Dark Matter Strikes: Part 10 (This is not a typo)
As stated in 7, Kirby and company are traveling to some town.
Link: Some Town? What's that?
Kirby: He meant a town, dope.
Link: Oh.
Mario: Argh.stupid stupid Link.
Link: Shaddap.
Mario: Why?
Link: *swings sword, nearly missing Mario*
Mario: Oh.
Kirby: (Stupid idiots)
After some time.
Kirby: Hey, what is this town? Beep beep?
Mario: Hey, no swearing.
Link: It's the name of the town, moron.
Mario: Oh.
Kirby: (*sigh*) WT* is this town? It's all.papery.
Suddenly, a flat man walks up to them.
????: Beep beep? *points at Mario*
Kirby and Link: O_o?
Mario: Beep you!
????: BEEP! *jumps Mario*
Mario: MAMMA MIA!! Get the *&^$ off me!
Link: Shaddap and stop saying that, it's getting annoying.
Kirby: Ugh.hands ???? a translator device thingy he had in his pocket(?).
????: My name is Mr. Game and Watch, you can call me MGAW for short. Your fat friend here has some problems. *gets off Mario*
Mario: Don't.call.me fat!
MGAW: Fine. Blubber boy!
Mario: ARGH.
Kirby: Wanna come with us?
MGAW: Sure! I love adventures! Where?
Kirby: To help me get back home.
MGAW: Oh.
Link: WELL WE'RE OFF! ^_^ *starts humming the Legend of Zelda theme*
All but Link: -_-'
As soon as they left the town.
Bowser: *goes in front of the group* You! *gets strange stares from everybody*
MGAW: OMG!! ANOTHER FAT GUY!!
Bowser: **** you! Anyways.you guys must die, friends of Mario.
Battle Start!
Name HP MP Kirby 300 200
Mario 300 300
MGAW 200 600
Link 700 0
Enemy
Bowser ???? ???
Kirby smacks Bowser! 8 damage!
Mario casts Fire Rain! Bowser has big resistance! 5 damage! Minus 10 MP!
MGAW throws sausages at Bowser! 55 damage! Minus 2 MP!
Link pogo sticks Bowser! HEAVY DAMAGE! 100 damage! Takes 10 damage also.
Bowser runs!
(A/N: Ugh.don't feel like writing EXP gain and stuff)
Battle end.
Bowser: AHH!!! *flies away*
MGAW: That was weird.
To be continued.
As stated in 7, Kirby and company are traveling to some town.
Link: Some Town? What's that?
Kirby: He meant a town, dope.
Link: Oh.
Mario: Argh.stupid stupid Link.
Link: Shaddap.
Mario: Why?
Link: *swings sword, nearly missing Mario*
Mario: Oh.
Kirby: (Stupid idiots)
After some time.
Kirby: Hey, what is this town? Beep beep?
Mario: Hey, no swearing.
Link: It's the name of the town, moron.
Mario: Oh.
Kirby: (*sigh*) WT* is this town? It's all.papery.
Suddenly, a flat man walks up to them.
????: Beep beep? *points at Mario*
Kirby and Link: O_o?
Mario: Beep you!
????: BEEP! *jumps Mario*
Mario: MAMMA MIA!! Get the *&^$ off me!
Link: Shaddap and stop saying that, it's getting annoying.
Kirby: Ugh.hands ???? a translator device thingy he had in his pocket(?).
????: My name is Mr. Game and Watch, you can call me MGAW for short. Your fat friend here has some problems. *gets off Mario*
Mario: Don't.call.me fat!
MGAW: Fine. Blubber boy!
Mario: ARGH.
Kirby: Wanna come with us?
MGAW: Sure! I love adventures! Where?
Kirby: To help me get back home.
MGAW: Oh.
Link: WELL WE'RE OFF! ^_^ *starts humming the Legend of Zelda theme*
All but Link: -_-'
As soon as they left the town.
Bowser: *goes in front of the group* You! *gets strange stares from everybody*
MGAW: OMG!! ANOTHER FAT GUY!!
Bowser: **** you! Anyways.you guys must die, friends of Mario.
Battle Start!
Name HP MP Kirby 300 200
Mario 300 300
MGAW 200 600
Link 700 0
Enemy
Bowser ???? ???
Kirby smacks Bowser! 8 damage!
Mario casts Fire Rain! Bowser has big resistance! 5 damage! Minus 10 MP!
MGAW throws sausages at Bowser! 55 damage! Minus 2 MP!
Link pogo sticks Bowser! HEAVY DAMAGE! 100 damage! Takes 10 damage also.
Bowser runs!
(A/N: Ugh.don't feel like writing EXP gain and stuff)
Battle end.
Bowser: AHH!!! *flies away*
MGAW: That was weird.
To be continued.