
"Do you love Severus? He's very special to me, and I don't want to see him hurt. I care for him like a brother," Serenity stated solemnly.
"Serenity, don't worry. I love him. I wouldn't hurt him for anything," Fred stated, hugging his friend as she smiled at him.
"Eww! I'm getting Snape for a brother-in-law!" George exclaimed, squawking as two pillows hit him in the face, knocking him backwards from the bed the three of them were sitting on.
Slowly peering over the edge of the bed, George glared at his brother and friend, chuckling darkly. "So. You want a fight, do you?" With those words, he tackled them, pillows flying everywhere as they proceeded try and kill each other, laughing. Their ammunition, pillows.
To Be Continued...
A/N: LOL. Poor Snape. Well, we found out some new things about Snape in this chapter. And we found out some new things about Fred and George Weasley. I wonder how Snape is going to react towards Fred when they run into each other again? grins evilly I hope that you all liked this chapter, and I'll try and get another up as soon as I can. Also, for those of you reading Past Destinies, I'll be putting up a new chapter for that soon, mostly dealing with Vegeta and his thoughts and opinions on Chaos, so check back soon. Please REVIEW!!!!!!