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==Last time: "We believe that your......companion....played some jokes on us yesterday.""Come on Sesshoumaru! Let me in! It's getting cold and there are sand crabs and other things out here! If this is about short-sheeting your bed I'm sorry. Now let me in!" "Consider this payback for that god- awful fishing trip and for short-sheeting my bed." "Sesshoumaru-sama, we demand that you keep your woman under control.""You can vist him anytime you wish, he works at GT headquarters."==

==Chapter 13: Stuck==

"What?!" Kagome gasped.

"Did I stutter?" Sesshoumaru asked.

"What do you mean Shippou works at GT?!"

"You heard me."

"Where? Is he on the same level as you are? What does he do? Why didn't you tell me sooner? Why didn't he see me? Does he talk about me? Does he-"Kagome was cut off when Sesshoumaru wrapped his tail around her mouth.

"That's quite enough I believe. He works one level below my office. He works with the computers and making sure they are up to date. He also keeps me from throwing them out the window when I get too irritated at them. He probably hasn't seen you because he's very busy, and we don't stop on his floor. He used to talk about you, but I think when you didn't come back after 100 years or so, he thought you were dead." Sesshoumaru said, unwrapping his tail from around Kagome's mouth. Only....that didn't stop the questions.

"Can we vist him when we get back? What's his office number? Does he have a mate? Does he have any pups?" Kagome continued asking question after question.

"You can ask him all these questions when we get back." Sesshoumaru said. He dug around in his pocket and handed her a palm pilot. "Here....play with this and be quiet."

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They finally arrived at GT's extension 5 hours later, Kagome was bored out of her mind, the batteries on Sesshoumaru's palm pilot had died a long time ago. She had forgotten how large a country Brazil was.

"Are we finally there yet?" Kagome asked.

"Yes." Sesshoumaru replied. He climbed out of the car and walked around, trying to get his legs to work after a long and tiring 6 hour car ride.

"Cool. Can we go now?" Kagome asked, climbing out of the car as well. Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes and headed into the tall glass building.

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"What do you mean?!" Sesshoumaru growled, his patience was wore down to nothing.

"Just as I said, the main computer has approved the sending of the medical supplies to Russia." The man said, the poor guy, he was a foot and a half shorter than Sesshoumaru and was shaking.

"We have no agreements with Russia (no offence to you Russians out there, first country that popped into my head), how did Russia's coordinates even get into the computer?" Sesshoumaru growled.

"I don't know." The man replied. Kagome hoped that the man would live to see the next sunrise.

'But....it's kinda funny. GT's extension here in Brazil just happens to do something funky when Sesshoumaru's here.' Kagome thought to herself.

"Fix it. Now." Sesshoumaru growled, adding a death-glare at the human as well. The man nodded and ran off, Kagome wouldn't have been surprised if he was huddled into a corner somewhere.

"This is more a job for the fox." The Taiyoukai sighed, grabbing a paper cup and taking a drink of water.

"So call him here." Kagome suggested.

"He cannot leave, all of GT's computers have been acting a bit....off. He's working hard overtime to get them fixed." Sesshoumaru said, shaking his head. "Hopefully the humans will fix this problem."

"And if they don't?" Kagome asked. Sesshoumaru looked at the paper cup and crushed it with ease, then let his poison speak for itself.

"What's going to happen to the medical supplies that are being sent to Russia?" Kagome wondered.

"Russia's hospitals will get a box of medical supplies. The way I see it, it's either going to help world peace, or it's going to get the world blown up." Sesshoumaru answered.

"Ummm.....okay." Kagome said. They watched the people run around the main computer, plugging things in and putting wires together here and there. A couple people tripped over the wires, dropping boxes everywhere.

"I'm surrounded by idiots." Sesshoumaru growled.

"Hey!" Kagome said, coming to her own defense.

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Sesshoumaru and Kagome arrived back at their hotel long after the sun went down. They had come back so late that dinner wasn't even being served anymore. So the miko and Taiyoukai settled for the candy bars and water in their fridge.

"Hey Sesshoumaru?" Kagome asked, taking another bite of her Snicker's bar.

"Yes?" Sesshoumaru replied, pouring himself another shot of whatever alcohol was in the fridge.

"I was wondering....the Amazon Jungle isn't too far from here. Can we go on a tour of it? I'm sure there are group tours somewhere." Kagome said.

"Depends, are the 'sharks' be coming with us?" Sesshoumaru asked.

"Not unless you want them to get lost and probably get eaten by something." Kagome said. Sesshoumaru smirked.

"I don't see why not." Sesshoumaru finally answered.

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Kagome woke up to the nice warm sheets of her bed being pulled off her. She curled into a tiny ball to try and get the heat back, but to no avail.

"Wake up." Someone said. Kagome yawned and covered her head with her pillow. That someone sighed and Kagome could hear the door that lead to the porch open and then close, then open and close again.

