Okay, I know I tend to babble on and on for a very long time at the beginning of each chapter and it keeps you from reading my fanfic. It's probably just kind of annoying for you, but let me explain why I do that. I love you. Yes you. I'm not talking to any of the other readers; just you. My life is not complete without you...
Or your precious, precious reviews.
Just a note to those readers who are easily offended. There are character deaths in this chapter. A lot of them. Some are very direct, some are simply suggested. Just because a character dies, that does not mean I don't like them. In fact, I very much like some of the characters that will die. This entire fanfic is intended to not be taken seriously. That's all I have to say on the matter.
-Hizzy
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"Um.... captain?" Todd poked his head into the captain's quarters. The professor was staring out the window and didn't say anything. Todd decided to continue anyway, "I hate to say this, yo, but we hit an iceberg."
The professor still didn't look at him, but finally replied, "Yes, I know."
"Oh," Todd hesitated in the doorway for a moment, "So... aren't you going to do anything about it?"
After a moment of silence, the professor, still not look at him, tossed something at Todd, "Go fix it."
Todd looked down at the roll of duct tape, "Um, no offense or nothing, but I don't think this will fix it, yo..."
The professor finally turned to face him, "I'm the captain. I know what's best." Todd timidly nodded and backed out of the room. The professor went back to staring out the window.
Meanwhile, on the deck, Scott and Jean were busy panicking.
"Quick," Jean said, "Lets go back to my room."
Scott looked uncertainly at her, "Why?"
Jean sighed impatiently, "Look, if we're going to die, we might as well die in style." He continued staring at her until she finally dragged him off to her room.
"But, Jean," Scott tried, "We need to hurry and get on to one of the life boats. There's only five of them and they fill up fast. Just grab something really valuable so we can sell it and start our new lives."
Jean pulled something out of her pocket, "What about this necklace I stole from Kitty? It looks like it's worth a lot."
"Perfect," Scott said, "Now grab that naked picture I drew of you and lets get out of here."
"Naked picture!?" she exclaimed.
"Uh... never mind," Scott mumbled and began to pull her away.
Just then a man popped up from behind the couch and slapped a handcuff onto Scott's wrist, "You're under arrest!"
"But I didn't do anything!" Scott shouted.
"Hey!" the man jerked him away from Jean, "Who's the cop here? Me or you?"
"You," sighed Scott.
"No, actually, I'm not," the man said and began dragging him away, "But I've always wanted to be one. You're going to jail. Directly to jail. Do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars." With that, the man dragged Scott to one of the lower levels and locked him up to a pipe.
Jean decided that since she had nothing better to do, she'd go rescue Scott. She followed the sound of his pitiful cries for help and easily found him.
"Hurry, Jean, use that key to unlock me!" Scott motioned to a key sitting nearby.
Jean briefly looked at it, "I have a better idea." She pulled out an axe and held it up, ready to chop.
"Wait!" Scott's eyes widened and he tried to hide behind the pipe.
"Don't worry!" Jean assured, "I chop stuff all the time! I'm really good at it."
"Well, okay..." Scott said, slightly assured.
"On the other hand..." Jean paused, "This would be great practice for my telekinetic powers." She closed her eyes and let go of the axe as it began to unsteadily float in front of her.
Scott didn't have any time to object before the axe went flying towards his head. He quickly dodged and it hit the wall behind him.
Jean opened her eyes, and scowled, "You moved!"
He looked down at the handcuffs helplessly, "Oh, if only I could shoot laser beams out of my eyes..." He stopped and thought about it for a moment, "Wait a minute, I can!" With that, he freed himself from the handcuffs and they both ran out the door.
Shortly after, they caught up with Kurt, Lance, and Pietro at a gate intended to keep the poor people from trying to save themselves.
Kurt noticed the two and grinned, "There you are. Come on, lets get out of here." He grabbed Scott and Jean by the arms and transported them to the other side of the gate.
