Disclaimer: I don't-own-Harry-Potter! Man that painful to say! No it doesn't belong to me but to J.K Rowling.
Me: Hi, I'm Evlyn Glider!( Real Pen Name, I only put Potter 'cuz I like the ring to it!)
-Guest stars enter-
James: Hey! Prongs here! I'm a ladies dream!
Sirius: Prongs, if you are then how come Evans doesn't like ya?
Remus and me: Here we go again....- -'
James: Because Evans is in denial.
Lily: Oh, I'm not Potter. You're an arrogant, bullying teorag and I despise you!
Remus: Don't mind these people folks.... I'm embarrassed.
Me: I am too...Anyway, Remus pull the curtain! It's show time!!!!
Remus: -pulls curtain- Righto!
Year 4:
"James stop asking me that! I will NOT go out with you!!" said a frustrated Lily Amelia Evans. "You know you want to Evans!"
"I do not!"
"Do too! Admit it!"
"Do not"
"Do too!"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"No"
"I still don't. And you can't pull that old trick on me!"
"Dammit! You didn't fall for it!...Come'on Evans!"
Lily whipped out her wand and pointed it at him. "Step any closer to me and prepare for the Bat Boogey Jinx!!" said Lily.
James smirked. He took a step. "Please?"
"NO! Accio Wand! Mimnotogou Stuptipus!" she cried sending James' wand out of his pocket and into her hand and James flew up to the ceiling and was stuck there. "Hmph!" said Lily walking away and sticking his wand to the ceiling to, only inches away from his fingers. "EVANS!!!"
An hours later Remus, Sirius, and Peter, (a/n: DIE PETER!! -stabs and he falls dead- MUHAHAHA! Sorry for the interruption! Continue!),
came walking down the deserted hallway when they heard a yell.
"PADFOOT!!!MOONY! WORMTAIL!! HELP!"
They looked up. "So that's what she meant." Remus mutter a spell and James and his wand floated down. "When I get her....ARGH!!!"
"I thought he liked her." Whispered Remus.