Dark Matter STRIKES!!! Part 6

Kirby, Link and Mario and walking to a place for no reason because they're on a journey. o_o¿

Kirby: Lalalalala!!!

Link and Mario: O_O¿



Kirby: Common, be happy!

Link: But we're tired!!!!

Kirby now realizes it's night.

Kirby: O_O¿ Fine let's sleep.

Mario: You did bring the food right?

Link: What the hell are you talking about!? You were supposed to get the food, we had no food to start with!!

Mario: …Oops!!! BE RIGHT BACK!!! *runs back to the castle, which is 5 miles away*

Link and Kirby: -_-¿

Kirby: How can he run that far, he's too fat to be that athletic.

Link: The wonders of life…

Kirby and Link are setting up camp and are about to go to sleep but…

Cricket: chirp chirp!!!

Kirby: ARGH!!! ANOTHER DAMN one!!!! *does what he did 1st chapter*



Just then a gigantic cricket landed on the tent that Kirby and Link set up.

Kirby: OH CRAP!!! We have to fight it!!! It's mad at me!!!

Link: Fine. *unshealthes sword* ARGH!!!

BATTLE START!!!

To be continued…

Kirby: Why aren't these people reviewing?!!!