The Stitch Files - The Creation
By stitch62619
Lab log entry 10322.4
Experiment number - 626
Objective/s
- To not make stupid flaw like made with 625
- The ultimate, indestructible master of mayhem
- Not to be forgetting that paper is not living lifeform
My efforts to prove myself genius with Experiment 625 has resulted in little success, so I am having high hopes for my newest creation, 626. I must not to be writing in non-living life form for to long today, as am planning to start on 626. I have thought of two new abilities for 626 which I did not give 625. His extremely sharp claws will be able to grip to any surface, and pads on feet and paws will contain sticky, suction-like substance allowing him to stick to almost any surface, and his skeletal system will be very flexible, allowing him to put his feet into mouth and becoming 'rolling ball.' Very good way to be protecting himself against enemies, yes? I must to be going now, goodbye.
From, Jumba.
The next morning, Jumba woke up earlier than usual as opposing to set up his lab so that he would have it ready beforehand. He had decided to himself that he would not allow any of the other experiments to witness the creation, so after much yelling from himself and groaning from his experiments, he locked them in the lounge to watch TV for the day. But he didn't realise one was missing until later on, when 625 entered the lab with a loaf of bread. Screaming what sounded like jibberish at 625, he shoved him in the lounge with the other experiments, which made him even more angry by complaining and trying to escape.
Thankfully, he managed to get them all hooked onto a TV program, and left the room, locking the door once more and shifting a big table in front of it to stop the stronger experiments from breaking the door down.
Near exhausted from all of the events this morning, Jumba relaxed and listened to his favourite music while he ate a quick breakfast of doughnuts and coffee.
After forcing himself to turn of the radio so he could concentrate on his job, he double-checked the house once more for any hiding experiments, then set off down to the lab to begin.
Keeping track of time, he began to modify chemical bonds, and typed data on his progress into his computer.
'Experiment 626's DNA and RNA structure will be based on covalent, chemical bonds, which will be being modified by myself to incorporate sequences from a variety of different creatures across the galaxy.
Basic morphology of 626:
Experiment 626 will be being an intelligent, bipedal, carbon-based organism with four arms, binocular vision, excellent night vision capabilities, acute sense of smell and hearing, and will have the ability to transmit and receive microwave radio energy via antennae. The preferred frequency for 626's antennae will be being 2.5GHz, coincidentally the same as terrestrial microwave ovens. '
For the next hour, Jumba made the different genes for 626, and created the blood which would circulate around his body.
'The blood like compound that will circulate carbon-rich nutrients and oxygen through his body will primarily consist of water, being like that of terrestrial organisms of the planet 'Earth.'
Body temperature:
Experiment 626's body temperature I am setting to a height of 112 F. This temperature is fatal to Earth beings and myself, due to the breakdown of weak hydrogen bonds in DNA, but the stronger covalent bonds of 626's pDNA will keep his body's organic modules intact at this high being temperature.
Vision:
Experiment 626's eyes will be being extremely large with red, reflective, photosensitive retinas .I am going to be making 626's eyes forward looking as I have done with my previous experiments, to allow efficient and safe locomotion in trees.'
Jumba started working on the various building blocks of 626's DNA.
'Hearing:
Experiment 626 will be having extremely large, motor controlled ears, which will be large compared to his body size, but account for fine hearing and use of sonar. 626 will be having my biggest set so far (which I am being proud of) and there will be two 'chips' in each ear. One in the top of his right ear, and the other towards the bottom of his left ear.
Smell:
Experiment 626's sense of smell will be being acute. His large nose will be able to pick up any scent from a very far being distance away.
