Tsuki: well, we're back. We're editing, it's so late Tsuki isn't blinking any more. She's just sorta staring at the computer and humming along to the spiffy CD that's playing.
Akina: ……
Tsuki: so we're trying to be good and update. Really, we are.
Akina: ……………………………….zzzzzzz………….
Tsuki: …Akina, are you huggling my Inu plushie? Akina?! OH MY GOD, SHE'S DEAD! AKINA! AKINA, I NEED YOU TO BE MY BRAIN! NOOO! YOU'RE DROOLING ON INU-CHAN! AARRGGHHH! (tackles taco)
Akina: ack! (scampers away) whoa, musta fallen asleep.
Tsuki: (glares) we WILL update now, taco.
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Inuyasha didn't like the way that Sango was looking at his teeth. In fact, he could have sworn that she was plotting which tooth to put where on the necklace of fangs she had been talking about.
So far in life, Inuyasha's teeth had been his friends. He really wasn't sure if he could loose them, and if so, if he even wanted to.
Miroku wandered into their little playground a few moments later, the lump on his head gone.
"Hey, do any of you know who I am?" Miroku asked.
"OH MY GOD!" Kagome exclaimed. "I KNOW WHO I AM!"
Inuyasha stared at his buddies for a moment before firmly closing his mouth. Maybe if Sango can't see my teeth she'll forget about them.
"You're Pervert-boy," Sango said blankly.
Pervert-boy turned to her and gasped. "Wow, you're pretty. Who are you?"
Sango looked slightly hurt that he didn't remember. "Sango,"
"She's the crazy Violent-girl," Kagome explained.
Pervert-boy and Violent-girl stared at each other for a moment. Then Violent-girl bopped Pervert-boy over the head with her mini-boomerang bone.
Kagome watched with mild amusement as they began to argue. Then she realized that she had to go home.
"Hey Inuyasha," she said slowly, wandering over to the tight-lipped hanyou.
"Mm?" he said, not opening his mouth.
"Do you want to see something really cool?" Kagome asked sweetly.
"Mm!"
She grabbed his hand and they wandered away from the group.
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Meanwhile, Sesshoumaru had recovered only to be bombarded by village mothers. After they had backed him into a wall, one shoved a small bundle into his arms.
"We heard that you're watching kids!" one said brightly. "Watch mine!"
"And mine!"
"Take them, all of them!"
Sesshoumaru couldn't argue with the women. They simply deposited their children and hurried away. He couldn't have said no even if he wanted to.
"Hi, can we beat you up?"
He looked down to see two small children holding hands.
"What should this Sesshoumaru call you?"
"I am Kouga, and this is Ayame."
"What is this creature being held?"
Kouga peered into the pink blanket. "…I think her name is Rin."
Sesshoumaru sighed.
"She's too little to talk though. You just hold her and make sure she doesn't pee on you."
Sesshoumaru blinked.
The rapidly developing daycare took off for his house, leaving a path of destruction behind them. It was Sesshoumaru's duty to protect their home until his father returned. If these creatures tore it apart…well, Sesshoumaru would die a lot sooner than he planned.
He was so caught up in these thoughts that he didn't even realize what was happening in his own arms. Only when he vaguely wondered why his sleeve was wet did he fully comprehend what was happening.
Rin had peed on him.
Sesshoumaru resisted the urge to smack his head against something solid, and instead continued on towards his home.
He wouldn't notice that his brother was missing until much, much later.
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Tsuki: I love being evil to poor Sess.
Akina: and when you say evil, you mean it.
Tsuki: . I wonder why is eating our characters. (sighs)
Akina: because it's evil like you, silly girl.
Tsuki: anyway…review replies! We haven't done these in so long! SOOO LOOONNGGG!!!!!
Akina: hey, you spelled characters wrong. You might wanna run spell check.
Tsuki: (growls) REVIEW REPLIES, NOW TACO!!!!!!!!!
Akina: (laughs)
Devlinn Reiko-sama (obediently posts next chapter)
orange-InuYasha yay! Another person with siblings from hell! Woo-hoo! Tsuki's sisters are a pain like Inuyasha. That's where some ideas come from. :P
real name(angie)registared name(InuYashaGirl232) thanks! We sorta decided just to refer to her as okasan though…
fuf (complies) when can I put it down?
