Now, I'm sure ALL of you were wondering "Where was Pyro's cameo!?" Well, he was there. He was hiding behind a squirrel. You just didn't see him. So it's really your fault for not being more observant.
Anyway… Review my fanfic, please. You're lack of reviews is very discouraging.
Hizzy
'Okay… now I REEEEALLY have to go to bed,' Xavier thought. He was feeling just a little sleepy and Logan was getting really annoyed that he had to keep waking him up at noon every day. Thinking about that, Xavier realized that he'd never once looked at any of Logan's dreams. He had always been a little nervous to. For some reason, he always just expected the dream to be about Logan killing people. But Logan was such a sweet caring person and would never even hurt anyone. So, with that, Xavier moved his way into Logan's dream, which had just started.
Everyone at the institute had just seated themselves at the dining room table and waited for Xavier to arrive. They sat around in awkward silence until said quietly entered. He pulled up to the head of the table. Then there was more awkward silence.
Xavier spoke up so suddenly it made everyone jump, "Good news, everyone!"
"We can eat?" Kurt asked hopefully. He looked eagerly at his food and wagged his tail.
Xavier chuckled, "Of course not. I have even better news. We're going on a winter vacation to the tropics." At this, the students began excitedly speaking amongst each other. "Everyone except Kurt and Rogue," he quickly added.
The said students stared at him in disbelief. Kurt bamfed himself closer to the professor, "But why!?"
"I've asked you several times to clean your room," the professor shook a finger at Kurt, "And it's still a mess. Maybe this will teach you to listen to me."
Kurt was about to plead his case further, but Rogue pushed him out of the way, "What about me, professor!? My room's clean!"
"Yes, well…" Xavier paused for a moment as he chose his words carefully, "We talked it over and decided that your just not the sort of person to be taken to the tropics. For one thing, your skin is unnaturally pale, and you would scare all the children."
Rogue stared at him in shock, "WHAT!? You can't leave me and Kurt here alone while you all go off on a vacation!"
Xavier chuckled and patted her shoulder softly, "You won't be alone. Logan has volunteered to stay behind as well."
Rogue cast a glance back at Logan, who was currently picking his teeth with a claw, and she quickly looked back at Xavier, "Please! Please don't leave me here with him!"
"Now, now, Rouge. Settle down," Xavier held a hand up, "You and Kurt will be fine."
"No we won't! Come on, Kurt, help me out here!" She looked around for Kurt but he was nowhere to be seen.
Moments later, Kurt reappeared in the room next to the professor, "There! I cleaned it! Go see for yourself!"
Xavier shook his head, "I'm sorry Kurt. Our plans are already made. We're leaving-" He glanced down at his watch, "In five minutes. Everybody go get packed! If your not ready we're leaving you here with Logan." All the other students quickly got up and ran from the room. "Logan, keep them in line while I'm gone," Xaiver added before he also left the room.
Kurt and Rogue sat down sadly and said nothing for the next few minutes. The other students finished packing in record time and all began to exit the building. Evan came up to Kurt and handed him a container of fish food.
"Make sure to feed Mr. Bubbles for me," Evan said cheerfully, then noticed how down Kurt looked, "Oh, hey man, don't feel bad. Just remember that while you're here in the snow with Rogue and Logan, I'll be in the tropics having fun with everyone else." He grabbed all his stuff and caught up with Kitty, then said louder than he intended, "I'd hate to be Kurt right now!" Moments later, all the students had left and there was silence.
Logan looked from Kurt to Rogue and at their identical miserable expressions. They stayed that way for a couple minutes, then sighed. Somewhere in the distance, a violin played a sad tune.
Twenty minutes later, Logan came back from wherever it is he goes, and saw that Kurt and Rogue both still wore their miserable expressions. He grunted in annoyance, "What're you moping about? Just because we're not in the tropics doesn't mean you have to sit around feeling sorry for yourselves."
"I'm sorry, but hanging around with you and Kurt isn't exactly my idea of a fun time," Rogue muttered.
"Hey!" Kurt huffed.
"I'm not that bad," Logan said gruffly, "I'm might not be 'with it' but I know how to have fun." Kurt and Rogue both raised an eyebrow and the three stared at each other for an awkward moment. Finally, Logan tried again, "Uh… You kids want some beer?" He wondered if beer was still cool.
That night the three had eventually resolved their differences and decided to make the most of the months they would spend together. Logan let them stay up all night watching R-rated movies, if they agreed to leave him alone. It was a deal they could all live with.
