The parody that killed all X Movie parodies

Yup you read the title right, this is my version of the x movie. It's filled with random funniness, rabid fangirls, and everything else but the kitchen sink, or maybe I'll put that in there too. Ok time for the disclaimers.

I do not own the X series CLAMP does.

Now on with the funniness.

Chapter one: The Prologue

Once upon a time there were seven dragons of earth called the seven angels, and the seven dragons of heaven known as the seven seals. All fourteen of them were very good and close friends. They would always get together and play dragon ball z, and talk of which teen heartthrob was the hottest. But one day the angels were playing with bugs and as a joke they put them on the heads of the seals. The seals never liked bugs got very grossed out, and as a way to get back at them the seven seals sent an angry group of human to run the angels out of town.

The seven angels were mad at the seven seals, and same for the seven seals being mad at the seven angels. So they decided they will have a battle to the death and it would also decide the faith of the earth. If the angels won the humans would die. But if the seals won the bugs would die. And with that said and done, all fourteen dragons were reincarnated as the fourteen humans we all know and love in X.

That's the true story behind the dragons in X. Well not really this is just my version of it. If you didn't think this chapter was very funny wait till the next ones, and make sure not to drink any water before you read them. TATA.