"I'm not afraid to put this sand-crab in your bed Kagome." That same someone said. Kagome yelped and jumped....right off the bed.

"Get it out! Get it out! Get it out!" She screeched. Above her she heard chuckling, Kagome growled at the still chucking Sesshoumaru.

"Get dressed." Was all he said, then he opened the door and let the little sand crab he had brought in go.
"Why did you wake me up so early?" Kagome asked as she headed into the bathroom to change.

"You wanted to tour the Amazon am I right?" He said, closing the back door.

"Yeah....but still....why so early?"

"I thought if we left any later, the sharks might catch us."

"Oh....okay..." Kagome came out of the bathroom in a tanktop and shorts.

"You might want to change into something more....durable." Sesshoumaru said. He was wearing long pants and a simple white long-sleeved shirt.

"Why?" Kagome asked. She didn't want to over heat.

"You're going to get eaten alive by the bugs if you're dressed like that." Sesshoumaru replied.

"I'll bring insect repellant." Kagome said, there was no way she was going to wear long pants when it was this hot out.

"Insect repellant won't scare away spiders as big as your hand." Sesshoumaru said, smirking at Kagome's paling face.

"How big?" She gasped.

"The biggest I've heard was as big as a large dinner plate." He said. "Now go change."

"I'm not going if there are spiders that big!"

"You are going. I refuse to spend another day with the business sharks." Sesshoumaru said.

"Fine." Kagome huffed, she grabbed some different clothes and headed towards the bathroom.

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"It's too hot." Kagome complained for the tenth time in an hour.

"I heard you the first time...and the second time....and the third time....and the fourth time....and the fifth time..." Sesshoumaru said.

"But it's hot in this car." Kagome said.

"Your whining will not make it any cooler." Sesshoumaru replied. They had been in a 4x4 for the last two hours. The driver wouldn't put the roof down and Sesshoumaru was ready to 'replace' the driver.

"How much longer?" Kagome asked the driver in Portugese, over the last couple days, she had asked the little boy and girl she had build the sand-castle with to teach her a bit of their native language.

"Not long now....hour or so." The driver replied. Kagome sighed and looked out the window. She did notice that the trees were getting thicker and thicker, while the road was getting bumpier and bumpier.

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Another hour passed, the 4x4 had gone down a dirt road that lead deep into the forest. Kagome was having trouble not bouncing around on the dirt road, Sesshoumaru just sat there, not moving at all with his eyes closed.

"How is it that I'm bouncing around and you're just sitting there?" Kagome asked. Sesshoumaru opened one golden eye and looked at her, then closed it again. Kagome sighed and tried hanging on as best she could.

"We are there." Their driver said, stopping the 4x4 in a clearing and getting out. Kagome and Sesshoumaru got out as well. Kagome gasped at the size of the trees, they towered above her, green, brown and white trunks lead to the canopy. Green and brown vines hung down, some were skinny, others Kagome couldn't have put her arms all the way around them if she tried. Birds chirped and butterflies fluttered by in all the colors of the rainbow. Red birds, yellow butterflies, green butterflies, blue birds.

The driver went around to the back of the jeep and pulled something out. Then the driver started putting bullets into a large rifle.

"What's that for?" Kagome asked Sesshoumaru.

"Feeble human toy. Like that will keep anything in this place away." Sesshoumaru said.

"What do you mean. It's a rifle....how's it not going to keep things away." Kagome said.

"You didn't feel it?"

"Feel what?"

"There are youkai in this jungle." Sesshoumaru said, looking around, "Any youkai that's determined enough will not by swayed by human bullets."

Before anyone took another step something jumped from treetop to treetop. Sesshoumaru growled and nudged Kagome towards the truck. She was about to ask what was going on when that something jumped down to the ground. Another one soon joined the first, Kagome gasped and Sesshoumaru growled even louder, their driver....well...he was trying to get the last of the bullets into his rifle.

Before them stood two jaguars. Just as Kagome was going to open the door to the jeep to get in, another jaguar landed on the roof of the 4x4, startling Kagome and making her jump back.

"Get behind me." Sesshoumaru growled.

"I can't." Kagome whimpered. Sesshoumaru took a quick look behind him and saw three more jaguars approaching them.

There was a sudden blast of a rifle being fired. Sesshoumaru and Kagome looked at the driver, then at the jaguar laying on the ground in front of them. He had shot the large cat that had been on the roof of the jeep.

"Hurry! In!" The driver yelled, pointing and running towards the jeep. Kagome was about to head for it to when Sesshoumaru pulled her back.

"Sesshoumaru! What-"She gasped when the jaguar that the driver had shot growled and got up. The big spotted cat pounced on the driver and Kagome hid herself in Sesshoumaru's shirt as the cat ripped the man's throat out. The once fallen jaguar growled and joined its comrades in forming a circle around Sesshoumaru and Kagome.

"Leave now jaguar youkai!" Sesshoumaru growled.

