(A/N – Since it's storming and the power has gone out, Jack, Lindsay, Jessica, and I are working on a movie: PotC: In the Dark. Sound good? Well, we got flashlights, actors, and a video camera! Cya below after this scene! And ACTION!!!)

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-Lindsay, Jessica, Arielle Faye Turner, Rebecca Barbossa, Paige Castrella Madrine (Lillian Paige Barbossa), Thomas Pikes, and the Meridian!!! Property of me...

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CHAPTER ELEVEN: "Happy pills?"

-- 4 AM --

Jack, Will, and Gibbs were scattered in different parts of the cave sleeping soundly. Elizabeth and Anamaria were still awake to our amazement and offered to help, but we handled it. We couldn't stay out of the moonlight that poured onto us as we counted... it was freaky to see us as skeletons, so before Elizabeth fell asleep, we had her get a picture of the four of us in the moonlight all cursed (after she took forever figuring out how to work it). I can't wait til it's developed! So, they fell asleep, too, and we were the only ones awake now still counting...

"Eight hundred and eighty..."

"Eight hundred and eighty-one... Come on, hand me the next," Paige said.

"What next?" I asked.

"There is no next," Lindsay said.

"You mean one's missing?!" Jessica said, sitting up in the boat, buried under the cursed medallions. "There can't be! Maybe we should recount!"

"Are you nuts?" I asked. "Count all those again?"

"There's no time anyways," Paige said. "She'll be here in a few hours' time. We wouldn't be able to recount as accurately because we were in a rush."

"Great... so the monkey's got the missing medallion..." I muttered.

"Yes," Paige said.

"Wait..." Stewy said slowly. "You knew the whole time that one of the medallions was missing?!" Jessica asked, staring at her. "And that the monkey had it?!"

"Well..."

"Paige!" Lindsay yelled, causing us to jump and a few of the sleepyheads to stir. "You could've saved so much time just by saying the monkey had it!"

"How did you know the monkey had it?" Paige asked. "Are you psychic, too?" We each gave a frustrated sigh, and Page heaved a big one as well.

"No," I said. "We told you about the movie, right?" I asked. Paige nodded. "Well," I continued, "at the end of the credits, where they show the names of the peeps who made the movie, there's a piece where they show the monkey taking a medallion out of the stone chest!"

"Wow..." Paige said. "That's pretty amazing, those movie things..."

"Everything in the future would amaze all of your tiny minds in this time," Jessica said. "So what do we do about the monkey and the medallion? The curse is upon us again! Well, not us... well, you know..."

"Jess, shut up before you hurt yourself," Lindsay said.

"K," Jessica said.

"Well, the monkey has the medallion," Paige said. "I know that."

"So where's Jack the monkey?" I asked. "You should know that, right?"

"Jack the monkey?" Paige asked. "No problem... Jack is with my sister! He's got the medallion on him... I don't think she knows he has it..."

"Then how we gonna lift the curse?" I asked.

"Well," Paige began, "we'll put our blood in now, then when Rebecca gets here, we grab the monkey, get its blood on the missing medallion, simple as that." When she said that, I rolled my eyes. Nothing is that simple...

"Well, we better tell Jack..." Jessica said. "He'll flip, but being cursed is cool! Think of what we could do back home..."

"Annoy people who have guns..." Lindsay said. We laughed.

"Like Jack!" Jessica said, jumping up in the boat of medallions. "Wait til one of us gets shot and then we'll break the bad news to him!"

"Slow it down, let's put them all back, put our blood on a medallion each, and then we just get the monkey, all is well." So, the loading of cursed gold happened, we slit our palms ("OW!!" Stewy screamed. "Oh, calm down, Jess! It's a little slit!" Lindsay said.), and smeared our blood on one medallion each and tossed them back into the chest.

"Now to break the news to Jack..." Jessica said, jumping up. We got up and walked through the mix of rocks and water over to Jack who was asleep against a pile of treasure. I sat down next to Jack and shook his shoulder.

"Jack?" I asked quietly. "Uh Jack? You might wanna wake up..."

"It's important!" Paige yelled.

"Get up already!" Lindsay said about to kick Jack. Jessica was getting impatient faster than usual. She bent down and took Jack's hat off his face, hit him on the head with it, and screamed, "The rum is gone!!! ALL of it!"

