A/N: So this is my revised chapter two. I decided I didn't like the other one. It made Legolas look slutty, and my muse didn't like that. And plus I never mentioned Gimli.

Legolas look around the tiny dark room. The she-elf he had been talking to came in and silently closed the door. "I know who you are," she said. "And I know who you are here with." Legolas stared at her blankly. "And all of Middle-Earth will find out that Prince Legolas likes to hang out at night clubs!" She began to laugh evilly.

"Ummmm okay. I'm outta here," Legolas said bolting for the door. He slammed the door shut in the she-elf's face. He ran back to the table to find Aragorn and the hobbits all babbling insanely and Arwen looking extremely pissed.

"And where have you been?" she asked him.

"Some psycho elf chick just tried to blackmail me, I think." Arwen cocked an eyebrow in question. "I don't know she pushed me into a closet and said she knew who I was and that all of Middle earth would find out I like to hang out at night clubs. So anyways what's their problem?" He pointed to the hobbits and Aragorn.

"Too much of Frodo's weed."

As soon as she said that Aragorn stood up, "I am the king you will not tell me I had too much weed!" Arwen sighed and shook her head as Aragorn ranted something about being King. She finally grabbed his shirt and pulled him down, "Be quite Your Highness."

Then something else caught the attention of Legolas and Arwen. A large group of dwarves surrounded a table and were chanting: "Go Gimli, go Gimli." Gimli was infact dancing on top of the table. Legolas and Arwen exchanged disturbed glances.

Gimli jumped off the table and began to break dance in the middle of the floor. It was quite obvious he was annoying the other people there. A security guard came over and stopped him. Arwen rushed over.

"I'm sorry sir," she said. "He's with me." The guard looked from Arwen to Gimli and shrugged, he the turned and left. "Gimli! What were you doing?"

"Breakdancing."

"I could see that. Why don't you go over and sit with Aragorn." Gimli did not move. "That was not a suggestion. I can have that guard come back over and throw you out." Gimli ran for the table.

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As Arwen was saving Gimli the Psyco elf chick came back over to Legolas. "So have you thought about my offer?"

Legolas dropped his joint and began to cough. "What *cough* off- *cough* offer?"

"You know," she said.

"No, *cough* I don't *cough**cough*." He choked out.

"Sure ya do. The one I made in the closet." Legolas coughed again and stared blankly at her. Finally she gave up, "Whatever but the papers will here about this."

"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay," Legolas said when she left. He burst into another coughing fit as Gimli sat down at the table.

Gimli gave him a strange look, and Legolas pointed to the joint. "Stupid pansy elf," Gimli muttered. He took the joint from Legolas and began to smoke it.

"Hey that's *cough* mine!" Legolas said.

"Well you obviously can't smoke it." Gimli said.

"Can too!"

"Cannot!"

It went on like this for about a half an hour. The hobbits and Aragorn looked back and forth between them like they were watching a tennis match.

When they finally stopped arguing Legolas asked: "Where'd Arwen go?"

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A/N: Well that was actually kind of long.