Dark Matter Strikes Part 11
Kirby and company are walking around, looking for signs of life.
Kirby: *pant* need.food!!
Link: Shut up!
Mario: Yeah!
MGAW: BEEP!
Kirby: NOO!!! The battery's out!!!! NOOOOO!!!!- Oh, wait, I have a spare one *pulls one out*
Mario and Link: -_-' *anime fall*
Meanwhile.
Bowser is watching Kirby and company from a mountain with his binoculars.
Bowser: Bwahahaha! The perfect time for revenge! They're so weak, so this should be easy! *heads for the group, but falls down the mountain* HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ****!!!! OW!! EEK!! ****!!! (A/N: Let's get back to him later, shall we?)
Back to Kirby.
Kirby: Sweet! FOOD!!! *eats all the food they found*
All except Kirby: HEY!!
Kirby: *burps* Umm.whoops?
All except Kirby: GAH!!
Kirby: AHH!!!
Link, Mario, and MGAW chase Kirby all the way through the area until they came upon a city.
Kirby: Sweet, a city!
Sign: (Mute City)
Kirby: .Mute City?
Link: Let's go!! *runs in*
Kirby: *reads rest of the sign* O_o
Mario: NO, Link, wait! STOP!!!
MGAW: *Stifles laughter*
Link: HOLY- *Many cars are chasing him* AHH!!! *gets run over by 29 cars*
Kirby and MGAW: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Link: (is all flat) grr.
Kirby: Hey, you look like Mr. Game and Watch, ahahaha!
A car is speeding towards Link, he gets really pissed off.
Link: Damn cars! Die! *unsheathes sword and stabs the car*
The car blows up right after the driver jumped off.
????: Wt* is your problem you- (A/N: This part has been edited out due to the amount of swearing used)
????: -****!! You destroyed my-(A/N: See previous note)
????: -CAR!!! You'll die!! *starts charging up* Falcon PUNCH!!!
Just as this happens, Link spots a penny.
Link: Ooo, lucky penny! *dives for the penny and punch narrowly misses him* Now what were you saying?
????: HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE GREAT CAPTAIN FALCON DIE!!
Battle Start.
Link 573 0
C. Falcon ???? ????
Link is confused.
Link: Huh?
Link does nothing.
C. Falcon bursts with anger. Raised ATK by 100!
Link's still confused.
Link catches up to what's going on, recovers from confusion.
C. Falcon charges up.
Link panics.
C. Falcon uses the Falcon Punch! 700 damage!'
Link is down!
Battle.end?
Link: Ugh.*collapses*
Kirby: Link!!! *runs up to him* you #%#&&*@! You'll pay for this!
C. Falcon: Ooo, I'm scared, all this coming from a puff ball! *starts laughing*
Kirby: Grr. come on Mario and MGAW, let's teach him a lesson!
Mario: But I can't teach!
Kirby: .I mean beat him up!
MGAW and Mario: Ooo.
Battle Start!
Kirby 378 178
MGAW 250 240
Mario 340 200
C. Falcon
Kirby scans C. Falcon! -5 mp!
Mario uses Firebomb! -20 mp! 257 damage!
MGAW uses the torch of doom! -10mp! 473 damage!
C. Falcon uses the Falcon Dive on Mario! 100 damage! Mario flinches for the next turn!
Kirby 378 173
MGAW 250 230
Mario 240 180
C. Falcon 150 ???
Kirby cast Star Rain! 98 damage!
MGAW gives C. Falcon flaming sausages!
C. Falcon falls!
Exp. part skip.
Battle End.
C. Flacon: Ugh.*falls down*
Kirby: Yes!!
Mario: Link, you ok?
Link: *recovers conciousness* ugh.my head.
MGAW: He's ok. Now for you C. Falcon!
(Scene Skip once again!)
Kirby: He doesn't wanna write it till he gets enough reviews.
Me: SKIP!
Now we're at the part after this.
Battle End.
MGAW; Yo, stop beeping arguing, he's dead for beep's sakes!
Mario: Doh!
Kirby: It's your fault we missed the fight! MORON!
Mario: My fault?!
Kirby: Yeah, if you didn't say anything, we all would've fought him, stupid!
Mario: *sigh* fine. (A/N: This scene is not the same version as the one as I wrote when I was bored in school, will be uploaded for more reviews.)
Suddenly C. Flacon returns back to normal.
C. Falcon: Ugh. what happened here, it felt like I was possessed by something.
Kirby: Dark Matter!
Everyone: *look at Kirby*
MGAW: Dark Matter?
Kirby: It's how I got all the way here from my planet.
Link: But what's it doing here?
Kirby: I dunno.probably to kill me, but if he possesses you he has complete control of you and you also get insane powers!
Suddenly, Dark Matter Appears.
Mario: You mean that thing?1 *points at him*
Kirby: o ****! It's you!
Dark Matter: So we meet again Kirby, if you're thinking you'll escape back home, think again! You and your friends will die! MWAHAHAHA!
Everyone: (this has been edited out due to the huge amount of swearing)
To be continued.
