A Most Unusual Encounter
written by Shaun Garin
JK Rowling owns Harry Potter. Rare owns Greg.
"Right then kid. Cedric Diggory is it?" said Greg, looking through his Book of Death. "Says here you got offed by the Dark Wanker himself."
Cedric nodded. "Yes I did."
"Well, there's no chances for you mate. The Powers That Be are letting Harry Potter Angst for the next couple of years." Greg slapped the book shut. "So, you have a choice. Reincarnation or heaven. Which will it be?"
"What's Reincarnation involve?" asked Cedric.
"Free labour."
"And heaven?"
"Ambrosia, hot half-naked women and a lot of sissy music stringy things." Greg shrugged. "Its your choice."
Cedric considered his options. Between Free labour and hot half-naked women, Cedric made his choice. "Heaven."
"Right. Say hello to Potters folks when you get up there. I hear his father is trying to get as much news as possible on his son." In a flash of white light, Cedric vanished.
Greg sighed as he checked his watch. Still quite some time before the next batch of Voldemort-killed victims appear. Greg wished that they wouldn't appear in clumps. Made sorting them out a pain in the ass.