(A/N – Amazingly enough, we're back from the hospital! Stewy is fine, Jack has a concussion! They'll be cool... Sitting in my living room watching Spongebob! My lil bro loves this cartoon... so do I! Sailor Mouth! Argh! lol...)

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- Disney needs to have a yard sale and sell me the rights to PotC! Oh, and all you other fans if you can get there before me! But until they have that yard sale, disclaimer...

- Everyone makes mistakes. I make too many. What's this gotta do with saying I own Lindsay, Jessica, Arielle Faye Turner, Rebecca Barbossa, Paige Castrella Madrine (Lillian Paige Barbossa), Thomas Pikes, and the Meridian? Nothing... I'm just random that way.

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CHAPTER FIFTEEN: "Duh?"

"How can you just tell us to get in the boat?!" I shrieked. "Where's Jack?!"

"Tell us now!" Lindsay yelled.

"Girls..."

"Shut up, Ana! Where's Jack?! Is he ok?!" Stewy asked.

They didn't reply, but Elizabeth got up and went behind another thing of barrels. Frantic to hear more about Jack, we followed immediately. The sight that greeted us was Jack clutching his arm.

"Jack? What happened?" Paige said weakly.

"What does it look like?" he asked. "I got shot in the arm a few times."

"Let us see..." I said.

Jack removed his hand and I saw four dark crimson spots amongst the lighter red that drenched his sleeve.

"We need to fix that," Lindsay said.

"Duh!" I said.

"Duh?" Jack asked.

"Duh!" Stewy laughed.

"What is 'duh?'"

"Tis cool," Lindsay said.

"Tis very cool," I said. "Now let's get you fixed up!"

A few more bullets flew past our heads and three guys surrounded us. We looked around at them, men twice the size of Jack, looming over us. Next to me, Jessica pulled out a can of silly string. I smiled.

"Go to it, Stewy!" I yelled.

"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Stewy screamed, spraying silly string in every direction.

"Good job, Stewy!" Lindsay yelled as we made our way to the rowboat nearest us. Jack resisted, however. And if I didn't know better, I'd say Anamaria was trying to stay with him since she also refused to go.

"Jack, it's the only way!" Elizabeth said.

"Use yer head! Ye can do lots of things at this point!" Jack yelled.

"Well if you don't get out of here, you'll die from blood loss!" Paige said.

"But it's against the code! I can't leave me crew! I'm the captain!"

"Who cares?!"

Jack stared at me in total shock.

"No daughter of mine goes against the code."
"Wanna bet?"

"AHHHHHH!!!!"

"Jess?"

We looked up, and Jessica was flying at us (yes, flying... lol) with five guys following her now all covered in silly string.

"Get in the boat!" Paige screamed.

"No! It's against the code!"

"AHH!!!"

"Elizabeth!"

"Get off!"

"Let go, you big goon!"

POW

- Sometime Around Sunset -

What a headache... ow... I opened my eyes slowly. Purple, pink, and orange sky. Whoa... I've been out that long? Ow... I sat up. I'm in a rowboat.

Ow... The water is really shiny... OW....

"Are you ok?" a voice asked me.

I looked back. Elizabeth had her hand on my shoulder, checking if I was hurt. Beyond her was Jess lying on a seat, and Ana was more than likely bandaging Jack's arm.

"Where's Lindsay and Will?" I asked. "What about Paige?"

"We didn't get them," Elizabeth said.

"You mean they're dead?" I asked quietly.

"I don't know."

"ARGH!!! ANA!!! That's me arm!"

"Jack, it's going to hurt! Now shut up SLAP! you big baby."

"Is Jack ok?" I asked.

"All the bullets are out of his arm, he's fine."

"What about Stewy?"

"Little Turner? Hasn't woke up yet."

I stood up and went around Elizabeth to sit by Stewy. Under the seat she was lying on were mine and Jessica's book bags. I picked mine up and opened it looking for something to eat... I was starving.

"Hungry?" I asked, tossing her a 3 Musketeers bar.

"Thank you," she said.

"Jack?"

"ARGH!!! Aye, Grace?"

"Hungry?"

"No. OW!! ANA!!"

"Even for cheese curls?"

