Tsuki: the towels are appesed and our tummies have been filled, and thus we
are here to regale you with more fascinating tales of Inuyasha and
Sesshoumaru when they were young.
Akina: no wonder poor Sess hates his brother. Just look what Inuyasha's put him through.
Tsuki: ...okay. Speculation, good. sho shleepy story now.
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They pulled Miroku out of the well and discovered that he had a lump on the side of his head about the size of Sesshoumaru's fist. Ignoring this and putting the pervert on his feet, they continued on towards Sango's house.
About halfway there Miroku passed out. No one really noticed.
"Hi guys!" Sango said brightly, opening the door. "What's up? Where's the monk?"
Inuyasha, Kagome, and Sesshoumaru comically turned in circles looking for the young pervert. "Umm...we lost him," Inuyasha admitted. "Wanna come play? My big brother Sesshoumaru is going to play with us this afternoon!"
"Cool! I can play with a REAL youkai!" Sango exclaimed, getting very very happy in about five seconds. "Wait a second while I get my stuff, okay?"
She returned moments later armed with several demon exterminating weapons, and a small bone boomerang. Sesshoumaru stared blankly at her.
"You don't want to bring any fluffy toys or blankets or anything?" he asked, not liking the look on her face. "You know, stuff that can't hurt people?"
Sango gave him her best malicious grin. "Nope!" she said, shaking her head for empathisis. She then latched onto his hand and grinned some more. "We're going to be good friends, Mr. Youkai!"
Sess gulped. "My name is Sesshoumaru," he said in a small voice. "Let's go find the pervert."
Inuyasha jumped up and down in excitement. "Yay! This is so fun, Sessy! Mommy never lets me have anyone in the house!"
I wonder why. They seem to be harmless and distracting to the young hanyou. Perhaps the human woman does not like this? Prehaps she enjoys child care.
Sesshoumaru was suddenly alerted to the fact that the ground beneath him had become squishier than he was used to. Eyes wide, wondering what he had stepped in, he looked down at his feet.
Sesshoumaru squeeked happily and began to do a little dance. "He's dead he's dead he's dead!" he said gleefully, still dancing.
Sango's eyes filled with tears. "...you...bad youkai! You killed my Miroku! I WANTED TO KILL MY MIROKU, NOT YOU! BAD BAD BAD!" she reenforced this statement by walking up to Sesshoumaru and punching him. Unfortiunately for the youkai, she was about as tall as his waist.
Sess, doubled up in pain and unable to breathe, fell over and landed in the dirt next to the pervert.
"Sango! You killed my brother! This is bad! I'm gonna be in trouble!" Inuyasha cried, looking more upset than Sess ever gave him credit for. "Sessy! Are you okay? Are you dead?!" Inuyasha cried, dropping to the ground and staring into Sess' face. He was sweetly concerned, grabbing his brother's hair and yanking his face up so that he could see if he was breathing or not.
"Yes...Inuyasha...I'm...peachy..." Sess gritted out. "Take...your...friends...home...be...there...in...a...minute."
Inuyasha nodded, jumping up and grabbing Sango and Kagome. He dragged them off towards his home, a protesting Sango saying something about keeping Sesshoumaru's skull as a sign of victory and Kagome wondering out loud if Miroku was really dead.
"What's that weird guy's name anyway? Your brother, right?" Kagome asked curiously. She always had problems remembering things, yet she could never figure out why. She suddenly had a small flashback.
Inuyasha flailed about and tried to shake her off, but it was no use. They ended up falling down a small cliff. Nothing large, but far enough for Kagome to smack her head quite nicely on the rocks. Luckily for our little hanyou hero, he landed on Kagome instead of the other way around and was generally unharmed.
"Whew, glad I'm okay," Inuyasha said, dusting himself off. "C'mon little stalker friend, we have to get back before it gets dark out, or Sessy will kill me."
"My name is...Little Stalker Friend?" she asked curiously.
"No....." Inuyasha said, staring at her blankly. "It's Kagome. Or at least that's what you told me. If you're confessing that your real name is Little Stalker Friend, then okay. But first let me tell you, you have some weird parents."
"No! My name's whatever you just said it was, I wasn't really paying attention to your irritating rambling. I...I can't remember anything!"