Logan stalked down the hall, bored. He usually just fought with people but nobody had come around since Xavier and the students left, about a week ago. So he just wandered aimlessly. He was just passing by the lounge, where there was currently a party going on, when he realized something was terribly wrong. Not only were there no parties allowed at the institute, but the party guests were none other than the Acolytes.
Outraged, Logan marched into the room to give them a piece of his mind, despite the fact that they were all obviously wasted.
"All of you get out of here or I'll-" Logan began with his claws extended, but was cut off as John ran into with a flaming lampshade on his head.
Pyro stared at Logan, mistaking him for Magneto, "Why'ya always gotta be such a stiff?" With that he fell over and laughed insanely as the rug caught fire.
Logan backed away from the scene, only to bump into Piotr, who was currently dancing the robot to the tune of Remy's drunken karaoke rendition of 'What a Girl Wants.' Logan was about to put an end to the apparent fun, when he noticed Sabretooth passed out at the bar.
"You! You're behind this, aren't you!?" Logan snarled at him, to which Sabertooth only continued being passed out, thus causing Logan to become more enraged, "YOU - ME - OUTSIDE!" Sabertooth fell out of his stool and onto the ground. Logan stared at him for a moment, then snorted, "Yeah, that's what THOUGHT."
Logan was startled as he noticed Lance on the other side of the bar. "What're YOU doing here?" he demanded.
Lance rolled his eyes, "Haven't you ever seen a bartender before?" Logan could think of several things wrong with that, but before he could open his mouth, Lance continued, "Xavier hired me to do this, since he thinks you're too incompetent to do it on your own."
Logan was about to wonder why Xavier would hire Lance of all people, let alone the fact they weren't permitted to have alcohol of any kind in the institute, but instead began to wonder if he really was incompetent, "Really? Charles said I'm incompetent?"
"He said a lot of things about you," Lance said archly.
Logan raised an eyebrow, "Like what?"
"Nothing big… just that he doesn't think you'll be able to handle the responsibilities of caring for the institute by yourself all winter. This is all just his way of seeing you fail so that he can finally fire you like he's always wanted to do," Lance shrugged.
"That doesn't sound like something the professor would say," Logan narrowed his eyes at the boy, "Why should I believe anything you say?"
Lance looked nervous for a moment, then replied, "Because Xavier said you should?"
"Oh, okay," Logan stopped glaring at him. Xavier wouldn't tell him to trust Lance if Lance was to not be trusted. Of course, after all those things Xavier had said about him, Logan just didn't know what to believe anymore. "I'll show HIM who's incompetent!" Logan finally burst, "I'm going to be the best damn caretaker this place has ever seen!" With a new flare of confidence, Logan proceeded out of the room to do some caretaking.
Lance watched him leave and a mischievous smile crossed his face. It was all going according to plan. He glanced over at Piotr, John, and Remy who were now all leaning against each other's shoulders, sobbing, while singing 'Total Eclipse of the Heart.' Lance let out an exasperated sigh.
Rogue stared at the neatly trimmed hedge that went well above her head. She walked around it until she found an entrance, then curiously entered. 'Since when do we have a hedge maze!?' she thought. After following the pathway for a while, she finally found an open area at the middle, where Logan was. He was occupied with one area of the hedges, where he was using his claws to trim it.
"Logan!?" Rogue ran over to where he was, "Did you do this!?"
"Yeah," he grunted, admiring his work, "Why? You think this is the sort of thing competent people do?"
"Sure…" Rogue raised an eyebrow at him. She cast a glance back in the direction of the institute and shuddered. "But those hedge animals you made are really creepy.
For a moment Logan looked distressed, "Do you think Xavier won't like them? He'll think I'm incompetent!?"
"No, no!" Rogue said quickly. A distressed Logan was something nobody wanted, "I'm sure the professor will love them! He told me before he left, 'competent people are always making creepy hedge animals.'"
Logan stared at her for a moment, then smiled inwardly. Then he noticed Rogue looking at him curiously. He cleared his throat and put on a serious expression, "Well, I have some manly stuff to do now." With that, he headed off to knit some doilies.
End part one of Logan's dream. In case you haven't already figured it out, this is a parody of the Shining. If you haven't seen/read it, you should. It's a great movie/book. There are actually two versions of the movie. There was a mini series and the more known movie with Jack Nicolson, which was great. The book was great too. I'll probably add in parts from both the movie and the book. Yippy skippy!
Anyway, I was going to write more on this chapter, but I know I've made everyone wait so long. And I have a sudden urge to work on my other fanfic, Bad Love. I love both of my fanfics so… And that one hasn't been getting attention.