Kirby and company are walking around, looking for signs of life.
Kirby: *pant* need.food!!
Link: Shut up!
Mario: Yeah!
MGAW: BEEP!
Kirby: NOO!!! The battery's out!!!! NOOOOO!!!!- Oh, wait, I have a spare one *pulls one out*
Mario and Link: -_-' *anime fall*
Meanwhile.
Bowser is watching Kirby and company from a mountain with his binoculars.
Bowser: Bwahahaha! The perfect time for revenge! They're so weak, so this should be easy! *heads for the group, but falls down the mountain* HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ****!!!! OW!! EEK!! ****!!! (A/N: Let's get back to him later, shall we?)
Back to Kirby.
Kirby: Sweet! FOOD!!! *eats all the food they found*
All except Kirby: HEY!!
Kirby: *burps* Umm.whoops?
All except Kirby: GAH!!
Kirby: AHH!!!
Link, Mario, and MGAW chase Kirby all the way through the area until they came upon a city.
Kirby: Sweet, a city!
Sign: (Mute City)
Kirby: .Mute City?
Link: Let's go!! *runs in*
Kirby: *reads rest of the sign* O_o
Mario: NO, Link, wait! STOP!!!
MGAW: *Stifles laughter*
Link: HOLY- *Many cars are chasing him* AHH!!! *gets run over by 29 cars*
Kirby and MGAW: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Link: (is all flat) grr.
Kirby: Hey, you look like Mr. Game and Watch, ahahaha!
A car is speeding towards Link, he gets really pissed off.
Link: Damn cars! Die! *unsheathes sword and stabs the car*
The car blows up right after the driver jumped off.
????: Wt* is your problem you- (A/N: This part has been edited out due to the amount of swearing used)
????: -****!! You destroyed my-(A/N: See previous note)
????: -CAR!!! You'll die!! *starts charging up* Falcon PUNCH!!!
Just as this happens, Link spots a penny.
Link: Ooo, lucky penny! *dives for the penny and punch narrowly misses him* Now what were you saying?
????: HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE GREAT CAPTAIN FALCON DIE!!
Battle Start.
Link 573 0
C. Falcon ???? ????
Link is confused.
Link: Huh?
Link does nothing.
C. Falcon bursts with anger. Raised ATK by 100!
Link's still confused.
Link catches up to what's going on, recovers from confusion.
C. Falcon charges up.
Link panics.
C. Falcon uses the Falcon Punch! 700 damage!'
Link is down!
Battle.end?
Link: Ugh.*collapses*
Kirby: Link!!! *runs up to him* you #%#&&*@! You'll pay for this!
C. Falcon: Ooo, I'm scared, all this coming from a puff ball! *starts laughing*
Kirby: Grr. come on Mario and MGAW, let's teach him a lesson!
Mario: But I can't teach!
Kirby: .I mean beat him up!
MGAW and Mario: Ooo.
Battle Start!
Kirby 378 178
MGAW 250 240
Mario 340 200
C. Falcon
Kirby scans C. Falcon! -5 mp!
Mario uses Firebomb! -20 mp! 257 damage!
MGAW uses the torch of doom! -10mp! 473 damage!
C. Falcon uses the Falcon Dive on Mario! 100 damage! Mario flinches for the next turn!
Kirby 378 173
MGAW 250 230
Mario 240 180
C. Falcon 150 ???
Kirby cast Star Rain! 98 damage!
MGAW gives C. Falcon flaming sausages!
C. Falcon falls!
Exp. part skip.
Battle End.
C. Flacon: Ugh.*falls down*
Kirby: Yes!!
Mario: Link, you ok?
Link: *recovers conciousness* ugh.my head.
MGAW: He's ok. Now for you C. Falcon!
(Scene Skip once again!)
Kirby: He doesn't wanna write it till he gets enough reviews.
Me: SKIP!
Now we're at the part after this.
Battle End.
MGAW; Yo, stop beeping arguing, he's dead for beep's sakes!
Mario: Doh!
Kirby: It's your fault we missed the fight! MORON!
Mario: My fault?!
Kirby: Yeah, if you didn't say anything, we all would've fought him, stupid!
Mario: *sigh* fine. (A/N: This scene is not the same version as the one as I wrote when I was bored in school, will be uploaded for more reviews.)
Suddenly C. Flacon returns back to normal.
C. Falcon: Ugh. what happened here, it felt like I was possessed by something.
Kirby: Dark Matter!
Everyone: *look at Kirby*
MGAW: Dark Matter?
Kirby: It's how I got all the way here from my planet.
Link: But what's it doing here?
Kirby: I dunno.probably to kill me, but if he possesses you he has complete control of you and you also get insane powers!
Suddenly, Dark Matter Appears.
Mario: You mean that thing?1 *points at him*
Kirby: o ****! It's you!
Dark Matter: So we meet again Kirby, if you're thinking you'll escape back home, think again! You and your friends will die! MWAHAHAHA!
Everyone: (this has been edited out due to the huge amount of swearing)
To be continued.