"Hiei, I found the cure, but it's hard. And you won't like it."
'What is it fox? I'm sleepy.'
"You have to fall in love with your care taker. Botan. You like her anyway. Just tell her you're Hiei and she'll tell you how she feels."
'Fox! I may love the onna, but she doesn't love me!'
"Trust me, please."
'Fine'
He left though window as he came. Then Hiei meowed really loud to wake up Botan and tell her the truth.
"MEOWWW" 'Wake up!'
"What do you want Shadow?"(I'll just put the translation down next)
'We need to talk.'
"What about?"
'I'm Hiei'
"WHAT!"
'I'm Hiei, that damn witch from demon world turned me into a cat. I wasn't sure if you would torture me like the others if you knew'
"Oh Hiei, I was worried you got hurt, you were gone for about a week. Wait, you saw me undressed, in nothing. You can't tell anyone I have a C sized bra. But I have something to tell you."
'What is it?'
"I love you Hiei. I was waiting for you to show up. That's what I was going to tell you at the truth or dare game, but you were a kitty."
'I love you too onna.'
"When will you call me Botan? Oh Hiei, I can't wait till your norm-" As soon as he said onna Hiei turned back to normal, only he was missing everything but some white with dark blue hearts boxers.
"I thought you never wore any underwear, let alone boxers. I thought ningin things would be a burden, or are they Kurama's and you took them?"
"They are mine. Do you have any tee-shirts I could wear, love?"
"Oh my, that sounds so cute, love! No, you'll have to sleep in that until morning. Then you can see Kurama. But I would wait a while; something tells me that Shiz will be there too." They both snuggled under the covers and went to sleep until morning to tell the others.
"Hiei, call the guys and tell them to come over. Plus tell Kurama to bring you some cloths. I have to take a shower." With that she left for the bathroom, leaving the poor boy alone to figure out how to use the phone. He knew the number, somehow, but didn't know how to use them. He picked up the phone and pushed five random buttons. That was the worst number to call. It was…
"Hello?"
"Oh, hiiiii, Hiei-kun!" said an annoyingly high pitched voice.
"Who are you?"
"It's me, Koto, from the DT! It has taken you long enough to call and say you love me! Talk about lazy demon."
"Wrong number, sorry. I love someone else."
"Wait, NOOOO! I can change." She yelled, and got nothing but a dial tone back.
"Aw fuck this shit." he said, and used his jagan eye. Botan would have to teach him how to use the phone in another fic. The gang rounded up in Botan's living room waiting for Hiei and Botan. Kurama carrying his brother's cloths, they were the only ones that fit.
"Okay, guys. Hiei was the cat. Shadow. But I got him back to normal. Isn't that right Kurama?" Started Botan, as she walked down the stairs everyone's eyes falling on Hiei behind her, in nothing but boxers.
"Um… well… it was for you guys… And you guys couldn't wait another night for you two to get… um… busy?" He pointed out; Botan had forgotten all about company, wearing only some mini short short shorts, and some strapless bra.
"HOLY SHIT! Kurama talked perverted on us. It's the end of the world!" Shouted Kuwabara with Rachel. He was the smartest guy there, if he was perverted, it was not good. But that was not the point, for everyone had noticed the not so good outfit they were wearing.
"Then that must be the reason for Hiei's cloths. Anyway, yes you see Hiei was the cat, some witch, Kookomm, or something." Said Kurama about to say something else, but was cut off by Yusuke, saying something stupid.
"From what I've heard, Botan takes a bath every Wednesday, which means Hiei had to have seen Botan naked. Hiei, what's her bra size?" All that was heard was the loudest slap ever heard in a Hiei/Botan fic.
"YOU PERVERT YUSUKE!" yelled Botan, Yukina, Shiz, Rachel and Kieko. Yukina may have been a tad naive, but she knew when Yusuke was being perverted.
"Okay, me and Hiei have an announcement to make!" Shouted Botan getting everyone's attention.
"Me and Hiei are getting married, and mated!" Everyone clapped really loud, the girls cheering on Botan, a few 'Finally' and 'Can I be maid of honor?' came up. Then everyone looked at Hiei, waiting for him to speak.
"I love you Botan!" He said with a smile, the biggest smile you ever did see. Freaky, I know. Everyone stood there, too shocked to speak. Botan because he used her name for once, everyone but Yukina because he smiled, and Yukina because he said the words 'I' and 'Love' in the same sentence.
THE END
I'm done with this fic, time for something new.
Scared ya? I'm sorry. Please don't be mad. And keep on reading.
They all started planning a wedding, getting ready for everything. Botan and the girls went to shop for a beautiful wedding dress, they all agreed Rachel should be maid of honor, she dates Kuwabara, you got to get something good. Kieko and Yukina were bride's maid. Shiz would be the minister; she got a degree, or whatever you need for the job. The girls also rented a large and pretty church. The guys, well Kurama and Hiei went to get a tux, plan who was what, who was where, things like that. Yusuke and Kuwabara went on planning the bachelor party, some things never change. The big day came and everything was perfect, for once. Kurama, Yusuke, Touya, and Kuwabara sat down in front of Hiei, giving him a small talk.
"Now, we see you and Botan are in true love, we just want to make sure that you take care of our girl. Botan is special, and we want what's best, right guys?" Kurama and Kuwabara nodded to his question.
"Now, you guys behave, if you have kids, tell us. YOU HAVE TO KEEP IN TOUCH! You cannot just up and leave with her, leaving us in the dark, coming back 10 years later, looking at us like we're crazy." Said Kurama, worried he would be forgotten by the happy couple.
"I am happy to have your blessing for Yukina and me to be wed. You got a good girl there, you'll keep her down to earth, and she'll keep you happy."
"You guys said everything good! Okay, Hiei, you're a good guy, please take care of her. Botan is like our sister; don't do anything naughty, unless you and her are into that. In that case I got some shackles in back, ha-ha, just kidding, but not really." Kuwabara joked. (I got the shackle part form the movie Dogeball)
"Thank you Yusuke, Kurama, Touya, and Kuwabara. Yusuke, you take care of that mate of yours you crazy son of bitch. Kurama, That crazy chick that likes us, Koto, called, she knows your number, so get with Shiz soon. Touya, you are a worthy fighter, I want to have some nephews and nieces, so get to work soon. Kuwabara, you took good care of my sister, I kind of would have trusted you with her, but now you can happily take another member of my fan club away. So Thanks, and yes, you heard right, Yukina's my sister." Then all of a sudden the door busted open, and in came Yukina, screaming at the top of her lungs
"BROTHER! Why didn't you tell me? I have to go on a hunch Botan had that you would say it to one of them." She said, pointing to the guys. The ones who knew looked ashamed at not telling her sooner. The music started and the girls paired off with their guy, Kurama took his seat next to some people.
Kuwabara, was oddly the best man, (I know that shouldn't be him, but him and Rachel should be together) Yukina and Touya walked down the aisle to the different sides, as did Kieko and Yusuke. Because Hina was not there, Hiei walked down the aisle with the closest thing to a mother he could find, Genkai. Then the music for the bride started and Botan, arm in arm, with Koenma for a father, walked down, she walked to the opposite side of Hiei.
Shiz started to say whatever thing to preacher says and they ended with two I do's and instead of putting on the rings, they bit each other where the neck and shoulder meet. Then they kissed, and walked out the church, Botan threw the bouquet and it landed right in Yukina's hands. They all left and lived happily ever after.
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