"Hey, what about us!?" Pietro shouted. The three stared at him for a moment, then ran off in the other direction. Pietro yelled at them and called them bad words but for some reason that only made them run faster. He finally gave up and looked at Lance, "Well, now what?"
"I dunno," Lance said, "Wanna play checkers?"
Pietro looked at the foot of water they were standing in, then he looked at the gate, then shrugged, "Yeah, okay." They walked back to their room.
On deck, there was a very large crowd trying to get to the lifeboats.
"Listen up," Logan, who had been put in charge of assisting people to the lifeboats, "We only have two lifeboats left-" At that particular moment, Pyro ran up, set one of the lifeboats on fire, then ran away laughing. Logan continued, "We only have one lifeboat left. Most of you are going to die." At this, the crowd began to panic. "I'll be choosing who gets to live." He allowed a mother and her child on to the boat, then stopped the father, "Not you." He threw the man off the boat into the water. He allowed a little boy on board then tossed the boy's grandmother into the water.
"Oh no! Gramma!" cried the little boy, only to have Logan throw him into the water as well.
Several more people were thrown into the water. A man pulled away and begged to Logan, "Please don't throw me in the water! Anything but that!"
"Okay," said Logan and shot him. He turned to look at the rest of the people, "Anybody else wanna argue?"
"No," Kurt said and was shot as well.
"Kurt, no!!!" Scott gasped, "Why!?!? He owed me $10!!! What have you done!?"
Logan stared at the scene, then looked down at his gun in disbelief. He looked up at the crowd and said, "Good bye." With that, he jumped into the lifeboat and rowed away.
"Scott, what are going to do?" Jean asked worriedly, "There aren't any more lifeboats!"
Scott thought for a moment, "Well, I might just have enough time to-" Suddenly, the ship plunged under water. They managed to swim to surface and find a floating piece of debris. There was only enough room for Jean to stay on the debris so Scott stayed in the water and hold her hand.
"Promise me you'll never let go," Scott said to her.
She sniffled, "I'll never let go, Scott. I'll never let go." Suddenly, she heard her cell phone ring, "Hold on a second, Scott." She let go of his hand and answered her phone. "Hello? .....Oh, mom it's you..... No, I'm in the water with Scott...... Duncan who? Oh, never mind, I have to go." She hung up and looked back at Scott. He had stopped moving. Jean gasped, "Scott!"
He woke up with a start, "What?"
Jean breathed a sigh of relief, "For a moment there it looked like you were-"
Suddenly a shark ate Scott. Jean stared in alarm at where he had been, then looked around nervously.
Meanwhile, Jean's mother was on a lifeboat complaining about how her daughter never wanted to talk to her anymore. Everybody else was ready to push her off the boat, when she stopped complaining and asked if they could go back at get Jean.
"We would," said a man, "But something's weighing this boat down."
Everyone turned and stared at Kitty, who was shifting a couple of her bags of gold on to the floor of the boar. She noticed everyone looking at her, "What?" Soon enough, they had fixed the problem, despite Kitty's objections, and began rowing towards where everyone else was floating around in the water.
Jean was still panicking when she saw the life boat floating not far away. She tried calling out to them but she had a terrible case of laryngitis. They boat was getting further away and Jean knew she had to do something. Nearby, she saw a referee in the water with a whistle still in his mouth. Jean quickly grabbed it. She faced the direction of the lifeboat and threw the whistle, managing to hit Kitty in the back of the head.
"Ow!" Kitty held a hand to her head, "One of the dead people threw something at me!" She turned around, "Oh, it was just Jean."
And so they rescued Jean from the icy hands of death. She had never quite recovered from having Scott taken away from her, but she knew that it was for the better. That shark probably had a wife and kids. Despite it all, she grew to be a very, very old lady that liked to tell very long detailed stories about her experience, even though nobody wanted to hear about it. All she had left was the necklace that she had swiped from Kitty. She treasured it dearly until she threw it into the ocean for no reason. The unexplained action was so devastating that she died.