"I'm hungry now."

I tossed him a small bag of cheese curls. He smiled and ripped it open with his teeth as Anamaria finished tying Jack's arm up. I looked around. There was nothing in sight; just a vast portrait of the sun sinking into the gentle waves.

"Where are we?" I asked after a few minutes.

"Miles away from where we started," Jack said with his mouth filled with cheese curls.

"I figured that much," I said grumpily. "Any clue where the nearest land is? Any nearby ships or anything?"

"No," Anamaria said. "Nothing."

"So what? We float in the ocean for the rest of our lives?"

"Well, ye can swim if ye like, darling, but I don't think yer gonna chance it," said Jack.

"What makes you think that?" I asked. "I can swim."

"So can I. But that doesn't mean I'll save ye when that shark's gnawin' on yer leg."

Ok, that was enough to shut me up.

"Jack? Look..." Elizabeth said, standing.

We looked with our backs against the warm rays of the sun to see a small piece of land on the horizon.

"Land ho!" I said.

"Ugh..."

"Stewy?" I asked.

"Must you scream?" she asked.

"I'm not," I said. "I'm barely above a whisper."

"Oh... where am I?"

"Right next to me... wherever that is," I said.

"Yer floating toward land," Jack said.

"What about Will and Paige and Lindsay?" Where are they?"

"They were on the ship the last we saw them," Anamaria said. "Could be dead, could be in the gallows, could be over the rainbow for all we know."

"SomeWHERE over the rainbow!" Jessica sang.

"Jess, think of those who like that song. They don't need you to remake it," I said.

"You're mean... Jack? Wanna shoot her for me?" Stewy asked

"What?!"

"That's not very nice," Jack said.

"Ooo!" Jessica said. She jumped up pointing at Jack, snapping her fingers, and jumping as if she might exploding she didn't say anything. Well, instead of exploding, Jessica reached into the pouch tied at her side and pulled out the little red notepad with her pen. She opened it and began scribbling furiously.

"Oh God, Jessica..." I said.

"Put that away," Anamaria said. "We've got an island to row to!"

"What about Lindsay and them?" Jessica asked. "Can't we just spend the night then go out and rescue them and find the monkey and lift the curse off us and kill Becca and get the ruby back and then go on that adventure you promised us?"

We stared at her. Oh – my – God...

"Jess?"

"Ya?"

"THIS IS THE ADVENTURE YOU DIP!!!"

"OKAY!!! Sheesh..."

"Get rowing," Anamaria said, throwing her an oar.

"Wait, Ana, not a good idea..." I said.

"Why?" Elizabeth asked.

"Stewy's not good with oars, remember?"

- Lindsay's PoV -

Whoa... spinny room...

"Jane? Jane?"

"Who dat?"

"Jane? You ok?"

I looked up. Paige.

"I'm cool... what the freak..."

We're tied to the mast yet again (déjà vu seems to follow me too often). Will to my right, Paige, the left. Which ship, though? I looked up at the sails. Well duh... The Black Pearl. Hey, where's the Meridian?"

HUGE EXPLOSION!!!

I looked at the huge explosion sound. Oh... so that's where the Meridian went off to...

"My stuff..." I mumbled helplessly.

Rebecca walked in front of us smiling evilly.

"Jack and the others may have escaped, but you will not be as fortunate," she said.

Oh good... they got away.

"What are you gonna do? We can't die..." Paige said.

"You may not be able to, but Mr. Turner is still mortal, so let's try our best remember, shall we?"

We looked up at Will. Oh boy.

"Sigh... what's you're evil horrible awfully awful plan this time?" I asked.

"I shall torture William until you tell me the whereabouts of that missing medallion," Rebecca said simply. I looked up at Will. Paige bit her lip. Will's look told us not to say a word.

"But that's mean!" I said.

"Is it now?" she asked.

"They'll never tell you," Will said. "Kill me for all I care."

Rebecca pulled out a dagger and held it to Will's throat with a quaint evil smile. Paige shrieked 'Don't!' but then there's me...

"Oh come on..." I said. "That's so old..."

Rebecca cut Will's throat a bit and a small line of red appeared from thin air.

