"Why don't we..." Sirius whispered in James' ear.

James grinned evilly, and in unison they spoke "Perfect!"

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Lily and James' mum, Lydia were sitting at the kitchen table. She (Lily) was still in the clothes she was wearing before the attack with no outcome occurred. They had been having a meaningful conversation, then they paused to have a sip of their hot chocolates. With this time, Lydia took a close look at Lily. She raised an eyebrow, and waved her wand.

"Lily, go change into these dear, and have a shower. You'll feel lots better." She took the pajamas she had conjured and passed them over.

"T-thankyou. Where do I go?" Lily looked awful. She was pale, and had had obviously been sweating.

"Two doors down on your right." She gestured to the door that led to the bedrooms in the house.

Lily stood, and went into the bathroom, on the verge of crying. The shock of how close she had come to losing Petunia, and her dad had just sunken in, and it scared her. She closed and locked the door, and stepped out of her clothes. She went and stood in the shower, and as soon as she was in, she sighed and closed her eyes. The water felt soooo good. It almost felt like it was sinking in to her skin, reaping into her pores, and cleansing them properly for the first time. She sat down, and stayed like that for quite awhile, almost falling asleep. She shook herself awake, pushed the button to dry herself off. (It really was amazing what these wizards could do) and got out and in to her pajamas. Then she went to go brush her hair by the mirror. All thoughts of that was forgotten, as she screamed, and ran out crying straight into Mrs. Potters arms.

What Lydia saw then shocked her. The Lily she was holding was green. Green with brown spots. She tried to comfort Lily at the same time as she tried to keep her anger down. It didn't work. She turned purple and yelled.

'SIRIUS BLACK AND JAMES POTTER GET THOSE LAZY ARSES DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW.' James swallowed. That was so unlike his mother that if he had not known why she was yelling, he would have thought she was under the Imperio spell.

'Sirius.' He whispered, trying to wake his friend up. 'Sirius.' He shoved his friend off of the bed and onto the floor.

'Whaaaaa?' Sirius asked sleepily trying to crawl back into the bed. 'Need, beauty sleep.'

'No we need to get our butts downstairs, right now.'

Sirius' eyes widened. 'Why don't we floo to Remus'? Bunk there for a few days?'

'Good plan. Quick, grab some clothes, etc...' But even as he said this, it was too late. His mum had come crashing into the room.

'JAMES ROBERT POTTER. I HAVE NEVER, EVER BEEN SO DISSAPOINTED WITH YOU IN ALL OF MY LIFE! DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRESSED I AM? AND SHE IS? WHAT ON EARTH DID I DO WRONG?' With that, she strode over to James' cupboard and took out his broomstick, his precious Silverstream600, and broke it over her knee.

'UNTIL YOU LEARN SOME MANNERS, YOU WILL BE RIDING THE SCHOOLS BROOMS. THEN MAYBE I WILL FIX THIS. TILL THEN, YOU CAN KISS IT GOOD BYE.'

James looked horrified at the now broken state of his broomstick. Maybe the shouldn't have done that?

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In case you haven't noticed, james likes the idea of the muggle army :D Sorry ive been out of action, I was feeling like no one was reading, but just now, I got a review from Ebony River that helped me to continue. SO GO YOU!!!! Sorry if this isn't long, but it is SOMETHING at leaset (