Howdy y'all. Wow I didn't think I'd get reviews the day after I post it. Hmm.. that's pretty nifty! LOL I didn't even notice this was in a Yu Yu Hokashow (Spell?) type thingie. Well, the whole Tenchi not suppose to be killed is going to be the only thing like that. The rest is totally different. Tenchi ain't gunna be fighting a bunch of demons and have some kind of spirit gun. As you will see in this chapter things will make more sense as to what is going to be happening.
Well enough babbling on and on about it. Let's start the writing WHOOHOO!
Disclaimer- I don't own Tenchi Muyo or it's character. They are owned by O Pioneers.... wait a minute... isn't that a book? About the great plains back in the day? Yea it is! I had to read it for history class this marking period. Imagine that...
Chapter 2- Guardian Angel For Hire
Up in heaven the place is in chaos. When a single person's destiny is changed then the cosmic balance of the whole system of fate is altered. Fate seizes to exist unless the problem is fixed. Many employers in charge of keeping fate in balance race around the place of the headquarters. Papers fly everywhere as they try and recover the balance of the system. If fate doesn't exist then events are taking place on Earth that aren't suppose to. And that can be a very dangerous.
While many employees race about the building in a panic, one angel remains calm and collected, not really caring about what is happening around her. In one of the old empty offices she lays on the desk sleeping the time away. Her spiky pale blue hair hanging off of the desk as she rests the back of her head on her arms.
Her name is Ryoko. Don't let her delicate features fool you, she no angel. She's the devil himself, perhaps even worse. She has done more crimes then anyone in history and killed more people then how many would die in a war. She's beautiful, evil, foul mouthed, street smarted, and powerful. She had the galaxies in the palm of her hand, before she was finally captured.
Someone like Ryoko would love to be in hell after death. Seeing no greater punishment for her to serve, she's forced to stay in heaven where everything is peaceful. Seven hundred years it's been since she was brought down. Now she passes her day in heaven sleeping away not caring about anyone or anything.
Suddenly, the door to the empty office is forced open and a ditsy looking blonde rushes into the office, "RYOKO ! RYOKO WAKE UP" The blonde pleads urgently. She rushes over to where Ryoko is laying and begins to shake her.
Ryoko cracks open her right eye and glares at the blonde woman. Her golden catlike eye gleaming in annoyance, "Wadda ya want Mihoushi!" She yells in annoyance.
Mihoushi stops and seems lost in thought, "Umm.. now what was it again?" Mihoushi places a finger on the bottom of her chin as she glances up. Ryoko opens her other eye to glare at the airhead with both eyes. "OH YEA!" Mihoushi exclaims happily for actually remembering the message. "Tsunami wants to speak with you about umm... something. It's very urgent."
Ryoko rolls her eyes but they stay fixed on the halo on top of her head. The small circle of gold has been an annoyance to her for the past seven hundred years more so then the people angels up here. She grabs the halo with her hands and attempts to break it. Ryoko growls as she bends and twists the halo only to have it snap back into place without a mark on it. 'Curse this retched thing!' Ryoko thinks to herself.
Ryoko jumps off the desk landing gracefully on the floor. She looks over to Mihoushi, who is gazing out of the office starring at all the angels running around frantically. "I wonder what's going on. Everyone has been in a rush for the past few hours. Maybe they're getting ready for a vacation?"
Ryoko rolls her eyes again. The blondes stupidity really does get irritating, 'As if miss high and mighty gives vacations. We're in heaven! There's no place to go on vacation!' Ryoko shouts at Mihoushi in her head. While Mihoushi is distracted by all the chaos going on, Ryoko slips out of the office and heads towards Tsunami's office.
Ryoko slams the doors to Tsunami's office open, "Alright what is it now. I'm tired of these centurial meetings." Ryoko says grumpily.
Tsunami keeps a straight face as Ryoko stops in front of her desk. "Ryoko.. just the person I needed to see." Tsunami gives a warm smile, "Please have a seat." She says indicating to the one in front of her desk.