Inuyasha was at a loss of what to do. So he shrugged and walked off. "Don't get lost, Little Forgetful Stalker Buddy. There are demons around here."
She shook her head, wondering why it hurt all of a sudden and marvelling at the similiarity of her flashback to Miroku's prediciment.
(Tsuki: another shameless self-promotion. sighs ah, the beauty of authoress powers...)
Still preoccupied and not paying attention to where she was going, she was taken by surpries when Inuyasha accidentally ran her into a wall. Cursing under her breath and rubbing her head with her other hand, she shot him a glare.
Inuyasha gulped. Damn, what did I do? "Kagome?"
"Inuyasha," she growled.
They ended up in the 'backyard', which was really just sort of an empty area that they could play in behind the house. Kagome immediately yanked on a lock of Inuyasha's hair. "Watch where you're going when you're pulling someone along with you!" she exclaimed, still rubbing her head.
"...okay. Sango, you killed my brother! Do you know how mad my dad's going to be at me?"
Sango was pouting and wouldn't look at him. "You could have at least let me take one of his teeth so I could prove that I had defeated him. A youkai tooth would make a great necklace, don't you think so Kagome?"
"Yeah. Too bad, where are we going to find any youkai teeth around here?" Kagome wondered out loud, still holding Inuyasha's hair.
Sango's face split into an evil grin. "I think I found one, Kagome! Right over there!" she pointed at Inuyasha.
He spun around and looked behind him. "Where? Sango, I don't see any youkai," he complained.
"Right next to Kagome! Kagome, grab his hair! PULL IT, KAG-CHAN!"
Inuyasha yelped when Kagome yanked his hair with both hands. Eyes watering at the pain and not really comprehending what was going on, he glared at her. "I still don't get it. Where's the youkai?"
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Tsuki: ...Akina, was that four chapters?
Akina: hmm...yeah. Wow.
Tsuki: we're breaking a writing record. Four chapters in one day. Unfortiunately for you reading people, Tsuki is lazy as hell and only posted one a day up until now.
Akina: Tsuki...grabs hair and pulls you WILL stick with your language rating!
Tsuki: ...pouts aww...
Akina: no wonder poor Sess hates his brother. Just look what Inuyasha's put him through.
Tsuki: ...okay. Speculation, good. sho shleepy story now.
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They pulled Miroku out of the well and discovered that he had a lump on the side of his head about the size of Sesshoumaru's fist. Ignoring this and putting the pervert on his feet, they continued on towards Sango's house.
About halfway there Miroku passed out. No one really noticed.
"Hi guys!" Sango said brightly, opening the door. "What's up? Where's the monk?"
Inuyasha, Kagome, and Sesshoumaru comically turned in circles looking for the young pervert. "Umm...we lost him," Inuyasha admitted. "Wanna come play? My big brother Sesshoumaru is going to play with us this afternoon!"
"Cool! I can play with a REAL youkai!" Sango exclaimed, getting very very happy in about five seconds. "Wait a second while I get my stuff, okay?"
She returned moments later armed with several demon exterminating weapons, and a small bone boomerang. Sesshoumaru stared blankly at her.
"You don't want to bring any fluffy toys or blankets or anything?" he asked, not liking the look on her face. "You know, stuff that can't hurt people?"
Sango gave him her best malicious grin. "Nope!" she said, shaking her head for empathisis. She then latched onto his hand and grinned some more. "We're going to be good friends, Mr. Youkai!"
Sess gulped. "My name is Sesshoumaru," he said in a small voice. "Let's go find the pervert."
Inuyasha jumped up and down in excitement. "Yay! This is so fun, Sessy! Mommy never lets me have anyone in the house!"
I wonder why. They seem to be harmless and distracting to the young hanyou. Perhaps the human woman does not like this? Prehaps she enjoys child care.
Sesshoumaru was suddenly alerted to the fact that the ground beneath him had become squishier than he was used to. Eyes wide, wondering what he had stepped in, he looked down at his feet.
Sesshoumaru squeeked happily and began to do a little dance. "He's dead he's dead he's dead!" he said gleefully, still dancing.
