Bishonen Beware

Chapter Four

*AN:

Lana: Konnichiwa minna! ^^ This's MY chapter, and will probably get flamed, but at least Riina here is going to be back soon, so you can look forward to that at least! *glomps c-authoress* At least SOMEONE here can write, even if _I_ can't. *sniff* R&R folks! Or face Faia's wrath. *points to cat who is sleeping in front of a large, EMPTY bag of kitty treats.* Eh, heh heh. ^^;;;;

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It took a while to get Lana to stop trying to maime Riina.

"SOUNDS like it's deep too. Come on girly, let's get you fixed up." Kouji said with a grin.

"ONE, don't call me 'girly'. TWO you have to be broken in the first place to be 'fixed', and I'm FINE." Lana insisted, looking annoyed.

Kouji just chuckled, then suddenly picked Lana up and threw her over his shoulder.

"PUT ME DOWN YA-!!!!!" Lana yelled, starting to name off things that made the two seishi's and monks eyes widen, and Riina blush.

"I'm VERY sorry. She doesn't react well to a pain." Riina told them, going chibi with a beet red face.

By now they had reached a room with two beds, a dresser with various decorations that looked to be stolen from wealthy people, which, Riina reminded herself, they probably were.

Kouji went over to one of the drawers while the girls sat on the bed, and pulled out a bottle and some herbs and bandages. Lana was fighting to stay awake.

"Now, drink this. It'll help while we put in the herbs. They're gona probably burn like heck." Kouji told her, and when Lana opened her mouth to protest, he poured some amber liquid down it. She coughed for a while, before finally swallowing it down and suddenly got a grin on her face, eyes going half-lidded.

"*Umm*... What'd you do ta 'er?" Tasuki asked, looking from Lana to Riina, who had seen the face, and started edging for the door.

"It's just gonna make 'er loopy for a while, but it'll wear off." Kouji answered, staring at Lana who was now nodding her head to music that wasn't there. Suddenly she began singing *insert FY song here*, and Riina yipped, running forward and clapping her hand across the girls mouth.

"Lana gets extremely weird when she's like this. I'd advise you to bandage her up and get out of here." Riina warned grimly.

Kouji quickly obeyed, and when Lana was out danger of bleeding to death, which she was never in, Lana asked in a still fuzzy voice, "Oy, Riina, get your backpack. I wanna listen to some CDs." Lana said, shaking her head and trying to clear it of the weird feeling.

"Da! My backpack!" Riina yipped, looking frantically around and making Lana jump a mile high, then hold her head and groan in pain.

"Riina, shut up. I got one helluva head-" she suddenly stopped, and glared at Kouji. "There was sake in that junk, wasn't there?" she growled.

"Yeah, so?" he asked innocently, and Lana added this to her mile long list of reasons to hurt him when she got better.

"Wait a minute, you LOST the backpack?!" Lana suddenly yelped, jumping up in shock, then promptly whimpering and holding her head.

"Baka, she's never drank pure sake before." Riina scolded the three men, who looked shocked, than said quietly to Lana, "We HAVE to find that backpack before someone else does."

"Hai." Lana groaned, and tried to stand up.

Without much success. She ended up swaying for a second, then falling against Kouji, who grinned guiltily at her accusing look.

"You're going to regret it when I can see straight again." Lana growled. "And that's a promise."

"Right, and the cows can fly." Riina muttered dryly and rolled her eyes.

"Okay. YOU. Into the bed. Right now." She said in mother like tone and helped Lana into the bed and under the covers.

"But. But." Lana sleepily tried

"No buts. You're gona sleep that hangover out kittling." Riina said tightly and raised a brow to Lana and tugged her in.

"Yes mommy." She grumped and turned over on her side, falling a sleep almost immediately.

"And YOU." Riina sharply turned to face Tasuki, Chichiri and sligthly blushing Kouji.

"Out. I can take care of her when she wakes up…" She promptly shooed the men towards the door.

Kouji scratched the back of his head and smiled sheepishly.

"I'm really sorry y'know. I didn't know that she'd over react to it so strongly."

"'S okay. It needed to be done." Riina sighed and waved her hand.

"Just don't come banging the doors on the tomorrow morning too early, or she really will beat you up Kouji-chan" she smiled cheerfully.

"G'night everyone, and thank you for letting us stay here. See ya tomorrow." She nodded to Chichiri and Tasuki.

"Wait, how did ya…" Tasuki started but the door was firmly shut in front of his face.

"Itai." He rubbed his nose "*Grrrr* Damn women…" Tasuki muttered when the three of them walked back to the dining hall.

"Aah. Daijobou Tasuki-kun no da. You are such an hot head y'know. You should try to calm down a bit na no da" Chichiri chuckled as he rustled the flaming hair of his friend playfully.

"Yea! Ya have lots to learn about of how t' treat a girl from yer dashingly good looking friend, Genrou." Kouji laughed and took a pose. Which was slightly ruined when Tasuki whacked his friend with his Tessen.

"Aw, will ya fucking can it Kouji." Tasuki smirked and pinned his friend into a playful headlock.

"Ya know I hate de fucking women." He rubbed roughly his knuckles at Kouji's dark blue hair as they entered to the hall.

"Ow, ow, ow. Leggo! Yer ruining my hair." Kouji mock complained and twisted himself free.

"Yeah, right. Whit yer looks it'd only be improvement." Tasuki teased and sat back to the table they had had earlier on that evening and turned suddenly serious.

"I don't trust 'em 'Chiri. Gods knows I don't. There's something weird about them" he looked darkly at Chichiri "And it's not 'cuz they're some girls." he snapped to Kouji, who was about to say some smart ass remarks, but wisely shut his mouth.

"The older one didn't tell the whole truth about them. But I didn't sense any threat or danger from them" Chichiri agreed with his soft low voice and even his mask looked thoughtful.

"C'mon ya two. We'll talk to them more on the morning." Kouji yawned and suddenly grinned "As soon as that Genrou's kittling'll get over of her hangover…. " he smirked.

Another well aimed swing of Tessen met once again Kouji's head.

"I told ya. SHE. *whack* IS. *hit* NOT. *poke* MY. *slam* BLODY. *thud* KITTLING!!! *pokepokewhackpoke *" Chibi Tasuki assaulted at Kouji, who laughed and did his best to dodge the fast seishi's blows.

"What ever you say Genrou."

Back on the girls room Riina flopped to the free bed.

"Ho boy. Aren't we screwed…" she murmured tiredly in Finnish, glancing one more time to the slightly snoring Lana's direction, before falling asleep her self.

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Okay… Another short sided chap, but the next one is gona be longer one! Honest! *sighs and drops her head against the keyboard* Been up the last almost 24 hours, so don't expect anything coherent from me for a while, especially when I'm thinkin' in Brittish/Irish accent. Anywho. See ya on th' next chapter! ^^ Cheers! But before I'm off, some review rants!

Chiri26 – I was more thinking of putting her into a box and via airmail, but… Anyway, there's gona be some new material in the next chapter. As I recall, Lana only updated for 4 chapters.

Songwind – Thank you. ^^ I do appreciate that as good writer like you, is reviewing the fic. The powers and what is going on, will be explained in future chapters.