"I'll stand." Ryoko says flatly, crossing her arms not evening giving notice of the seat ong her right. "Now what do you want? Have you finally had enough of me and decided to send me to hell or not?"
Tsunami shakes her head, "This isn't about that Ryoko. This is more important." She explains.
"OHHhhh okay then. Please go right ahead and tell me everything." She says sarcastically her face turning into a scowl.
Tsunami sighs relieving the tension already building up in her head. She raises her head and gives Ryoko a knowing smile, "Ryoko... how did you like Earth?" She asks suddenly, catching Ryoko off guard.
Ryoko's arms drop to her sides, "E-Earth?" She repeats in confusion, her face going blank for a moment. Her face soon goes back to the scowl it was as she turns her head to the side, "I wouldn't know. I was only on it a few hours before...." She pauses.
Tsunami nods her head, understanding what Ryoko was saying. She clears her throat to speak, "If you were given the opportunity to see it... would you take it?"
Ryoko narrows her eyes suspiciously, "What are you getting at?" she asks accusingly.
Tsunami stands up, folds her hands behind her back and paces around the room in thought, "As you may already know. This place is in chaos at the moment." Ryoko doesn't make a sound, just stands there and listens, her eyes following Tsunami's form as she paces back and forth. "It just so happens that something happened on Earth. A young man changed his destiny and ended up dieing for it."
Ryoko shrugs uncaringly, "And this means what to me? I don't give a damn. So someone died that wasn't suppose to. You can't change what's already been done."
Tsunami spins around and face Ryoko giving her a smile, "On the contrary. We CAN change what has already happened."
Ryoko rolls her eyes, "Why do so anyway? Is this person suppose to be important or something?"
"No... but it just so happens that since he has changed his destiny, the cosmic balance of fate has been literally vanished. We need to correct it in order to get order back." Tsunami explains in a serious voice as if it is the most important thing.
Ryoko crosses her arms and closes her eyes, "Why tell me this? It has nothing to do with me." She says.
Tsunami nods her head in agreement, "True you are Ryoko. But when things are changed, I'll need a guardian angel to watch over him to make sure he doesn't alter his fate once again.
Ryoko suddenly laughs out loud, "Wait wait wait. You want ME to be a guardian angel? you most be joking. I'm up here as punishment not as one of your pathetic employees."
Tsunami ignores Ryoko's comment, "You'll be able to see Earth." She says, "And get away from here for a while."
Ryoko thinks about it for a moment, "Tempting but I'm not the type to watch over someone. So I'll have to say no." Ryoko says as she turns around ready to leave.
"What if I said I could give YOU a second chance?" Tsunami says hoping to persuade her.
Ryoko stops and grins knowingly, "As you already said. If one's destiny is changed, then your little belief in fate will be wiped away."
Tsunami smiles, "Quick as ever I see. But really, you should think it over Ryoko. This could be your only chance to get out of here."
Ryoko sighs and looks up in thought. Her eyes settle on the golden halo above her head. Ryoko narrows her eyes a the halo in annoyance. She looks back at Tsunami, her mind made up, "Fine... I'll do it but on one condition." Ryoko says.
Tsunami nods her head, "As long as it is acceptable I will do."
"GET RID OF THIS DAMN THING!" Ryoko yells in annoyance as she pulls down on the halo.
"Very well.." Tsunami snaps her fingers and the halo fades away. Ryoko looks up to see it's gone and smiles in content for once. "Now there's some things you should know before going to Earth." Tsunami says walking back to her seat and sitting down. She pulls out a file and places it on her desk.
Ryoko walks over and sits down on the chair in front of the desk. She reaches to pick up the file and opens it up, revealing a picture of a young man around seventeen. "Well.. at least the guy I'll be watching isn't ugly." She comments jokingly.