Anyway… Review my fanfic, please. You're lack of reviews is very discouraging.
Hizzy
'Okay… now I REEEEALLY have to go to bed,' Xavier thought. He was feeling just a little sleepy and Logan was getting really annoyed that he had to keep waking him up at noon every day. Thinking about that, Xavier realized that he'd never once looked at any of Logan's dreams. He had always been a little nervous to. For some reason, he always just expected the dream to be about Logan killing people. But Logan was such a sweet caring person and would never even hurt anyone. So, with that, Xavier moved his way into Logan's dream, which had just started.
Everyone at the institute had just seated themselves at the dining room table and waited for Xavier to arrive. They sat around in awkward silence until said quietly entered. He pulled up to the head of the table. Then there was more awkward silence.
Xavier spoke up so suddenly it made everyone jump, "Good news, everyone!"
"We can eat?" Kurt asked hopefully. He looked eagerly at his food and wagged his tail.
Xavier chuckled, "Of course not. I have even better news. We're going on a winter vacation to the tropics." At this, the students began excitedly speaking amongst each other. "Everyone except Kurt and Rogue," he quickly added.
The said students stared at him in disbelief. Kurt bamfed himself closer to the professor, "But why!?"
"I've asked you several times to clean your room," the professor shook a finger at Kurt, "And it's still a mess. Maybe this will teach you to listen to me."
Kurt was about to plead his case further, but Rogue pushed him out of the way, "What about me, professor!? My room's clean!"
"Yes, well…" Xavier paused for a moment as he chose his words carefully, "We talked it over and decided that your just not the sort of person to be taken to the tropics. For one thing, your skin is unnaturally pale, and you would scare all the children."
Rogue stared at him in shock, "WHAT!? You can't leave me and Kurt here alone while you all go off on a vacation!"
Xavier chuckled and patted her shoulder softly, "You won't be alone. Logan has volunteered to stay behind as well."
Rogue cast a glance back at Logan, who was currently picking his teeth with a claw, and she quickly looked back at Xavier, "Please! Please don't leave me here with him!"
"Now, now, Rouge. Settle down," Xavier held a hand up, "You and Kurt will be fine."
"No we won't! Come on, Kurt, help me out here!" She looked around for Kurt but he was nowhere to be seen.
Moments later, Kurt reappeared in the room next to the professor, "There! I cleaned it! Go see for yourself!"
Xavier shook his head, "I'm sorry Kurt. Our plans are already made. We're leaving-" He glanced down at his watch, "In five minutes. Everybody go get packed! If your not ready we're leaving you here with Logan." All the other students quickly got up and ran from the room. "Logan, keep them in line while I'm gone," Xaiver added before he also left the room.
Kurt and Rogue sat down sadly and said nothing for the next few minutes. The other students finished packing in record time and all began to exit the building. Evan came up to Kurt and handed him a container of fish food.
"Make sure to feed Mr. Bubbles for me," Evan said cheerfully, then noticed how down Kurt looked, "Oh, hey man, don't feel bad. Just remember that while you're here in the snow with Rogue and Logan, I'll be in the tropics having fun with everyone else." He grabbed all his stuff and caught up with Kitty, then said louder than he intended, "I'd hate to be Kurt right now!" Moments later, all the students had left and there was silence.
Logan looked from Kurt to Rogue and at their identical miserable expressions. They stayed that way for a couple minutes, then sighed. Somewhere in the distance, a violin played a sad tune.
Twenty minutes later, Logan came back from wherever it is he goes, and saw that Kurt and Rogue both still wore their miserable expressions. He grunted in annoyance, "What're you moping about? Just because we're not in the tropics doesn't mean you have to sit around feeling sorry for yourselves."
"I'm sorry, but hanging around with you and Kurt isn't exactly my idea of a fun time," Rogue muttered.
"Hey!" Kurt huffed.
"I'm not that bad," Logan said gruffly, "I'm might not be 'with it' but I know how to have fun." Kurt and Rogue both raised an eyebrow and the three stared at each other for an awkward moment. Finally, Logan tried again, "Uh… You kids want some beer?" He wondered if beer was still cool.
That night the three had eventually resolved their differences and decided to make the most of the months they would spend together. Logan let them stay up all night watching R-rated movies, if they agreed to leave him alone. It was a deal they could all live with.
