Of Wolves and Tights 4
Dancing Dorks and Bashing Bricks ~Mini Authors note:
It has come to my attention that for the past couple of chapters I haven't put up any disclaimers. And since I don't want to be sued here is this chapter's disclaimer. I don't own Inu Yasha or the song Dancing With Myself. I do own this story and all the ideas that I put into it. So no stealing or I'll sick my Kirara plushie on you. ~
~In Modern Day Tokyo Kagome climbed up out of the well struggling a bit with Shippo and her Backpack. Shippo on the other hand was having the time of his life. Here he was with his mother in her time and they were going to get him CANDY!!! He just loved the stuff. Especially when it was Kagome getting it for him, that's what showed him that she really cared. Was when she did those little things. He hugged her tighter making her turn to him wondering what had him in such a good mood. Then she smiled quickly catching on to what it must be.
"Just let me change out of my school uniform and then we can go straight to the store ok?" Kagome asked her smile growing as she saw his eyes light up as he nodded so fast that he reminded her of a bobble head. Giggling at the image she walked out of the well house Shippo perched on her shoulder to come face to face with a furiously blushing Hojo.
Shippo smelling Hojo before Kagome had quickly hopped off her shoulder and hid behind her just as Kagome was turning. Thankfully Hojo was incredibly dense and hadn't noticed him. Spotting the boom box again Shippo walks over to it inspecting it curiously. He knew this thing was what had made Inu Yasha, Koga, Miroku, and Sesshomaru act funny. But why was it doing this? Did it have a shard of the Shikon No Tama?
"Kagome? I was wondering if maybe you would like to see a movie with me today? There's this great one playing down at the movie theater, and I thought you might want to see it. If your decapitated big toe is up to of course." Hojo looked down at the ground blushing furiously while he said all this.
"Kagome you're missing your big toe? Did Inu Yasha do that to you?" Shippo asked forgetting that Hojo wasn't supposed to see him. Although concern for Kagome had made him forget that Hojo was even there for the time being.
"Ahh no Shippo my toe is fine. I'll explain later. Oh uhhh Hojo this is my cousin Shippo. He just loves to wear that costume tail even though Halloween was months ago. Isn't that right Shippo?" Kagome looked down at Shippo giving him an agree with me or you don't get any candy look.
"R..rr...right Kagome." Shippo cowered back. He knew that look, although Kagome normally only turned it on Inu Yasha moments before she sat him if he didn't get out of it. Kagome though only smiled brightly before looking back at Hojo.
"Sorry Hojo I would love to go with you but I have to show my cousin around. And I promised that I would take him out shopping and to go to the zoo so maybe some other time." She smiled sweetly at him hoping he would take the hint and leave. Shippo once the attention was off him had decided to go back to the mystery of the boom box. He inspected the button that he had pushed last time that had made all the music start so he pushed it again. This time a different not quite so loud music started to play. Although it was still loud enough to send the child into another fit of unconsciousness due to his close proximity to the speakers of the boom box. Once the music started Kagome looked around wildly to see Hojo Standing there dressed like Billy Idol. "Oooh no! Not another one!" Kagome screamed and looked around wildly for Shippo so that they could get away from this nightmare.
Hojo on the other hand didn't seem to notice the state Kagome was in. He started dancing to his now introduction music.
"On the floors of Tokyo. Or down in London town to go, go. Ah with the record selection, and the mirror reflection. I'm a dancen with myself.
When there's no one else in sight, in the crowded lonely night. Well I wait so long for my love vibration. And I'm dancen with myself." Hojo did all of this while dancing true to his word with himself. And not doing a very good job of it either.
Shippo had now woken up and seeing this horrendous sight which had Kagome quivering in terror he pulled himself up tall knowing that he was the only one who could end this evil. Looking around he dashed off unnoticed by either of the two teens.
"Oh dancen with myself. Oh dancen with myself. Well there's nothing to lose, and there's nothing to prove. I'll be dancing with myself." Hojo didn't even seem to realize that his little dance had brought an audience of not just Kagome but the other tourists that visited the shrine. Kagome herself looked like she was ready to faint while the tourists started to sway in time with the music a few even clapping along.
"If I looked all over the world, and there's every type of girl. But your empty eyes seem to pass me by leaving me dancing with myself.
So let's sink another drink, 'cause it'll give me time to think. If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance. And I'll be dancing with myself." Some of the girls from Kagome's high school had showed up and were eagerly cheering Hojo on. Kagome sighed and stared away wondering how this could have happened.
"Oh dancen with myself. Oh dancen with myself. Well there's nothing to lose, and there's nothing to prove. I'll be dancing with myself.
If I looked all over the world, and there's every type of girl. But your empty eyes seem to pass me by leaving me dancing with myself.
So let's sink another drink, 'cause it'll give me some time to drink. If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance. And I'll be dancing with myself.
Oh dancing with myself. Oh with myself. If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance. If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance. If I had a chan..." The song ended abruptly as a brick made sound and solid contact with the side of Hojo's head. All the people stopped suddenly breaking out of whatever spell the boom box had cast over them.
A few of the girls rushed over to Hojo to see if he was ok while Kagome quickly turned off the boom box looking around for Shippo. Finding him on top of the well house with another brick nearby in case the first missed she smiled gratefully at Shippo holding her arms out to him.
"Come on Shippo let's go get changed and then we can go to the store and maybe even the zoo. Would you like that?" Kagome looked up at Shippo already knowing the answer. So they left an unconscious Hojo in the care of the teen-age girls content that they had the day off from shard hunting.
~ Authors note~ Well wasn't that just a scary chapter? Good thing Shippo ended that song when he did.