"Okay, that was a step backwards," I said. "How about sparing Will and we give you the secret of all of Jack's victories?"

Paige and Will looked at me.

"How do you know that stuff?" Paige asked me.

"I don't, but work with me," I muttered to her. Paige lifted her head with her mouth rounded in an 'O' meaning she was getting the message. Then we smiled up at Rebecca.

"What are you so happy about?" she sneered.

"Nothing."

"Not one darn thing."

"You lie," Rebecca said.

"Would I lie to you?!" I said in faked outrage. Rebecca held the dagger o my throat. "Look, we've been through this... the basics are now this: the Littles are immortal, Jack loves cheese, you sister is psychic and we all hate you. Oh, and I like Tom... got it, sister?"

"You don't understand, do you?" Rebecca asked. "If I don't here any locations of that medallion in ten seconds, you condemn Mr. Turner to death."

I bit my lip. Push it farther?

The knife tightened around Will's throat again.

"We'll never tell," Will said.

"Oh my God I can't take it anymore!!!" I screamed. "The monkey has the medallion! The MONKEY!!! THAT STUPID LITTLE EVIL BALL OF FUR HAS YOUR STUPID MEDALLION!!!"

"Will and Paige stared at me in surprise, anger, ect...

"And if you touch one more hair on his head, I'll get Stewy on you so fast when I find her, you'll be dead before she gets here because I would've killed you already!!!!"

I huffed and puffed like crazy staring angrily at Rebecca. She smiled happily. Our eye contact never broke as she dropped the knife from Will's throat and spoke to me.

"My monkey has it?" she asked sweetly.

"WATCH THE MOVIE AND FIND OUT, DORK!!! HERE'S YOUR FREAKING SIGN!!!!!!! (haha... Comedy Central rules...)

"Boys! Bring me Jack the Monkey," she said scanning me cold eyes.

"Why did you tell her?" Paige asked.

"If it were you, would you let Will take the –KERRRRRRCH- (that's that slit the throat sound lol)?" Paige shook her head.

"No I wouldn't..."

"And neither would I... sorry Will..."

He just smiled with sorrowful eyes. I did the same. Then Paige (wow, amazing how that expression is so contagious...).

"Thanks," Will said. "You shouldn't have said anything, but thanks for saving my neck."

"You owe me! I got a pirate in my debt!"

"Here he is!" Rebecca boomed, holding the monkey. "Dearest sister, Lillian, would you do the honors of telling me where the medallion is?"

"No."

"Really? Must I put that knife to Mr. Turner's throat again?"

"It's in his shirt... Where else?"

"Don't answer that," I said to Rebecca. "For the love of rum don't answer that."

Rebecca slipped her hand down the monkey's little shirt pocket.

"Bite her hand!" I yelled. "Get her! Come on! Bite her!"

"You're really pushing your luck here..." Will said.

"So?"

"Ahh..." Rebecca said, pulling the medallion out of the monkey's shirt. There it was gleaming brightly in the sunset. The fate-sealer. Crap! I won't be immortal anymore! Now, how do I break it to Erica and Stewy?

"This is the end of you," Rebecca laughed. "The end. To the island!" she yelled to her men. "We have a curse to lift!"

"Can't we just stay immortal?" I asked. "We really like it! You can't kill us that way!"

"That's why we're lifting the curse! So I can kill you!"

"You are so mean..." I said.

"Yeah..." Paige said.

"Please don't kill us?" I asked.

"Sorry, but you are just in the way of my job."

"Job?" asked Paige.

"Yeah! It's only a job if you get paid!" I argued.

Rebecca scowled and bent down eye to eye in front of us.

"The instant I lift the curse from you, I'll find Jack and capture his friends, and then I'll kill you slowly and painfully right in front of them." Becca said dangerously.

She stood and smiled at Will who glared at her with hate.

"Won't that be fun?" Rebecca asked him. "I can't wait til then. You there! Untie them and put them into the hold! And throw me down a rowboat! I've got a curse to lift..."

"We'll think of something..." Will said. "Don't you worry."

"Worry? Me?? Haha, Will... that's funny."

"You're not afraid? "Paige asked me.

"Are you nuts?! Of course I am!!! I'm scared out of my freaking mind!"

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