Chapter two……………the actual story!...maybe. We would like to note that Morgan only understands pigeon talk. Not Dagda the puffa cat talk.

MORGANS POV

Its not fair. My head hurts, I'm boyfriendless, my head hurts, and Mary K is worshiping her toothbrushes too loudly!

"Brusha, Brusha, Brusha it's a brand new toothbrush! Oh so new and shiny! Oh I love my tooth brush!" And my head hurts…..hold the phone; I got shot…then resurrected….by the evil bitch boyfriend stealer! (A.N Becca. Nuh uh! He chose me bitch!) So the bullet must still be in my head. (A.N Mwa ha ha!) And worst of all there are no eggs left! (A.N Jo What? Quit looking at me.) And these authors are arguing in my brain! (A.N all What brain?) GET OUT! (A.N all mumbling randomly Uh…soz…we'll go…sorry…oops I think I squished something!...urg…were going).

Huh surprisingly my head ach has vanished. I'm missing a circle…I don't want to go. Hunter will be there…it's not fair. He seemed so useless when he was about. He was useless when he was about. But he's so damn good looking. Sob. Sulk. Moan.

"Meow" I looked down to find Dagda. My puffa cat. He's grey and puffy and cute what a comforting site!

"Hello, you'll never leave me will you cutie!" I stoked him.

"That would be because you've chained me to a wall! You insane puffa kitty killer!"

"Aw…your so sweet with your little meows you love me don't you!"

"No"

"Yes you do Mr Cutie Kitty, yes you do"

"Your really not getting this are you."

"Aww I wish you were smart enough to talk"

"I'm a hell of a lot smarter than you!"

"And be my personal fluffy calculator"

"5262.584 x 57.767-657.25 is 314,899.8399"

"And then when you die I'll make a big fluffy coat out of you for Mary K's tooth brushes." Dagda's eyes go wide and he faints. Did I do that? I quickly shove him under the bed. I'll skin him later…

MARY K

"All hail the new member to our toothbrush gods!" I chanted. "He has been born of the toothbrush factory and now he has been promoted to the godliness of toothbrush gods!"

"Oom be-ada, oom be-ad!" Bob-Chuck chanted the traditional welcome chant.

"And now he is a member of the holy circle of toothbrushes!" I finished

"Yay, so that you can take them away on holiday and leave me behind trying to find you!" He won't let that go! Sheesh!

"Well your just crappy at the game you should have been able to find me in New York." I argued.

"Its not my fault I'm crap at hide and seek! I'm imaginary you made me crap at every game so you could win!" How does he know that?

"I did not! I am outraged! I made you the best at all games I win out of pure skill!" He can really get on my nerves sometimes why did my mind make him so damn smart?

"Yes of course you did, I'm the best at all games that's why Toby the snail managed to beat me in that race!" Pfh!

"I'll have you know Toby is a very talented member of my teddies!"

"He's a bloody stuffed toy!" Did Bob-Chuck just say that!

"Do not swear in the presence of the holy vessels! And Toby is not a stuffed toy he's a real boy!"

"One, he's a snail. Two he's a stuffed snail. Three I'll bloody swear in front of your stupid toothbrushes if I want! Four I'm leaving you!"

"Fine! I never liked you anyway you evil toothiest imaginary weirdo!"

"At least I don't leave my friends to live in a garbage bin while I go on holiday to New York to find the rest of the holy family of TOOTHBRUSHES!"

"I'm hurt. I'm really hurt."

"That's because your sitting on a toothbrush." Noooooo! I rescue it quickly! I'm sorry!

"I'm so sorry! Noooo! I'm too late! It's gone!"

"You are such a retard I'm going to live with Alisa…she's cute."

"Alisa?"

"She was hanging around in your fan club group and you've never noticed her!"

"Uh…. nope."

"She's a friend of Jaycee's"

"Ahhhh! I see, so you're leaving me for her!"

"Em yes actually." I watched him go and I knew had just walked out of my life…..FOREVER! I carefully pick up my toothbrushes packing them in there special cases. I can't believe he's g-g-gone! Sob!... Oh well no rest for the holy.

"Morgan I'm going to Jaycee's!"

"I'm dealing with my pain!"

"You can only deal with your pain if you regain your faith!"

"My Christian faith?"

"No, your toothbrush faith!"

"Screw you, you scary little psycho sister!"

"I'm going!"

"Go then!"

"Tutalafruit!"

"Bon boyage, psycho!"

"Aufwiedersehn"

"So long fair well aufwiedersehn good bye!"
"The hills are alive with the sound of music!" We both sang the whole movie out. Then Morgan threw a ball of her unholy fire at my head so I left this house of sin! Never to return again! Until the next book…..c ya all! I loof you! Sob! I'll miss we mean Morgan

To do list-

-Pull bullet out of brain

-Cry

-Hit Rebecca on the head with giant purple egg
-Cry

-Brake egg!

-Cry

-Get shot in the head

-Cry

-Die

-Do circle by my norminated self, try and levitate…… a peanut

(A.N we'll be back…..maybe but we only got 1 review so were sad and if theres no more reviews then we will stop)