Summary: The Acolytes are joined by the Brotherhood. SLASH!

A/N: The characters include Avalanche, Toad, Quicksilver, Blob, Scarlet Witch, and Mystique who are clearly the Brotherhood. Magneto, Gambit, Pyro, Sabertooth and Colossus, are the Acolytes.

This is set after Ascension however Magneto, Gambit and Colossus, aren't part of the X-men just yet. Oh and Magneto and Mystique get along in this.

Thoughts in Italic

The Brotherhood of Acolytes

Part Two

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Breakfast

"Gambit!!!" Magneto yelled. Remy ran down a group of stairs and right into the kitchen.

"What?" He asked panting. He leaned against a lamp, when suddenly it began to move and go blue. He jumped when he noticed he was leaning against Mystique.

"Do you mind?" She snapped. Remy rolled his eyes as she left. Who stands around as a lamp, honestly, Remy is surrounded by morons.

"What ya want, Maggie?" Remy asked.

"I want you to make croissants," Magneto said simply, ignoring the nickname.

"Maggie, Gambit may be a French man, but he don't make croissants," Gambit said, swinging his metal stick.

"Then go buy some!" Magneto snapped, the nickname was beginning to annoy him.

"Okay Maggie, gimme some money," Gambit said, as Toad hopped in.

"Here," Magneto snarled, now getting annoyed at the name. He handed Gambit a hundred dollar note.

"Um Maggie, Remy is only buying Croissants," Gambit said still swinging the pole.

"Then take Todd with you and buy him something," Magneto growled. If he calls me Maggie one more-

"Okay Maggie," Remy said, he was hit across the head by his own pole. "Ow what was that for Maggie?!"

"Don't call me Maggie!" Magneto said, using his powers to hit Gambit once more.

"Fine, calm down will ya!" Gambit said rubbing his head, he grabbed Toad by the arm and dragged him out, "Come on, Froggie!"

"Don't call me Froggie," Toad said.

"Alright Froggie, bye Maggie," Gambit said walking off, Toad hopped after him and Magneto growled.

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Victor Creed was digging a large hole in his litter box, which was two by two metres large. After digging his hole he crouched down and began his business.

"Ehhhhhh, ohhhhhh, Grrrr," He moaned, as Pietro entered the garden at top speed. He looked at Sabertooth disgusted. But an idea developed in his head. He ran off in search of his sister and friends.

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"I'm telling you this is the best thing I've ever seen," Pietro explained, "You need to see this!"

Blob, Avalanche and Scarlet Witch followed the white-haired mutant, into the garden. There was Sabertooth still shitting.

"Ta daa!" Pietro said, Wanda, Lance and Fred looked at Sabertooth disgusted and then at Pietro with looks of fury. The next thing Pietro knew was he landed head first in Sabertooth's business. Sabertooth didn't notice that Quicksilver landed there began to cover his crap with dirt.

Wanda, Lance and Freddy laughed and left. Pietro lay in the poop, the top of his body covered with dirt and his legs kicking in fury, Sabertooth looked down with a raised an eyebrow, "I don't remember eating a human."

He walked off leaving Quicksilver in the heap of shit and dirt.

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"So how old are you Froggie?" Remy asked as they entered the shop.

"Seventeen and stop calling me Froggie," Toad said.

"Okay," Remy smirked, "…Kermit."

"Hey!"

"Sorry, but it's hard not to make fun of you," Remy said grabbing a trolley, "But don't worry Remy still likes you."

"Really?" Toad asked in wonder.

"Yup," Remy smiled, throwing four packets of croissants in the trolley. "So what do you want?"

"Um, nothing,"

"Nothing won't do it, Mon ami," Remy said, "You know what; you and Remy will go to the clothes store outside get you a pair of jeans. Those torn ones gotta go mon ami."

"You don't have to,"

"Its no problem," Gambit smiled, "Besides Maggie said to get you anything."

"Thanks yo," Toad grinned.

"And maybe later I can get us some donuts oiu?"

"Yeah!" Toad grinned. Remy smiled.

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Pyro walked down the stairs towel drying his flaming red hair. He entered the kitchen to find Magneto making scrambled eggs.

"Hey Mags-"

"MAGNETO!"

"Okay Magneto," Pyro sighed, "Where's Remy-poo?"

"He went to the shops with Toad to get-"

"He l-left with out m-me!" Pyro stuttered, "With Toad? When did they leave!?"

"About twenty minutes ago,"

"Nooooo!" Pyro cried, "He's cheating! He's sleeping with Toad!"

