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August 21, 2006 (Wyanet)
Well that was interesting. Me and Kiram caught Zai and some dude from our 'job' making out in the back alley. It was sooo funny though. Kiram, being well Kiram, had to go up to see the guy. I'm guessing she was only trying to get his attention. But all hell broke loose. She scared the shit outta that guy causing him to knock himself out and land on her.
Zai was twitching and Kiram was so red. She finally got the dude off her (she wasn't really trying at first, typical Kiram behavior. She sees a hot guy and what little knowledge in that head of hers evaporates into thin air and the only thing left in there is-
HOT GUY! HOT GUY! REALLY HOTT GUY! I MEAN SMOKIN' HOTT!! HOT GUY! ME LIKE HOT GUYS! HOT GUY RADAR GOINGCRAZY! OH SO HOTT!!!!!!
It's like a little message board that keeps repeating itself. It scrolls slowly across her brain repeating itself. Like it does any good though I know don't she actually read the message, that would mean she would have to concentrate on that and not the way a guy looks. It would take to much energy to do both) and bolted. I couldn't help but laugh. Zai even joined in.
Still that doesn't make amends. But would it really do any good? No, I highly doubt it would. Which reminds me…
Notes to self…
Never be a waitress. Or anything that gives ugly freaks a chance to get anywhere near me. Ever!
Kill Kiram.
Kill Kiram. And….
Kill Kiram.
That damn bitch made me go to the mall. Not only that (which is bad enough by itself if you hadn't already noticed), but also had to blackmail me into trying on bathing suits. Bikini style! Right when that baka showed up too. I swear she had that planned. Stupid little matchmaker wanna be.
I'm sure all of the guys had a good laugh. Especially after I took Kiram's big tub (I swear I don't know where she got it but damn the thing was huge!) of ice cream I mean 'sweet snow' (as she calls it) and well lets just say cooled him off, and I'll leave it at that.
Oh yeah. We have to go to school tomorrow. Yusuke threatened to hog-tie us if he had to. Keiko's giving him a hard time again.
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I like my notes to self don't you? My author notes are great too. Kiram's jealous. She wants to write the author notes or at least have a comment in them. But she doesn't seem to be living with me at the moment (real world for all you Kiram's out there). Thank god. Hopefully that won't happen any time soon. Then she got the bright (I need to find a light bulb to insert-dammit! Jesus I really need to change classes) idea that I would think of something Kiram would say and put that in. Like I wanna think like her…OH HOT GUY! OOOHH HOT GUY OVER THERE! AND THERE! WOW SO MANY HOT GUYS! HOW DO I CHOOSE?!…Raging hormones. We were just discussing sex cells in biology too. The demonstration was great, two guys (you wouldn't know, which sucks it would be great if you did) had to cross legs (one guys leg over the other guys leg) and all this time the teach is saying 'Not in a perverted way.' Not in a perverted way my ass. The guys liked 'acting' it out though.