Tsunami sighs for what seems the twentieth time since Ryoko has entered her office, "Now some things you must know while you are his guardian angel." She says. Ryoko looks up form the photograph to listen, "While you're on Earth, no one will be able to see or hear you." Tsunami begins.
"Well that's no fun." Ryoko comments.
Tsunami ignores Ryoko and continues, "You will be needed down there until I see fit. At the moment there is no approximate time. You must be careful, not to do anything that will change the destiny of other either. That will void the whole concept of doing this to begin with."
Ryoko waves her hand, "Yea yea yea. I got it. When do I leave already?" Ryoko says a little anxious to get out of heaven as quickly as possible.
Tsunami gives a rare glare telling Ryoko to stay silent. "This is the most important thing of all. Do not. I repeat. Do NOT allow him to know that you are there. That could have some horrible side affects. He could take advantage of having a guardian angel and we do not want that. If something happens, I advise you to come back."
Ryoko nods her head not fully understanding, "How would he be able to find out anyway? He can't see or hear me anyway"
Tsunami nods her head in agreement, "True but he could figure it out by seeing any unexplainable changes that you can cause in his surroundings." Tsunami gives a sly smile, "Besides.. there are SOME ways to bend the rules a little." She says.
Ryoko opens her mouth to question further but Tsunami cuts her off, "When you arrive on Earth you will have approximately thirty seconds to stop Tenchi Masaki from jumping in front of the bullet and dieing."
"Thirty seconds!?" Ryoko exclaims in disbelief.
Tsunami nods her head, "Oh, try and make it look like an accident." Tsunami warns.
Ryoko waves her off, "Yea, yea whatever." She stands up to leave.
"My secretary will bring you to the transporter." Tsunami says. Ryoko nods her head.
Ryoko suddenly appears floating outside of the Quickie Mart in New York. She grabs her head, 'Whoa... there a brain splitter' She says feeling a bit dazed.
"Let's get out of here!" Ryoko turns around after hearing a man yell. A second later a fat guy around seventeen runs out of the Quickie Mart. That's when Ryoko finally took notice of the alarms in the store going off.
'Dammit! I forgot! I only have thirty seconds! Okay... make it look like an accident!" She tells her self flying into the store.
Kent throws the cask register on the ground and it opens up. He quickly gathers up the money. When he's finished he stands up and looks at Tenchi, "What are you waiting for? Let's go!" He turns around and starts going for the door. Tenchi stays put, not knowing what to do.
The clerk comes out from behind the counter and starts yelling in his language as he shakes his fist in the air at Kent. Kent stops and turns around. He narrows his eyes at the clerk and smirks, "You should of just done what we told you." Tenchi gasps as Kent pulls out a gun, aiming for the clerk.
Snap! Everyone slowly turns their heads towards the floating shelf. two seconds after staring at it, it's hurled towards Kent. Tenchi's eye widen in disbelief as the shelf crashes into Kent and knocks him out of the store. 'How did that happen?' Tenchi thinks in disbelief.
Ryoko scratches her head finally rather stupid, 'Oops' Is all she can think. 'So much for making it look like an accident... oh well too late to change it now. Besides... maybe they didn't notice.' Suddenly the sound of whirling tires outside catches her attention. She glances outside the store in time to see Kent and Armagaski drive off in Kent's car.
Ryoko turns and looks over at the still stunned Tenchi. Police sirens ring through her ears signaling police are on their way/ The siren are enough to snap Tenchi out of his daze in time to run out of the store, Ryoko sighs in misery and quickly flies behind him, 'This ought to be interesting' She thinks sarcastically. If only she knew......
Okay everyone, that's it for this chapter. I hope you enjoyed it so far althoug it was a bit slow. Sorry but I had to do it ya know. Well the next chapter will be better I swear. Anyway... review and tell me what you think and give any suggestions you have that pertain to the fic. Either about my writing style, grammar, or something you want to see happen in the fic. All reviews are cherished I promise. Wel then.. TTNC! (Till The Next Chapter).