"Isn't that nice Claudio. They know we're demonio. (demon/youkai in Portuguese)" One of the Jaguar growled, taking another step forward.

"I wonder what the girl tastes like?" Another asked.

"Be quiet Nemesio!" One growled to the one asking what Kagome would taste like.

"Amaia, you are not leader of this pack!"

"Shut up Nekane!"

"You dare tell my sister to shut up Adrina?" Kagome watched as the jaguars continued to fight with each other, hissing and spitting insults.

"Shut up! All of you! The more time we spend fighting, the less time we have for eating." The one Kagome thought was Amaia. The other cats nodded and advanced on Kagome and Sesshoumaru.

"You'd best leave us be, cats." Sesshoumaru growled, more dog-like than human.

"Oh ho....we've got a dog demonio." One of the cat's said.

"I never did like dog demonio." Nekane, one of the female cat's, growled. All five of the jaguars took another step in, tightening the circle.

"Sesshoumaru.....these aren't normal jaguars...even if they are youkai....most jaguars, youkai or not, hunt alone or in pairs." Kagome whispered, looking into the eyes of the large cats surrounding her.

"I could have told you that Kagome." Sesshoumaru said, growling at the cats around him. His hand started to glow green with poison.

"A poison user." One of the cats hissed, taking a step back.

"Claudio you coward!" One of the females growled, she took a step towards Sesshoumaru, long yellow teeth bared. Sesshoumaru stood there calmly until the large cat was close enough.

With lightening speed Sesshoumaru grabbed the female jaguar by the neck and let his poison seep into her blood. The cat screeched in pain and lashed out with her claws, catching Sesshoumaru across the chest. He growled and dropped the cat to the ground, spilling more poison.

"He killed Adriana! Kill them both! Rip them to shreds! Leave nothing for the birds!" The cats yowled together in unison.

"Sesshoumaru.....are we going to die?" Kagome asked, taking a step back from the angry cats.

"And leave GT to the sharks?" Sesshoumaru growled, cracking his knuckles. "I think not."

Suddenly all the cats attacked at once. Kagome yelped as she was grabbed by Sesshoumaru and thrown into a tree nearby.

"Sesshoumaru!" Kagome called back down. He had thrown her up there for her safety. Now he was the only one fighting five large jaguars. The Taiyoukai growled dog-like and released his energy whip, slicing the paw off of one jaguar.

'I have to help him.....' Kagome thought, looking around for anything that could be used as a weapon. The smooth bark of the tree wasn't going to be much help, and there weren't any rocks to throw.

Sesshoumaru growled as one of the cats pounced on him, knocking him down and stracting his chest badly. Sesshoumaru held the cat by the head and let his deadly poison do the rest of the work.

"Sesshoumaru!" Kagome called back down. There was no way he could win, there were still three of the jaguars, and only one Sesshoumaru.

==End Chapter==

WD: Yay! Finally another chapter done! Hooray!

==Reviews==

Shinna: Cool! Glad you liked it! Keep reviewing please!

Sukera: Wow....I can't believe my story is one of your fav. That's sooooo cool! Heh...I'm still behind on this story too....I've finished typing up chapter 14, and I sent it off to my beta readers...I have yet to start chapter 15.

Tbiris: Nope, Shippou-chan's still in Japan...hey! That rhymes! But yes, he is still in Japan and works at GT. Funny eh?

InuyashaMoonBaby: I think Sesshou-chan's a bit more caring, he just doesn't show it, and he isn't a jerk like Inu-chan. But that's just me. Glad I could be of service with Shippou-chan!

Mystic Hanyou: Yup....you almost feel sorry for the businessmen...almost. But only almost...if ever. Poor guys....I can't wait to write the chapter when Sesshou-chan tells them 'no.' Heh...

FieryDemonFox: Thanks for your review! Yup, I've something cooked up for Inu-chan, don't worry. Thanks again for reviewing!

Jade: Wow....thanks! I try to keep the story as real as possible, which is sometimes hard to do. I've never been to Japan or Brazil, but I have been to Mexico...so I'm just going along with kinda a Mexican place instead of Brazil...oh well. You'll find out what happened to Inu-chan soon enough, don't worry.

HieilovesBotan: Shippou will be seen soon, hopefully not too long after they get back from Brazil. If my muse is being nice at the time....we can only hope right?

Mysticalwings: Yup, thanks again for the ideas! You'll find out about GT's problem later, don't worry about that. Thanks again for the ideas!

Kay's Craft: Glad you liked! The next couple chapters won't be as funny, but I hope there's enough humor anyway.

I love Sessy!: Thanks! I really glad you like my story! That prank sounds like it would be fun! Maybe I'll have to try that someday.

Hitomi Fanel: I go in and out of those moods, but now I'm feeling lots better!

Christi: Really, I don't know how to short-sheet a bed. I'll have to find out.

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WD: Sorry if there are still some spelling errors, it was really late when I went through it again.