Hello once again here's the 2nd chapter in my story. P.S. I don't know X

Chapter Two: Kamui the 'VERY' pretty boy
One day a young 16-year-old boy named Kamui was playing in a field of flying white feathers, and sakura petals. He's a very merry and gay (AN: happy) boy. And as Kamui played in the field he was singing a song he made up about himself.

"I'm so pretty, that it scares me. I'm prettier then my girlfriend Kotori, and much more of a stud then her brother Fuuma. See how much my freaky man beauty shines threw the feathers and sakura petals." (AN: he's to full of myself) tra lalalala." Then all of a sudden it went dark. "Ahhhh it's dark, and where did all the feathers and sakura petals go?" Kamui then spotted some in the far distance. "My happy place has moved over there!" The very odd pretty boy runs over to the sakura petals and saw his mother. Kamui's mommy reaches out her hand and grabs a handful of the petals. "No mommy my sakura petals my petals you can't have them."

"Kamui how many times have I told you, you have to share sakura petals?"

"I don't know you've told me so many times I lost count after 500." Kamui's mom slaps her forehead, and releases the petals. "Mommy why is it so dark in the enchanted field all of a sudden?"

"How about I put some light on?" Kamui mom stepped on a gas line, gas started to come out and Touri lit a match, "Ahhhhhhhhh this is hotter then it looks!"

"Mommy!" Kamui yelled as he tried to get closer to his mom, but he realized the flames would burn his beautiful body so he stood back, "Mom what's going on? This is something that would only happen in an evil anime."

"Kamui this is an evil anime, well a dark anime in this case," She reaches into her stomach and pulls out a beautiful sword," Kamui you must go to Tokyo, and save the city with this very sword."

"EWWWWWWW it's all gross and slimy, I'm not touching that!"

"Well to bad!" yelled Touri as she threw the sword at Kamui and it went into his body.

"Hey that sword went into my body and I'm still alive! I can Sidfreed and Roy's new partner! IT'S MAGIC!" Touri rolled her eyes at her son as she read the script to see what happens next.

"Oh this is the part where I blow up and my blood will get all over you and you scream you're head off."

"Ahh what again."

KABOOM, Touri splatters into a million pieces and getting all over Kamui's pretty face.

"MOMMY!" Kamui screamed as it was written in the script, and realized how dirty he was, "Oh no now I have to wash these pants twice!"

LOL that was Numba 2 XD man in this fic Kamui's really dumb! Please RR

Kamui fg (fangirl) 1: HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY KAMUI-CHAN?

Kfg 2: You're Kamui-chan!? He's my Kamui-chan!

Kfg 1: No mine!

Kfg 2: Mine!

The two fan girls get into a huge fight, with swords and everything.

Me: --;; rr plz