"What!?"

"Twenty Minutes! Remy's sleeping with Toad!" Pyro said bawling his eyes out. "I want my lighter."

"Good God, you're insane," Magneto snapped, Mystique walked inside, "How does Gambit put up with you?"

"Ohhh, he does hate me!" Pyro cried falling to the floor, bawling his eyes out.

"Well if you don't begin to trust him! Stop crying!" Mystique barked, causing the Australian to recoil in fear. He stopped crying. "That's better."

There was a moment's silence, when suddenly Pyro shot up and ran out of the room screaming death threats to Gambit.

"That's one mentally disturbed Australian," Mystique sighed.

"I hope they're are not all like that," Magneto said, "Seeing as I've got eleven tickets to Australia."

"Really?!" Mystique asked, grinning uncharacteristically.

"Yeah, to Queensland and New South Wales," Magneto said. "We will go to Movie World, the Zoo, Wet-n-Wild, and Sea World in Queensland, and then to Wonderland, the Aquarium, and the city in New South Wales."

"Sounds good,"

"Yeah well I think the kids deserve it," Magneto said, "and I'd like to get away from the X-men for a while."

"Tell me about it!"

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"No, that don't suit your skin Kermit," Gambit said as Toad showed him red pants. "Besides who wears red pants."

"Sorry," Toad sighed, this was the 18th store that they'd been in and the fiftieth pair of pants Gambit said no to. "Will you just choose one?"

"Okay, seeing as you, Mon ami is incapable of it," Gambit said looking around, he squealed in delight when he saw a light blue pair of jeans hanging of a rack. There was only one so Gambit prayed it would be a perfect fit. He grabbed it and threw it at Toad "Go try that on Mon ami."

"Okay," Toad said hopping off. Gambit shivered, something was wrong back home.

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Pyro threw himself onto his bed and began to cry. Within minutes the entire pillow was soggy. "I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him."

There was a knock on the door. "Pyro breakfast is ready."

"I'm not hungry!" Pyro said angrily, his stomach grumbling.

"Alright, it's your lose," Avalanche said walking off.

"Stupid Remy, of all stupid people!" Pyro sniffled, "A stupid frog!"

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"Let's go," Gambit said after paying for the jeans.

"Thanks yo,"

"No problem Mon ami," Gambit grinned. "We better go, Maggie wants his croissants."

"Okay, let's go yo," The two walked over to their car.

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"Pyro said he wasn't hungry," Avalanche said sitting down.

"Oh well, Gambit and Toad should return soon with the croissants and then I have a special announcement," Magneto said. They heard the door opened.

"Snuggle bum, I'm home!" Toad said entering the kitchen. Wanda rolled her eyes and Todd entered the dinner room followed by Gambit who set the croissants on the table.

"Don't call me that!"

"Hey Maggie where-"

"MAGNETO."

"Alright, alright, don't get your knickers in a bunch, Maggineto," Remy snapped. Magneto snarled in anger, as Sabertooth, and Blob attacked the croissants. "Where be Pyro."

"I don't know," Magneto growled, snatching a croissant.

"I think he is in his room," Colossus said.

"Said something about not being hungry," Avalanche added.

"Sacre Bleu!" Gambit cursed. "I'll be back. That man is never 'not' hungry, something is wrong."

"Actually he seemed quite upset about you and Toad going to the shops with out him." Mystique said. "Something about twenty minutes."

"Double Sacre Bleu!" snapped Remy running out of the room.

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Pyro sat up sniffing as the door opened. Remy poked his head in.

"Jon Jon?" He asked.

"What?!" Pyro said venomously, "Toad wasn't good enough."

"Don't be like that cher," Gambit said walking in. He slowly paced over to Pyro cautiously ready to turn and run if Pyro got aggressive with his lighter which was being flicked on and off. "I wasn't with Toad in that way Cher, I had to go get croissants."

"Mystique said you didn't love me!" Pyro screamed tears began to stream down his face.

"Cher, you listen to Mystique!" Gambit snapped, "I told you not to listen to any one when they tell you I don't love you!"

"Why?" Pyro snapped, "You'd rather tell me yourself."

"Sacre Bleu," Remy sighed, "You are too sensitive."

"See you don't love me!" Pyro said falling onto the pillow again. Gambit hit his forehead in annoyance. Then lay on the bed gathering Pyro into his arms. "Don't touch me."

His voice was muffled by the pillow so Gambit pretended he didn't here him.

"Cher, John, think about it," Gambit said, "If Remy didn't love you, Remy would have left you."

