Kurama: Um... DYK? I know how that story got deleted.
DYK: Really how?
Yusuke: Kurama just tell your master you deleted it.
DYK: WHAT?
Flames appear in DYK's eyes.
Kurama: Please don't hurt me. It was an accident, I was searching your computer for viruses and told it to delete all files that were supposedly infected. Your fanfiction, though, turned out to not have a virus but a glitch that seemed like a virus.
DYK: Why you... it took for ever to type that up. Hiei do the damn disclaimer while I teach Kurama never to touch my stuff again.
Hiei: Fine just let me make some corrections on the card.
DYK: Whatever.
DYK starts to torture Kurama.
Hiei gets a permanent marker and starts to scribble on the card.
Kurama: DYK, I'M SO SORRY JUST STOP HURTING ME, PLEASE!
DYK: Well since you said sorry and I the story did get finished, fine you are forgiven.
Kurama: I'm so sorry, I'll be back.
Kurama leaves the studio.
10 MINUTES LATER...
Kurama runs in with bags off Pepsi.
Hearts form in DYK's eyes.
DYK: THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Kurama: You're welcome.
Kurama pants.
DYK Goes over to Kurama and hugs him. Tightly.
Kurama starts to lose breathe.
5 MINUTES LATER...
DYK is done hugging Kurama. He takes a deep breathe and gains back some color.
Hiei: DYK I'm done with the disclaimer corrections.
DYK: Okay then do the disclaimer.
Hiei holds up a card.
It says:
Disclaimer: DYK the bitch doesn't own YYH or any of the fucked up characters (Except me, Hiei) in the fanfiction besides her fucken ugly self. Oh, and the 100 cans of damn Pepsi in her dumb ass fridge.
All but Hiei start to back away from DYK.
DYK sneaks up behind Hiei and pulls out a metal baseball bat.
Kurama whispering.
Kurama: On with the fic.
Seven Personalities Chapter II
The morning comes and Kurama starts to wake up only to find himself in pain al over his body. He responds to this pain by saying, " Ow, why does my head and body hurt so badly"
Right when he said that Shiori walks into the doorway with a couple of towels and her face fills with joy as she drops the towels. She runs over to her son and says with tears in her eyes, " Oh, honey your up, thank god"
Kurama yelped in pain as he struggled to say, " Mom please not to hard your hurting me"
His mother pulls away and simply apologizes, " Oh, sorry honey"
Shiori then let's go.
Kurama, still in pain, asks " What happened and why do I hurt so bad"
Shiori replied back, " Well your friend Yusuke said he came to give you your wallet you left at his house and he found you on the side of the street. He came home carrying you. I was so worried. We took you to the emergency room and the said you just must have fainted but you were so pale and cold. I thought you had passed on to the other world. I've been trying to feed and take care of you my best for I think it's been 3 days"
He then shouted out, " WHAT"
After getting a hold of himself he tried to think back to what could have caused this then all off a sudden it hit him. He then turned to Shiori and said to her, " Wait a minute . . . I remember a purple rock. It was glowing and I fainted after it started to glow"
" I'm sure you did, honey. You must be delirious from the accident. Now, get ready. You can't stay in your PJ's all day"
" Yes mother and sorry for making you worried"
Before leaving Shiori patted her so called son on the shoulder and gets up and leaves.
Kurama let out a long and loud sigh and then he closed his eyes for just a second when al of a sudden he hears a "swoosh" noise. He quickly fluttered his eyes open and was blinded by a flash of bright purple light. Kurama backed away slowly and said, " What the..." (Of course our beloved Kurama doesn't swear in the fanfiction because he's well-mannered, not like me) The light started to disappear and before his eyes laid 6 sleeping Kurama's. Kurama stared wide-eyed and stuttered, " What in the world is happening?"
The other Kurama's slowly start to wake up. The nice Kurama said to the original Kurama, " Oh, hello."
The easy going Kurama said, " Hey"
The mean Kurama said, " Will you two shut up. I'm trying to sleep here"
The smart Kurama said, " Salutations"
The sexy Kurama said, " Mmm..hey"
The competitive Kurama said, " What's upppppppp . . "
Then the original Kurama said, " Who . . . what . . . how . . . what in the world is going on?"
Easy going Kurama suddenly comes up to Kurama, who's about to pass out again, and says to him in a perky voice " What's a matter"
Then smart Kurama goes over to the original Kurama and asks, " Yeah, our skin is losing color as if you were ill"
Then nice Kurama went to the original Kurama's side and embraced him with his hand going through Kurama's hair and said gently," You guys are scaring the poor dear"
Suddenly mean Kurama comes over near the nice one and pushes him away saying, " Ah, nobody cares about him"
Sexy Kurama replied to mean Kurama's comment with a, " Not true, I care about him...heh"
All of a sudden competitive Kurama yelled out, " MATTCH ONE KURAMA VS. KURAMA!"
The original Kurama stuttered out, " Who are you guys"
All but the original said, " Kurama"
The original stuttered, " How's that possible? I'm Kurama"
He started to back towards his headboard and all of a sudden he heard a thump. He looked down and saw a purple rock on the floor of his room. He stared at it and said, " It's that rock"
The smart Kurama bent down and picked it up. Kurama explained, " The rock must have been the one that caused me to split into seven Kurama's. And judging by the way the other six act the all have different personalities"
Smart Kurama replied to Kurama's explanation with a, " Great hypothesis."
Sexy Kurama then said to smart Kurama, " Well your certainly smart and good looking but not as good looking as me"
Mean Kurama then said, " Oh please. You're so damn ugly"
Nice Kurama kindly said to mean Kurama, " Excuse me but we all look the same"
Easy going Kurama then agreed, " He's got a point"
Competitive Kurama teasingly said, "Heh, you got so told"
Mean Kurama replied back, " Aw, shut up"
All but normal Kurama start to fight and spit swears. Kurama thought to himself, 'What did I do to deserve this'
DYK: Well that ends Chapter II of Seven Personalities.
Kurama: Oh, DYK, I am so sorry.
Pulls out a rose.
Kurama: Please except this as an apology.
DYK: THANK YOU KURAMA!
Yusuke: Hey love birds, can we end this so I can get home.
Kurama: WE AIN'T LOVE BIRDS!
Kuwabara: Gee, man, you guys act like love birds.
Hiei: I have to agree with the baka ne(Idiots) for once Kurama.
Kurama: Why you . . .
Kurama is getting ready to kill.
Hiei: Shouldn't you ask your beloved for permission first?
Kuwabara, Hiei, and Yusuke start to laugh.
Kurama ignores them and starts to beat them.
All but Kurama and DYK: OH SHIT!
DYK: Well, while I let sweet Kurama beat the shit out of Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Hiei please review. If you give me any ideas I'll make sure to give you full credit. And if you would like to take part in future chapters of Seven Personalities please let my know your character, his/her personality, and their relationship between the YYH cast if any. I don't allow GF or BF relationships for your character and the YYH cast.
Kuwabara, Yusuke, Hiei are tied up over a boiling pot of red liquid.
Kuwabara and Yusuke: DYK HELP!
DYK: No let Kurama have some fun.
Hiei: HN. YOU BITCH!
DYK gives Hiei death glare.
DYK joins in with Kurama.
ALL but Kurama and DYK: NO, WERE SORRY! JUST DON'T LET HER NEAR US.
CREDITS
Idea came from manga "Seven of Seven"
YYH Characters by Mr. Yoshihiro Togashi
DYK created by Me
Thanks to:
All the people that reviewed for chapter one and this
The people that give me ideas and characters for chapters.
And You, The readers