"What?! It is?!" Jack said, sitting bolt upright. "But why is the rum gone?!"

"Yes! I got him to say it!" Jess said. "Two points!"

"No..." Lindsay said. "But you wouldn't wake up!" Jack sighed.

"Explain to me how I got stuck with all ye again?" he asked.

"You love us," Lindsay said.

"And you stayed with us for two weeks and 'adopted us'..." Jessica said.

"If that's what you wanna call it..." I added.

"Aye... what is it?" Jack asked, rubbing his face.

"Well, it's about-"

POW!

"Ooo..."

"Let's play Twenty Questions!" Lindsay said after punching me in the gut.

"What's that?" Jack asked.

"Next question!" Lindsay said.

"Shut up, Jane," I said. "You're beginning to get as loopy as Stewy!"

"But I wanna get shot!"

"Ye do?" Jack asked.

"Yep!" Lindsay said. "Shoot me! Now!" Jack stared at her. "DO IT!!!" she screamed. At that, Jack whipped out the gun.

BANG!!!

"Shit! Lindsay!" We watched her get back up. The blood on her dress was there, but the bullet hole was gone and she wasn't bleeding. She stood straight, examining herself.

"I wanna do it again!" she screamed.

"What in the ruddy hell?" Jack asked, staring at Lindsay.

"It's about the medallions..." Paige said.

"What about them?" asked Jack.

"Well, er..."

"One's missing there don't shoot!" Jessica crammed into a fast sentence. There was a silence until Jack stood up flinging golden coins everywhere.

"What?!"

"I said don't shoot!" Jessica yelled.

"Recount the bloody medallions if there's one missing!" Jack yelled.

"We did!" I yelled back (what a lie lol). "Three times! (no harm in sugar-coating, right?)" Like good friends, Paige, Lindsay, and Jessica backed me up.

"Where is the medallion? Paige?" Jack asked.

"What's all the ruckus?" Anamaria asked, coming over.

"One of the medallions are missing," Paige said.

"Which means these four are cursed until we get it back and repay the blood," Jack said.

"Dude! We're cursed!" Jessica said.

"I thought you knew that?" Lindsay asked. "I was just shot and lived!"

"Yeah, but it was one of those moments."

"You're a dip, Stewy."

"Thanks! GLEEGLESPAW!!!"

(Blank stares)

"Jessica! Shut up before you hurt yourself," I said.

"Paige!" Jack yelled. "The whereabouts of the medallion please..."

"Jack the monkey has it!" Lindsay said.

"How did ye... what?" That thing?" he asked. We nodded. "How do ye know?" Jessica sighed loudly.

"I swear! Hasn't anyone seen the part after the credits?!"

-- 1 hour later --

So, a recap... bad guy's coming to the island in a bit with a monkey that she doesn't even know has the missing medallion, she doesn't know that we're here, cursed with Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, and a freakish crew from Tortuga (not to mention that hottie Thomas). She doesn't know that we're here, her sister is psychic and helping out her father's rival, and that's it...

So, to remedy this when she gets here, Jack and them are giving us some sword fighting lessons and other self-defense tricks that are way cool (which is still really awesome to learn even though if we do get skewered we can't die because we're immortal...). I was with Will and Jack learning to swordfight with Lindsay, and Paige and Jess were with Elizabeth and Anamaria learning a few awesome things.

"Jack! Slow down!"

"C'mon, Jane! Parry me move!"

"Ahh! Hey, you tore my sleeve!"

"Point?"

"I love these baggy sleeved dresses!"

"Shut up and fight, lass..."

SWASH! SWASH! BUCKLE! BUCKLE!

I sat next to Will as we watched them fight. Lindsay was screaming her head off.

"She's not too good at this, is she?" Will asked.

"Nope..."

"Grace! Yer up!"

"Cool... ok, Jack. Give me your worst!"

SWASH! BUCKLE!

"Ow! That was my hand!" I looked down and saw the slash on my hand disappear before my eyes. "Whoa..."

"Wait! Do it again! I wanna see!"

"Shut up, Lindsay!"

"It's Jane!"

"Argh..."

"I know, luv, I know..."

