A Naruto Parody of "Patrick Street"
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"Shoujo Street"
Ye Genin boys come lend an ear and listen to me song.
It's of a trick was played on me and it won't detain ye long.
I came from training the other day, a gal I chanced to meet.
And she bid me go along with her and dance in Shoujo Street.
"Oh", says I, "me pretty fair maid, I cannot dance too well."
"Besides I'm bound for Konoha, for I down there do dwell."
"I've been training up these past few days; I've saved up fifty yen,"
"And me friends are all expecting me to come on home again."
"Well since ye cannot dance too well, then ye can have a treat."
"You'll have a glass of sake and something nice to eat."
"At ten o' clock this evening, I'll lead ye to your hame,"
"And don't forget to call on me when ye come back again."
Well she seemed to be so friendly; I went and hired a car.
We both went down to Shoujo Street and on arrival there,
The Anbu on the other side, I thought I heard them say,
"Oh, he'll sure be in need of a jaunting car before he gets away."
Oh we had not long been in the room when sake it came in.
When everyone had had their fill, the dancing did begin.
Me and me girl we danced around, all to a merry tune,
While the other couples did the double shuffle round the room.
And when dancing it was over, for bed we did prepare.
And after that I fell asleep, the truth I will declare.
Me darling and me fifty yen, me stuff and all had fled.
And there was I meself alone stark naked lying in bed.
In gazing all around me, nothing could I spy,
But a Kunoichi outfit at the foot of the bed did lie.
I rung me hands and tore me hair, crying "Oh what will I do?"
Oh fair thee well sweet Konoha, I'm sure I'll never see you.
And when night-time it was come again and daylight was away,
I put on what there was left me and I set off for the quay.
And when I returned to training the Jounins all did say,
"Oh, Naruto's grown much prettier since last 'she' went away."
"Oh, is this the new spring fashion that you'd said you'd buy before?"
"And where's the shop that sells them? Do you think they may have more?"
Kakashi says "Naruto I thought you were for home again."
"You might have bought a better suit than that for fifty yen."
"Oh, I might have bought a better suit, if I had had the chance."
"I met this Kunoichi and she asked me to a dance."
"I danced me own destruction and I done it so complete,"
"That I vow to never go back again to dance in Shoujo Street."
Come all ye new young Genin boys, a warning take by me.
And always keep good company when ye go on a spree.
Be sure and stay clear of Shoujo Street or else you'll ruin your day.
For in a Kunoichi outfit they will send ye on your way.
Kunoichi - A female Ninja
hame - home (Scottish Trad. Pronunciation)
Genin - lower level ninja
Jounin - upper level ninja
Shoujo - young girl
Yen - Japanese currency