Skin and skeletal structure:
Experiment 626's skin/fur theme will be being a blue, navy and dark blue theme. My reason being mainly for camouflage. His skin will contain polymers, which will render him flame-proof, in addition to genetically modified (by myself) metallic concentrations in his bone and tissue, which will render him bulletproof. His skeleton and tissue will be being containing iron and titanium instead of the calcium and phosphate compounds of Earth organisms. He will be having a strong, flexible backbone, which will allow him to be becoming 'rolly polly ball.' His spinal cord will be on the ventral, not dorsal side of his spine, and he be lacking the vertebral structure of neural spines. But 626 will be having transverse, vertebral processes, which will be serving as attachment points for his ribs. He will be having two sets of shoulders, (accounting for extra set of arms) one below neck and another pseudo-shoulder in his mid body. His pelvis will be being built of five fused bones on each side, rather than the three of all terrestrial vertebrates. Due to very strong skeletal system, and extra limbs for support, 626 will be able to scale buildings and walls due to extremely sharp retractable claws and pads which will be containing sticky suction-like substance and will be able to lift three thousand times his own weight.'
Jumba sighed and wiped his brow, as he had done when creating his 625 other experiments. He got himself a glass of water from the kitchen, then instantly set back to work. He also checked in on his experiments in the lounge room. Most had fallen asleep, but some were still glued to the TV.
'Brain:
Experiment 626 will use 90 percent of his brain for higher mental functions, unlike the rest of my 600 series creations. He will be able to understand thousands of alien languages and sub-dialects, including some of the most obscure in the galaxy. He will be easily able to operate auto mobiles as well as be able to program computers with amazing rapidity and de-bug Windows Operating System software.
My ingenious extra evil genius modifications:
Opps, meant to be meaning My ingenious extra evil genius modification. Sorry about mistake. I am going to be building speaker…no wait. IS modifications. Am being very sorry. Anyways, as I was saying…no TYPING…I am going to be building speaker inside of 626's vocal cords so he can be playing to me what he is hearing other evil co-workers saying about me! And I am going to be filling the three sharp spikes, which I am making on his back, with a poisonous toxin which is fatal to myself and Earth beings.'
Jumba started mixing various poisons, and after many unsuccessful tests, he finally came up with a mixture which would adapt to 626's body, making him immune to it, and to any other poisons, if he should ever be pricked.
'Evil genius afterword:
I am very much hoping that Experiment 626 will be being my best creation yet, without having big flaw like Experiment 625. The small opening, which I will be creating behind his left ear to insert cable to hook him up to computer, will be able to be letting me reprogram him if anything should be happening to programming. (Ingenious, no? Experiment 626 being half computer?) I am wishing myself lots of good lucks. No luck, (Sorry)
I am being done now typing data into computer. That's all for now
Jumba.'
Jumba saved his progress, and then started typing and editing the programming for 626 into the computer. He created himself a new program, designed especially for Experiment 626, which was less time consuming and very efficient when it came to programming him.
By the time the suns began to set over Turo, Jumba was finishing the last feature to 626, the opening in his head. He modified certain genes, the building blocks of 626's brain, to create a small path leading from behind the ear into 626's brain. He would create a small metallic contraption while 626 would be in his nuturing period, and then insert it into him via microscopic technology when he was a fair few months old. The metallic contraption would send small shockwaves through the receptors in 626's brain, and cause his brain to react in such a way that it would understand the programming.
Jumba was exhausted. He picked up the small tube, which literally contained 626, and inserted it into his 'Evil Genius Experiment Creating' machine. He programmed a few simple instructions into the machine, and then pressed the 'read' button. He closed all four eyes as a blinding white light filtered the lab, and then after a few minutes of readjusting to the light in the room, he put on his 'Evil Genius Miniature Magnification' glasses and examined the tiny embryo of 626 in the glass tube in the machine. He gently lifted out the tube and attached it to the nuturing machine, which he had nutured all of his other 625 creations in. He watched the tiny embryo drift up into the container, surrounded by the fluids which would keep him alive and feed him until he was ready for connection to the computer.
Jumba was very happy. He packed up his lab, and kept 626 in a dark corner in his lab. He programmed the nuturing machine to let of small amounts of heat to keep 626's body temperature at a steady degree, then he went up to tell his other Experiments it was time for bed. Fortunately, they were all asleep, so he quietly shut the door and locked it, then shoved the table back in front of it. Then he checked on 040 in the attic, who was also sound asleep. After forcing himself to keep his eyes open while going to his room, he finally collapsed on his bed and fell sound asleep.
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So, how was that? R&R!