-- Jessica's PoV --

"Come on, Mr. Gibbs," Elizabeth said. "Let them try this on you."

"No, lassie, no..."

"Come on! I wanna take down Toilet Paper Tot!" I said. "Let me at him!"

"No, Mary... Mary! Ana! Get 'er off! ANA!!!"

"You are sad," Anamaria said.

"I'm hyper!" I said, jumping up and down next to Paige. "Happy pills!"

"Happy pills?" Paige asked.

"Yo ho!" I yelled.

"Stop jumping, Mary..."

"Why?"

"You're scaring us."

"That's my purpose in life, Lizzie!"

"Please stop jumping..." Gibbs said.

"You guys SUCK!!!"

"Whoa, Mary... what was that?" Paige asked.

"I dunno... just felt like it..."

"How much longer until Rebecca and her crew arrive?" Elizabeth asked.

"Shouldn't be long now," Paige said. "An hour I'd say."

"We better let Jack know," Gibbs said.

"Ooo! Me and Paige are on it!"

"Whoa! Slow down!" Paige said.

"Can't! Gotta tell Jack! Jack!!! The pirates are coming! The pirates are coming! JA- oof!"

"Watch it, Mary!"

"Ahh!"

CLUNK! SPLASH!

"Thanks for the pile up, Stewy," Erica said.

"Dog pile!" I yelled. I pounced on Jack again.

"Will! Help us!" Lindsay yelled.

"Get off him, Mary!"

"Make me!"

"Don't tell me what to –"

"Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate's life for me!"

"Jess! Get off him!"

"Blah! Blah! Blah! MAKE ME!!!"

"What did she eat that was pure sugar?"

"Captain Crunch, Will!"

"Wait... I think I might know 'im! Weren't we related? Lass! Off!"

"Jess!"

"Happy pills... Gleeglespaw!!! Dude! Fork over the boots, Jack!"

"Don't even Stewy! We'll die!"

"Yo ho!"

BANG!!! AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!!

"You shot Stewy!" Erica screamed.

"That's right, I did," Jack said. "Notice there's peace now..."

"Not for long!" I said.

SLAP!!!

"Shut it!" Erica said. She slapped me! Gasp!

"Now, what was this about pirates coming?" Will asked.

"The pirates! Ahh!" I screamed.

ANOTHER BANG!!!

"Would you cut it out?!" Erica screamed.

BAM!

Whoa... spinney darkness...

THUD!

-- Erica's PoV --

Ok, how many times have we knocked Stewy out so far? Well, we just did it again with a sword handle...

"How much longer til Becca gets here?" Lindsay asked Paige.

"She should be here very soon."

"How soon?" Gibbs asked.

"Not even an hour," Paige said. "Anytime now."

"Ana! Gibbs! Will!"

"Aye Captain?" Anamaria asked.

"Take the boat back to the ship and get the crew out here. The Littles are goin' with ye. They need to secure that ruby or Rebecca could find it if her crew stormed the Meridian."

"Hey, that's right... we did leave it on the ship, didn't we?" Lindsay asked.

"Yeah," Paige said. "Let's wake up Mary and get back."

"Wake me up inside..." Jessica mumbled.

"Hey! Evanescence!" Lindsay said. "Save me from the nothing I've become..."

"Stewy! Wake up!" I said.

"JONAH AND THE WHALE!"

"Mary?"

"SYNONYMS!"

"Mary! Get up!"

She shot upright.

"Rum, rum, rum, rum, rum..."

"Stewy, if this is one of your sad attempts to get us to carry you, it is so not gonna happen," Lindsay said.

"Yum yum rum rum..."

"Where's the rum? "Jack asked.

"There is none!" I said. "You're a cool father figure, Jack, but Jessica's right! You have rum obsession problems!" Jack stared at me.

"Ye've turned on me, luv," he said.

"No, I did not..."

"Ye did! A loud-mouthed rum hater!"

"I do not hate rum!"

"Oh really?"

"No! I'm just underage..."

"Then how would ye know if it's good or not?"

"Jack..."

"Grace..."

BANG!

"Jack. Jack Sparrow." We whipped around at the gunshot. At the entrance of the cave stood –gulp- Rebecca Barbossa.

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- Jack! It's supposed to be dark! That's why it's called PotC: In the Dark!

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