Next Chapter: Sango and Kohaku singing the song amnesia by Chumbawamba
Dancing Dorks and Bashing Bricks ~Mini Authors note:
It has come to my attention that for the past couple of chapters I haven't put up any disclaimers. And since I don't want to be sued here is this chapter's disclaimer. I don't own Inu Yasha or the song Dancing With Myself. I do own this story and all the ideas that I put into it. So no stealing or I'll sick my Kirara plushie on you. ~
~In Modern Day Tokyo Kagome climbed up out of the well struggling a bit with Shippo and her Backpack. Shippo on the other hand was having the time of his life. Here he was with his mother in her time and they were going to get him CANDY!!! He just loved the stuff. Especially when it was Kagome getting it for him, that's what showed him that she really cared. Was when she did those little things. He hugged her tighter making her turn to him wondering what had him in such a good mood. Then she smiled quickly catching on to what it must be.
"Just let me change out of my school uniform and then we can go straight to the store ok?" Kagome asked her smile growing as she saw his eyes light up as he nodded so fast that he reminded her of a bobble head. Giggling at the image she walked out of the well house Shippo perched on her shoulder to come face to face with a furiously blushing Hojo.
Shippo smelling Hojo before Kagome had quickly hopped off her shoulder and hid behind her just as Kagome was turning. Thankfully Hojo was incredibly dense and hadn't noticed him. Spotting the boom box again Shippo walks over to it inspecting it curiously. He knew this thing was what had made Inu Yasha, Koga, Miroku, and Sesshomaru act funny. But why was it doing this? Did it have a shard of the Shikon No Tama?
"Kagome? I was wondering if maybe you would like to see a movie with me today? There's this great one playing down at the movie theater, and I thought you might want to see it. If your decapitated big toe is up to of course." Hojo looked down at the ground blushing furiously while he said all this.
"Kagome you're missing your big toe? Did Inu Yasha do that to you?" Shippo asked forgetting that Hojo wasn't supposed to see him. Although concern for Kagome had made him forget that Hojo was even there for the time being.
"Ahh no Shippo my toe is fine. I'll explain later. Oh uhhh Hojo this is my cousin Shippo. He just loves to wear that costume tail even though Halloween was months ago. Isn't that right Shippo?" Kagome looked down at Shippo giving him an agree with me or you don't get any candy look.
"R..rr...right Kagome." Shippo cowered back. He knew that look, although Kagome normally only turned it on Inu Yasha moments before she sat him if he didn't get out of it. Kagome though only smiled brightly before looking back at Hojo.
"Sorry Hojo I would love to go with you but I have to show my cousin around. And I promised that I would take him out shopping and to go to the zoo so maybe some other time." She smiled sweetly at him hoping he would take the hint and leave. Shippo once the attention was off him had decided to go back to the mystery of the boom box. He inspected the button that he had pushed last time that had made all the music start so he pushed it again. This time a different not quite so loud music started to play. Although it was still loud enough to send the child into another fit of unconsciousness due to his close proximity to the speakers of the boom box. Once the music started Kagome looked around wildly to see Hojo Standing there dressed like Billy Idol. "Oooh no! Not another one!" Kagome screamed and looked around wildly for Shippo so that they could get away from this nightmare.
Hojo on the other hand didn't seem to notice the state Kagome was in. He started dancing to his now introduction music.
"On the floors of Tokyo. Or down in London town to go, go. Ah with the record selection, and the mirror reflection. I'm a dancen with myself.
When there's no one else in sight, in the crowded lonely night. Well I wait so long for my love vibration. And I'm dancen with myself." Hojo did all of this while dancing true to his word with himself. And not doing a very good job of it either.
Shippo had now woken up and seeing this horrendous sight which had Kagome quivering in terror he pulled himself up tall knowing that he was the only one who could end this evil. Looking around he dashed off unnoticed by either of the two teens.
"Oh dancen with myself. Oh dancen with myself. Well there's nothing to lose, and there's nothing to prove. I'll be dancing with myself." Hojo didn't even seem to realize that his little dance had brought an audience of not just Kagome but the other tourists that visited the shrine. Kagome herself looked like she was ready to faint while the tourists started to sway in time with the music a few even clapping along.
"If I looked all over the world, and there's every type of girl. But your empty eyes seem to pass me by leaving me dancing with myself.
So let's sink another drink, 'cause it'll give me time to think. If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance. And I'll be dancing with myself." Some of the girls from Kagome's high school had showed up and were eagerly cheering Hojo on. Kagome sighed and stared away wondering how this could have happened.
"Oh dancen with myself. Oh dancen with myself. Well there's nothing to lose, and there's nothing to prove. I'll be dancing with myself.
If I looked all over the world, and there's every type of girl. But your empty eyes seem to pass me by leaving me dancing with myself.
So let's sink another drink, 'cause it'll give me some time to drink. If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance. And I'll be dancing with myself.
Oh dancing with myself. Oh with myself. If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance. If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance. If I had a chan..." The song ended abruptly as a brick made sound and solid contact with the side of Hojo's head. All the people stopped suddenly breaking out of whatever spell the boom box had cast over them.
A few of the girls rushed over to Hojo to see if he was ok while Kagome quickly turned off the boom box looking around for Shippo. Finding him on top of the well house with another brick nearby in case the first missed she smiled gratefully at Shippo holding her arms out to him.
"Come on Shippo let's go get changed and then we can go to the store and maybe even the zoo. Would you like that?" Kagome looked up at Shippo already knowing the answer. So they left an unconscious Hojo in the care of the teen-age girls content that they had the day off from shard hunting.
~ Authors note~ Well wasn't that just a scary chapter? Good thing Shippo ended that song when he did.
Next Chapter: Sango and Kohaku singing the song amnesia by Chumbawamba