"Then you better pack your crap and leave me alone," Pyro said pulling himself out of Gambit's arms, he sat up moving away from Gambit.

"Cher, you don't mean that!" Gambit exclaimed, moving over to Pyro wrapping his arms around him.

"You don't love me, so go away," Pyro sniffed pushing Gambit of him. He stood up and walked towards the bathroom. Remy ran after him.

"Remy does too love you!" Gambit pouted as Pyro closed the door and locked it. Gambit rolled his eyes as he charged the door knob, he moved back.

BOOM!

Gambit walked in to find Pyro sitting on the loo wiping his eyes with toilet paper.

"Cher, please, don't do this," Remy sighed, kneeling besides him.

"Leave me hiccup alone." Pyro said sniffing up nose snot, Remy made a disgusted face.

"No, wipe your tears cher, and we will go eat breakfast, oiu?"

"No oiu!" Pyro snapped.

"Yes oiu!" Gambit snapped back grabbing Pyro of the seat. He pulled him into a loving warm embrace and then found Pyro's mouth and began to abuse it gently with his own. He pulled away, "Cher, I love ya no matter what any idiot tells ya!"

"Really?" Pyro sniffed, Remy nodded.

"C'mon, wash ya face and den we eat," Remy said pushing Pyro towards the sink, "I'll be outside waiting' for ya."

"Okay,"

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Gambit and Pyro walked into the kitchen and sat between Sabertooth and Quicksilver, as Magneto stood up.

"Everyone I have an important announcement to make,"

"What you have cancer? Mystique's pregnant? Pyro's pregnant?" Sabertooth asked.

"Victor?"

"Yes?"

"Shut the hell up," Magneto snapped.

"I'm pregnant?" Pyro asked. The Brotherhood looked at Pyro rolling their eyes.

"No cher, Sabertooth just on dope, or is a dope," Remy said.

"Any way," Magneto said shaking his head, "I'm surrounded by idiots."

"They're your Acolytes," Mystique pointed out.

"I know, I know," Magneto sighed, "any way, I have eleven tickets to Australia, and we are leaving tomorrow."

"Oh cool," Avalanche grinned.

"Fantastic!" Quicksilver said jumping in his seat.

"Awesome!" Toad hopped.

"Magnifique," said Remy, nodding his head.

"Very good," said Colossus.

"Cowabunga!" Sabertooth said, everyone looked at him confused, "I watched Teenaged Mutant Ninja turtles."

"Wow," Wanda said bluntly.

"Where's Australia?" Blob asked, he was given stunned looks.

"Any way," Magneto said shaking his head, "Pyro don't you have something to add."

"Mags, I'm going home, what can I add?" Pyro said, "Not to mention I'm a wanted criminal."

He let out a shrilly laughter.

"Yes okay, Well everyone, pack up only bring enough clothes for a week, Pietro I will pack your things up."

"What? Why?"

"Because I only want two suitcases per person,"

"But were will I put my things,"

"They will stay here,"

"But-"

"No buts!" Magneto snapped.

"Fine," he sniffed.

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That night

"So, what did you gonna pack Gambi?"

"Some clothes, hair products, sun-glasses, sun-tan, t'ings like dat," Remy grinned kissing Pyro, the two lay on their bed making out. Remy slowly pulled of John's shirt and began to kiss the other man's nipple, when a scream filled the house. "Dat was Mystique; guess she didn't look her door."

Moments later she was banging at their door begging them to let her in.

"Why do they always come to our room?" Remy snapped, standing up. He pulled Mystique into the room, looked the door, and jumped back onto Pyro. Mystique lay on the couch after muttering a thank you and closed her eyes.

"Oh, Gambi!" Pyro moaned. Mystiques eyes shot open as Gambit started to scream Pyro's name over and over.

"Will you two shut up!?" She snapped. The two ignored her, so she decided to go at them another way, "Pyro I'm pregnant with Gambit's baby!"

There was a moments silence when suddenly Gambit was tossed of the bed. Pyro began to wail loudly, causing Gambit and Mystique to flinch. (And they thought Banshee and Siryn were loud.)

"Why'd you say that for?!" Gambit shouted trying to be heard.

"How'd I know he'd do that?!" Mystique snapped back.

Meanwhile Pyro kept wailing as Gambit tried to comfort him, unsuccessfully, each time tossed back to the floor.

"Man, t'anks a lot," Gambit growled, "And don't get my love making for a night."

"Oh! Poor, poor you!" Mystique said blocking her ears. Gambit did the same.

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