A/N: So so so so so sorry for taking so so so so loooooooong. Thanks to all my lovely reviewers. I love you guys! hugs Clears throat I'm okay. I'm glad you guys like it so much. I'm startin to run out of ideas so if you guys have any please share them with me. Also in this chapter THECheeseTurkey will be making an appearance. She's in here because she was kind enough to put me in her story 'The Day School got TWISTED'. We'll now that I'm done rambling..ON TO THE STORY!

Chapter 4 - Where in the hell did Arwen go?

Aragorn and Boromir were past arguing and now sitting across the table from eachother giving death glares. Faramir had joined the hobbits in Frodo's weed. After many beers Gimli was ranting something about dwarven-women. Legolas was being all paranoid about the psycho elf chick. And Arwen...was still missing.

Suddenly Pippin jumps up and yells something about fuzzy bunny slippers. Merry and Sam burst out laughing at him. Frodo is sitting in the corner muttering something about his precious.

Legolas is beginning to worry about his companions, 'I think we should probably leave,' he thought. "I'm going to go find Arwen." He get's up and beings to walk away.

Aragorn suddenly drops his argument with Boromir and yells: "WON'T SOMEONE TELL ME WHO ARWEN IS?" Legolas just shakes his head and continues walking.

As Legolas is walking he hears someone yell "LEGOLAS!" he looks over and sees a girl running towards him. 'Oh no not again,' he thinks. Legolas steps out of the way and the girl runs though an open door. Legolas closes and locks the door. "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I AM THE CHEESE TURKEY!" the girl yells.

Legolas walked toward the bar asking random people if they have seen Arwen. Unfortunately he gets no answers and is hit on by many of the people he asks. He decides to ignore the others and looks for Arwen on his own.

He pushes past people, his princely demeanor long gone and was now regretting that he had even suggested coming here. Sure it had been fun at first, watching Aragorn and the Hobbits get high, watching Aragorn and the Hobbits get drunk. Then it started to get disturbing, Gimli dancing on a table, Boromir who was dead showing up, and Pink Nazgul. To top it all off no one knew where Arwen was.

It was then that Legolas looked up and saw Arwen, Princess of Rivendell, Queen of Gondor dancing on the bar. "Oh Eru..." he muttered. "Arwen!" He called, pushing his way to the bar. "Get down."

Arwen ignored him continuing her half-drunken dance. Legolas, however, did not give up. He was just short of climbing up on to the bar to get her down himself as Arwen stumbled and fell off... on to Legolas. Legolas rolled his eyes and helped her back to the table where he heaped her into the booth with the rest of the Fellowship. Legolas sighed and pulled a chair up to the very full table.

Boromir and Aragorn had resumed their arguement while Legolas was gone. Someone had given the hobbits more ale and they were now saying drunken, meaningless random phrases.

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