Nehszriah yes, we know that we abused the tail. (sigh) it had to be done…picture sess as one of those squirrels that's been run over eight times and yet still scampers around the city. XP
Roni in the manga it works as a tail because Tsuki recalls a specific panel when it was unfurled. Akina watches the TV show more than Tsuki, yet Tsuki owns three DVDs that haven't been dubbed yet. (shivers) Tsuki thinks the dub is cute but doesn't really follow up with the manga….
ZzBlueSnowzZ (complies)
Inu-yashas-Angel-Kagome (writes more) oooohhh-kaaayyyy…
Inu-yashas-Angel-Kagome ooh, Tsuki should have review replied sooner! (emails)
fuf if you want publicity, we can hand you publicity. HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE READING REVIEW REPLIES! GO LOOK AT THIS:
fuf awww….camp was fun for Akina and Tsuki though. Tsuki corrupted about five other girls and has made them offical otakus. Tsuki just got a letter yesterday from one of her camp buddies. (waves) hello kindred spirit! We're not leaving without you for the rest of the summer though, so don't curl up and die anywhere…T.T
Tsuki no mizu (gasps) you…your name starts with Tsuki too! Are you…are you me? (confusion)
Akina: no, this is another author that happens to have the same name as you. Deal.
Tsuki: but…
Akina: (shakes head) just keep replying. I'll explain it in detail later.
Tsuki: oooooohhhh-kkaaayyy…
orange-InuYasha-------------- we love imagining teenage sess. He looks the same as adult sess, but probably shorter and with slight acne. And with the half-crisped tail, how can you go wrong? XP
anonamouse ---------------immature? Somewhat amusing? Is this a cleverly concealed flame…? Hey, we try. Glad you read past the first paragraph though!
Shadow Dragon59------------------ ANOTHER PERSON WHO KNOWS THE TRUTH! They told me I was crazy, but I just wouldn't give up! And now I have proof! PROOF! (dances) yay, another person called Tsuki crazy! Woo-hoo, that makes eight hundred! =P
Nehszriah ---------------------you know, you should draw some fanart for this. Hey, why do the stars appear in reviews but not in our stories? Hmm…is this another plot from the admin?
Yamia Ishtar --------------(posts chapter)
KittySamurai506--------------- Tsuki has already suffered the after-effects of camp food—binging on pocky and cookie bars in the cabin saved her from a surely awful death by GFS meat. (blinks) another fanfic? I don't know what you're talking about! XP
fluffy-gurl---------------------- cheesecake makes Tsuki loopy…actually, tipsy is a better word. =P many chapters have been written under the influence of cheesecake!
fluffy-gurl------------------ be our guest. Chapter five is viewable. In fact, you just read it.
eX Driver Liz -----------------we wonder too. Sess's daddy will most likely be pretty angry. Or…will he? You never can tell what a character will do late at night/early in the morning…
Shaye ) ------------------tanky! We love being genuine and original!
Fufu --------------Tsuki was very proud of the Rin thing. Thanks for the reminder about the reviews…(sweatdrop)
eX Driver Liz-------------- no…Akina and Tsuki actually had to work during their last sleepover, so there really is no next chapter yet. Not even the start of one like we have for KR…we're sorry. Check Tsuki's bio for news about chapters we haven't posted yet.
orange-InuYasha -----------------…when will YOU update, oh orange one? Tsuki is curious to read this road trip fic. She wishes that it was her idea so that she could torture poor sesshy some more…
Samsonite3599 ----------Tsuki: yay! He called us cute! (dances)
Akina: (rolls eyes) he said that the fic was cute.
Tsuki: (bows head) oooohhh…
spice lily ----------------intriguing concept, but no. Inu doesn't have prayer beads and Little Stalker Bud—er, Kagome has no need for them. She's very much already in control of him, wait for chapter six. XP
Insane Dragoness -----------laughing is better than crying. Tsuki knows. That's why she hasn't updated anything cute or funny in a while… T.T
Nez-chan--------------- Tsuki has sent you an email explaining all about the potluck. Check your mail, bean. O.o since when have you owned the fluffy? It is only a matter of time before the giant fuffy plushie is released and Tsuki can sleep with both brothers at the same time…XP until then she holds all claims of ownership over the fluffy. He is hers to torture as she pleases.
Tsuki: and that's all folks! We'll probly update sometime…oh, just check the bio I have no idea what's going on…