Sango's eyes filled with tears. "...you...bad youkai! You killed my Miroku! I WANTED TO KILL MY MIROKU, NOT YOU! BAD BAD BAD!" she reenforced this statement by walking up to Sesshoumaru and punching him. Unfortiunately for the youkai, she was about as tall as his waist.
Sess, doubled up in pain and unable to breathe, fell over and landed in the dirt next to the pervert.
"Sango! You killed my brother! This is bad! I'm gonna be in trouble!" Inuyasha cried, looking more upset than Sess ever gave him credit for. "Sessy! Are you okay? Are you dead?!" Inuyasha cried, dropping to the ground and staring into Sess' face. He was sweetly concerned, grabbing his brother's hair and yanking his face up so that he could see if he was breathing or not.
"Yes...Inuyasha...I'm...peachy..." Sess gritted out. "Take...your...friends...home...be...there...in...a...minute."
Inuyasha nodded, jumping up and grabbing Sango and Kagome. He dragged them off towards his home, a protesting Sango saying something about keeping Sesshoumaru's skull as a sign of victory and Kagome wondering out loud if Miroku was really dead.
"What's that weird guy's name anyway? Your brother, right?" Kagome asked curiously. She always had problems remembering things, yet she could never figure out why. She suddenly had a small flashback.
Inuyasha flailed about and tried to shake her off, but it was no use. They ended up falling down a small cliff. Nothing large, but far enough for Kagome to smack her head quite nicely on the rocks. Luckily for our little hanyou hero, he landed on Kagome instead of the other way around and was generally unharmed.
"Whew, glad I'm okay," Inuyasha said, dusting himself off. "C'mon little stalker friend, we have to get back before it gets dark out, or Sessy will kill me."
"My name is...Little Stalker Friend?" she asked curiously.
"No....." Inuyasha said, staring at her blankly. "It's Kagome. Or at least that's what you told me. If you're confessing that your real name is Little Stalker Friend, then okay. But first let me tell you, you have some weird parents."
"No! My name's whatever you just said it was, I wasn't really paying attention to your irritating rambling. I...I can't remember anything!"
Inuyasha was at a loss of what to do. So he shrugged and walked off. "Don't get lost, Little Forgetful Stalker Buddy. There are demons around here."
She shook her head, wondering why it hurt all of a sudden and marvelling at the similiarity of her flashback to Miroku's prediciment.
(Tsuki: another shameless self-promotion. sighs ah, the beauty of authoress powers...)
Still preoccupied and not paying attention to where she was going, she was taken by surpries when Inuyasha accidentally ran her into a wall. Cursing under her breath and rubbing her head with her other hand, she shot him a glare.
Inuyasha gulped. Damn, what did I do? "Kagome?"
"Inuyasha," she growled.
They ended up in the 'backyard', which was really just sort of an empty area that they could play in behind the house. Kagome immediately yanked on a lock of Inuyasha's hair. "Watch where you're going when you're pulling someone along with you!" she exclaimed, still rubbing her head.
"...okay. Sango, you killed my brother! Do you know how mad my dad's going to be at me?"
Sango was pouting and wouldn't look at him. "You could have at least let me take one of his teeth so I could prove that I had defeated him. A youkai tooth would make a great necklace, don't you think so Kagome?"
"Yeah. Too bad, where are we going to find any youkai teeth around here?" Kagome wondered out loud, still holding Inuyasha's hair.
Sango's face split into an evil grin. "I think I found one, Kagome! Right over there!" she pointed at Inuyasha.
He spun around and looked behind him. "Where? Sango, I don't see any youkai," he complained.
"Right next to Kagome! Kagome, grab his hair! PULL IT, KAG-CHAN!"
Inuyasha yelped when Kagome yanked his hair with both hands. Eyes watering at the pain and not really comprehending what was going on, he glared at her. "I still don't get it. Where's the youkai?"
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Tsuki: ...Akina, was that four chapters?
Akina: hmm...yeah. Wow.
Tsuki: we're breaking a writing record. Four chapters in one day. Unfortiunately for you reading people, Tsuki is lazy as hell and only posted one a day up until now.
Akina: Tsuki...grabs hair and pulls you WILL stick with your language rating!
Tsuki: ...pouts aww...