Logan stalked down the hall, bored. He usually just fought with people but nobody had come around since Xavier and the students left, about a week ago. So he just wandered aimlessly. He was just passing by the lounge, where there was currently a party going on, when he realized something was terribly wrong. Not only were there no parties allowed at the institute, but the party guests were none other than the Acolytes.
Outraged, Logan marched into the room to give them a piece of his mind, despite the fact that they were all obviously wasted.
"All of you get out of here or I'll-" Logan began with his claws extended, but was cut off as John ran into with a flaming lampshade on his head.
Pyro stared at Logan, mistaking him for Magneto, "Why'ya always gotta be such a stiff?" With that he fell over and laughed insanely as the rug caught fire.
Logan backed away from the scene, only to bump into Piotr, who was currently dancing the robot to the tune of Remy's drunken karaoke rendition of 'What a Girl Wants.' Logan was about to put an end to the apparent fun, when he noticed Sabretooth passed out at the bar.
"You! You're behind this, aren't you!?" Logan snarled at him, to which Sabertooth only continued being passed out, thus causing Logan to become more enraged, "YOU - ME - OUTSIDE!" Sabertooth fell out of his stool and onto the ground. Logan stared at him for a moment, then snorted, "Yeah, that's what THOUGHT."
Logan was startled as he noticed Lance on the other side of the bar. "What're YOU doing here?" he demanded.
Lance rolled his eyes, "Haven't you ever seen a bartender before?" Logan could think of several things wrong with that, but before he could open his mouth, Lance continued, "Xavier hired me to do this, since he thinks you're too incompetent to do it on your own."
Logan was about to wonder why Xavier would hire Lance of all people, let alone the fact they weren't permitted to have alcohol of any kind in the institute, but instead began to wonder if he really was incompetent, "Really? Charles said I'm incompetent?"
"He said a lot of things about you," Lance said archly.
Logan raised an eyebrow, "Like what?"
"Nothing big… just that he doesn't think you'll be able to handle the responsibilities of caring for the institute by yourself all winter. This is all just his way of seeing you fail so that he can finally fire you like he's always wanted to do," Lance shrugged.
"That doesn't sound like something the professor would say," Logan narrowed his eyes at the boy, "Why should I believe anything you say?"
Lance looked nervous for a moment, then replied, "Because Xavier said you should?"
"Oh, okay," Logan stopped glaring at him. Xavier wouldn't tell him to trust Lance if Lance was to not be trusted. Of course, after all those things Xavier had said about him, Logan just didn't know what to believe anymore. "I'll show HIM who's incompetent!" Logan finally burst, "I'm going to be the best damn caretaker this place has ever seen!" With a new flare of confidence, Logan proceeded out of the room to do some caretaking.
Lance watched him leave and a mischievous smile crossed his face. It was all going according to plan. He glanced over at Piotr, John, and Remy who were now all leaning against each other's shoulders, sobbing, while singing 'Total Eclipse of the Heart.' Lance let out an exasperated sigh.
Rogue stared at the neatly trimmed hedge that went well above her head. She walked around it until she found an entrance, then curiously entered. 'Since when do we have a hedge maze!?' she thought. After following the pathway for a while, she finally found an open area at the middle, where Logan was. He was occupied with one area of the hedges, where he was using his claws to trim it.
"Logan!?" Rogue ran over to where he was, "Did you do this!?"
"Yeah," he grunted, admiring his work, "Why? You think this is the sort of thing competent people do?"
"Sure…" Rogue raised an eyebrow at him. She cast a glance back in the direction of the institute and shuddered. "But those hedge animals you made are really creepy.
For a moment Logan looked distressed, "Do you think Xavier won't like them? He'll think I'm incompetent!?"
"No, no!" Rogue said quickly. A distressed Logan was something nobody wanted, "I'm sure the professor will love them! He told me before he left, 'competent people are always making creepy hedge animals.'"
Logan stared at her for a moment, then smiled inwardly. Then he noticed Rogue looking at him curiously. He cleared his throat and put on a serious expression, "Well, I have some manly stuff to do now." With that, he headed off to knit some doilies.
End part one of Logan's dream. In case you haven't already figured it out, this is a parody of the Shining. If you haven't seen/read it, you should. It's a great movie/book. There are actually two versions of the movie. There was a mini series and the more known movie with Jack Nicolson, which was great. The book was great too. I'll probably add in parts from both the movie and the book. Yippy skippy!
Anyway, I was going to write more on this chapter, but I know I've made everyone wait so long. And I have a sudden urge to work on my other fanfic, Bad Love. I love both of my fanfics so… And that one hasn't been getting attention.