At this point, the dream came to an end. The professor mulled over what he had seen in Jean's mind, but decided that it would be better if he didn't.
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The end....
...of chapter 5.
Or your precious, precious reviews.
Just a note to those readers who are easily offended. There are character deaths in this chapter. A lot of them. Some are very direct, some are simply suggested. Just because a character dies, that does not mean I don't like them. In fact, I very much like some of the characters that will die. This entire fanfic is intended to not be taken seriously. That's all I have to say on the matter.
-Hizzy
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"Um.... captain?" Todd poked his head into the captain's quarters. The professor was staring out the window and didn't say anything. Todd decided to continue anyway, "I hate to say this, yo, but we hit an iceberg."
The professor still didn't look at him, but finally replied, "Yes, I know."
"Oh," Todd hesitated in the doorway for a moment, "So... aren't you going to do anything about it?"
After a moment of silence, the professor, still not look at him, tossed something at Todd, "Go fix it."
Todd looked down at the roll of duct tape, "Um, no offense or nothing, but I don't think this will fix it, yo..."
The professor finally turned to face him, "I'm the captain. I know what's best." Todd timidly nodded and backed out of the room. The professor went back to staring out the window.
Meanwhile, on the deck, Scott and Jean were busy panicking.
"Quick," Jean said, "Lets go back to my room."
Scott looked uncertainly at her, "Why?"
Jean sighed impatiently, "Look, if we're going to die, we might as well die in style." He continued staring at her until she finally dragged him off to her room.
"But, Jean," Scott tried, "We need to hurry and get on to one of the life boats. There's only five of them and they fill up fast. Just grab something really valuable so we can sell it and start our new lives."
Jean pulled something out of her pocket, "What about this necklace I stole from Kitty? It looks like it's worth a lot."
"Perfect," Scott said, "Now grab that naked picture I drew of you and lets get out of here."
"Naked picture!?" she exclaimed.
"Uh... never mind," Scott mumbled and began to pull her away.
Just then a man popped up from behind the couch and slapped a handcuff onto Scott's wrist, "You're under arrest!"
"But I didn't do anything!" Scott shouted.
"Hey!" the man jerked him away from Jean, "Who's the cop here? Me or you?"
"You," sighed Scott.
"No, actually, I'm not," the man said and began dragging him away, "But I've always wanted to be one. You're going to jail. Directly to jail. Do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars." With that, the man dragged Scott to one of the lower levels and locked him up to a pipe.
Jean decided that since she had nothing better to do, she'd go rescue Scott. She followed the sound of his pitiful cries for help and easily found him.
"Hurry, Jean, use that key to unlock me!" Scott motioned to a key sitting nearby.
Jean briefly looked at it, "I have a better idea." She pulled out an axe and held it up, ready to chop.
"Wait!" Scott's eyes widened and he tried to hide behind the pipe.
"Don't worry!" Jean assured, "I chop stuff all the time! I'm really good at it."
"Well, okay..." Scott said, slightly assured.
"On the other hand..." Jean paused, "This would be great practice for my telekinetic powers." She closed her eyes and let go of the axe as it began to unsteadily float in front of her.
Scott didn't have any time to object before the axe went flying towards his head. He quickly dodged and it hit the wall behind him.
Jean opened her eyes, and scowled, "You moved!"
He looked down at the handcuffs helplessly, "Oh, if only I could shoot laser beams out of my eyes..." He stopped and thought about it for a moment, "Wait a minute, I can!" With that, he freed himself from the handcuffs and they both ran out the door.
Shortly after, they caught up with Kurt, Lance, and Pietro at a gate intended to keep the poor people from trying to save themselves.
Kurt noticed the two and grinned, "There you are. Come on, lets get out of here." He grabbed Scott and Jean by the arms and transported them to the other side of the gate.
"Hey, what about us!?" Pietro shouted. The three stared at him for a moment, then ran off in the other direction. Pietro yelled at them and called them bad words but for some reason that only made them run faster. He finally gave up and looked at Lance, "Well, now what?"
