Tenchi Muyo: An Interview with the Photographer
WM: Hello, this is WORLD MAGAZINE here with world-renowned erotica photographer TENCI MUYO! Hello, Tenchi. How are you faring today?
TM: Better than I was when I didn't know what to do with myself whilst surrounded by a bevy of bodacious beauties! Man that was hell until I harnessed my frustrated energies into a popular art form - pictures of semi-nude women!
WM: So, how did this all come about?
TM: I was tired of all the girls fighting over me so I plotted a plan to annoy them into disliking me, or at least liking me a bit less. I snuck up on them at various opportune moments, camera in hand, and BOOM, BABY! I shot them! They didn't know what hit them until they were blinded by my flash.
WM: Wow! That's quite a beginning. How did the girls react to this initially?
TM: Some loved the attention I was giving them, which made them all the crazier for me and hellishly jealous of each other. Others gulp tried to kill me, of which I can't say I blame them!
WM: So all is well amongst your eager models now, one would assume from your massive fortunes and popularity of your websites, magazines, calendars, postcards, etc…
TM: Why, yes! All is well in Tenchi's Universe.
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