What Not To Wear: Inu-Yasha Style
Author's Note: This story is co-written with my youngest sister. We came up with this idea while watching an episode of "Inu-Yasha." We started picking on Sesshoumaru's clothes and this kind of popped up.
Hostess: Hello, and welcome to "What Not To Wear: Inu-Yasha Style." I am your host, Aurora, along with my co-host, Luana Starlight.
Luana Starlight: I was voting for "Fashion Foopahs of the Fuedal Era," but SOMEONE shot it down.
Aurora: Cry a river, build a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
Luana Starlight: (goes off to sulk)
Aurora: Anywho, tonight's first victim, I mean guest, is Sesshoumaru, Lord of the Western Lands. Ladies and germs, Lord Sesshoumaru.
(Sesshoumaru walks out and levels a glare at Aurora who is trying hard to contain her drool)
Aurora: Thank you for coming, Lord Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru: (silence)
Aurora: Okay, on with the show. First thing we'll do is analyze your wardrobe. Then, we'll decide what stays and what goes.
Luana Starlight: I can tell you the one thing that we cannot take from him.
Aurora: (surprised) Where'd you come from?
Luana Starlight: (smugly) My secret. Anyways, do you want to know what we won't take away?
Aurora: What?
Luana Starlight: (points at his hip) The two swords.
Aurora: Good point. (starts whining) But, they won't go with his outfit.
A piece of paper has just appeared in front of Aurora.
Aurora: (reads paper) We are also to keep the furry boa, A.K.A. the fuzzy thing, his hair, and his gi and hakama. (puts the paper down on table) But the only things that leaves to change is the armor and the purple and yellow sash.
Unknown: Don't change the sash. It looks good on Lord Sesshoumaru.
Two hostesses look around. Luana finally looks behind her chair. Sitting on the floor is a little girl.
Luana Starlight: Rin, what are you doing here?
Rin: I wanted to see pretty ladies change Lord Sesshoumaru's clothing.
Aurora: (moodily) It doesn't look like I'll be changing anything.
Sesshoumaru: Then this was a waste of this Sesshoumaru's time?
Aurora: (peeved) Yes! It was a waste of my time as well!
Luana Starlight: Thank you for joining us for this unproductive episode of "What Not To Wear: Inu-Yasha Style." Tune in next week.
Looks over to see Aurora screaming at Sesshoumaru.
Luana Starlight: (thinking) I don't think that is a smart thing to do.
Unknown: Oh, Lord Sesshoumaru! Where are you?
Everyone looks over to see Jaken running into the studio. Aurora, still red in the face from anger, reaches over and pulls a lever. The floor opens up underneath of Jaken and he falls through. She turns back to her screaming at Sesshoumaru.
Luana Starlight: (sighs) I'm going home.