"I dunno," Lance said, "Wanna play checkers?"
Pietro looked at the foot of water they were standing in, then he looked at the gate, then shrugged, "Yeah, okay." They walked back to their room.
On deck, there was a very large crowd trying to get to the lifeboats.
"Listen up," Logan, who had been put in charge of assisting people to the lifeboats, "We only have two lifeboats left-" At that particular moment, Pyro ran up, set one of the lifeboats on fire, then ran away laughing. Logan continued, "We only have one lifeboat left. Most of you are going to die." At this, the crowd began to panic. "I'll be choosing who gets to live." He allowed a mother and her child on to the boat, then stopped the father, "Not you." He threw the man off the boat into the water. He allowed a little boy on board then tossed the boy's grandmother into the water.
"Oh no! Gramma!" cried the little boy, only to have Logan throw him into the water as well.
Several more people were thrown into the water. A man pulled away and begged to Logan, "Please don't throw me in the water! Anything but that!"
"Okay," said Logan and shot him. He turned to look at the rest of the people, "Anybody else wanna argue?"
"No," Kurt said and was shot as well.
"Kurt, no!!!" Scott gasped, "Why!?!? He owed me $10!!! What have you done!?"
Logan stared at the scene, then looked down at his gun in disbelief. He looked up at the crowd and said, "Good bye." With that, he jumped into the lifeboat and rowed away.
"Scott, what are going to do?" Jean asked worriedly, "There aren't any more lifeboats!"
Scott thought for a moment, "Well, I might just have enough time to-" Suddenly, the ship plunged under water. They managed to swim to surface and find a floating piece of debris. There was only enough room for Jean to stay on the debris so Scott stayed in the water and hold her hand.
"Promise me you'll never let go," Scott said to her.
She sniffled, "I'll never let go, Scott. I'll never let go." Suddenly, she heard her cell phone ring, "Hold on a second, Scott." She let go of his hand and answered her phone. "Hello? .....Oh, mom it's you..... No, I'm in the water with Scott...... Duncan who? Oh, never mind, I have to go." She hung up and looked back at Scott. He had stopped moving. Jean gasped, "Scott!"
He woke up with a start, "What?"
Jean breathed a sigh of relief, "For a moment there it looked like you were-"
Suddenly a shark ate Scott. Jean stared in alarm at where he had been, then looked around nervously.
Meanwhile, Jean's mother was on a lifeboat complaining about how her daughter never wanted to talk to her anymore. Everybody else was ready to push her off the boat, when she stopped complaining and asked if they could go back at get Jean.
"We would," said a man, "But something's weighing this boat down."
Everyone turned and stared at Kitty, who was shifting a couple of her bags of gold on to the floor of the boar. She noticed everyone looking at her, "What?" Soon enough, they had fixed the problem, despite Kitty's objections, and began rowing towards where everyone else was floating around in the water.
Jean was still panicking when she saw the life boat floating not far away. She tried calling out to them but she had a terrible case of laryngitis. They boat was getting further away and Jean knew she had to do something. Nearby, she saw a referee in the water with a whistle still in his mouth. Jean quickly grabbed it. She faced the direction of the lifeboat and threw the whistle, managing to hit Kitty in the back of the head.
"Ow!" Kitty held a hand to her head, "One of the dead people threw something at me!" She turned around, "Oh, it was just Jean."
And so they rescued Jean from the icy hands of death. She had never quite recovered from having Scott taken away from her, but she knew that it was for the better. That shark probably had a wife and kids. Despite it all, she grew to be a very, very old lady that liked to tell very long detailed stories about her experience, even though nobody wanted to hear about it. All she had left was the necklace that she had swiped from Kitty. She treasured it dearly until she threw it into the ocean for no reason. The unexplained action was so devastating that she died.
At this point, the dream came to an end. The professor mulled over what he had seen in Jean's mind, but decided that it would be better if he didn't.
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The end....
...of chapter 5.