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Square Enix High
Chapter Three
Missles and Cherry Ice Cream
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Vincent Valentine was standing talking to Tifa Lockheart. Of course the school was under construction again, and everybody had off. Vincent would go to the ice cream parlor, see his students, talk to them, and end up having melted ice cream on his dry clean only capes.
"Aww Nuts!" Vincent muttered as she tried to scrap his Cherry Ice Cream off his cape. "It has a mind of its own! It jumped off the cone! I demand service! I am wearing a shirt! AND SHOES!"
"Um...Mr. V.?" Tifa asked.
"This is a total outrage! The ice cream here is possesed!"
"MISTER V!" Tifa yelled in his ears.
"Nyaagh! What?" Vincent asked, rubbing his forehead.
"The Ice Cream didn't fall on your cape." Tifa said, pointing at his cape.
"HUH! Magical! Possesed ice cream dissapeared! Gotta send this to the National Inquierer!" Vincent said, scribbling on a notepad.
"Poor Mr. V. He really misses the school." Tifa said, prancing away to Cloud.
-Other Side of Ice Cream Parlor-
"No."
"Yes!"
"Hell no!"
"Yes!"
"Cheese!"
"What?"
"Huh?"
Cloud and Irvine turned to Wakka who made the sudden outburst. Cloud and Irvine had been arguing about what ice cream was better and Irvine said Cherry.
"Cherry sucks."
"Nuh-uh!"
"It is friggin' possesed!" Cloud yelled.
"Vincent just ran out yelling possesed cherries." Tifa said walking over.
"Told you!" Cloud said sticking out your toungue.
"Pinch!" Irvine said as he grabed Cloud's toungue.
"Mah toonguue! Leet jo! Refah! Heet em!" Cloud said. Translation: My tongue! Let go! Tifa! Hit him!
"You bitch!" Riku said as he started to dance.
"Hat uh hoo?" Cloud asked. Translation: What the boo?
"Huh? Ahh fuck! My finger! You bit it off!" Irvine said looking for his finger.
"Your finger is on your hand." Cloud said, patting his tongue.
"Huh? Oh..." Irvine said smacking his head.
"Can I see your book, Aeris?" Riku asked, jiving.
"No, your too stupid." Aeris replied.
"Okay then..." Riku jumped onto the ice cream counter. "I'm too stupid for the book, too stupid for the book, can't even have a look."
"Fine! You can see it!" Aeris said, pegging Riku with the book.
"Ohhhhh Yeeeesss." Riku said. "Where's the start button?"
"Um...Riku...I think your friends are here." Yuffie said, dropping a cherry ice cream, then it crawled away.
"Frrriiiieeennnddddsss..." Riku said, walking like a zombie to the door.
Sephiroth, Seifer, Kuja, and other goons were gathered outside with guns and rocket lauchers aiming at Riku.
"Yay! A Slumber Party!" Riku yelled throwing the book onto his head, scaring Kuja, who misfired a missle at Riku.
'BOOM'
"Ouchies..." Riku said, then snapped out of mental retardation. "Huh! Shit! GUNS! Run! Everybody run! Code Purple!" Everybody ran out.
Reno and Aeris ran out making out, Tifa grabbed Cloud, who was screaming like a japenese school girl. ((no offense)) Yuffie was dragging Irvine out who was crying and Wakka ran out carrying cheese. ((WTF!)) Riku ran out right behind.
-Kairi's House-
"Kai...Don't go...please..." Sora said, stroking her hair.
"Brussel Sprouts!" Kairi said jumping up, then going out cold again. Outside you could here some screaming and gunfire. Sora looked out. It was only Zero, Rikku, and Barret.
"Mamma Mia!" Zero yelled, jumping on top of Rikku, obvisously on purpose.
"Awww..." Barret said, almost crying. "So cuuuute...DIE!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Zero yelled, running five miles.
-5 weeks later-
"Welcome Back to school you stupid little maggots." The PCA announced. "Get to class Reno!"
"The hell? How'd he? Damn, he's good." Reno muttered walking out of the bathroom.
-Library-
"Okay, today you have a sub for study hall." Mister Valentine said.
"Its me!" A man said, which had a red trenchcoat on. He had on arm on some sort of sling in the coat, and he had sunglasses, and streaks of white in his hair. "I am Mr. Auron. AURON! AUUURRROOONNN! Not Aaron. AURON!"
"Okay, okay." The class(including Vinnie) said.
"AURON! YOUR SO DAMN WRONG! RAR!" He said, drawing his giant Masamune, and cutting a table in half causing a rampage...
End of Chapter!
R&R! Okay so Skeledude 12, i will put those characters in, but not in this chapter. I put Auron in though. And the little 'Mental Riku' scene was originated by Crazy Boris Productions by Mark Z. I don't take credit for that joke! In short: Don't sue!