Of Wolves and Tights 6
Whoa Wedgie Time!
Authors note Ok sorry this has taken so long to come out. I'll just get straight to the story and not bother you all with any more nonsense.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha or the song in this chapter.
Feudal Era after dinner
Inu Yasha and Miroku had just gotten into an argument over some odd male thing that had Kagome and Sango utterly confused while Shippo was off on the sidelines cheering for whichever male happened to be winning at the time. This fight was beginning to get on Kagome's nerves so standing up she walked over to the two males. Sticking her pointer finger in her mouth she made sure to get it good and wet before shoving it into Inu Yasha's left ear then went up behind Miroku and hiked his robes up as far as she could. Sango and Shippo were watching all this very confused as Inu Yasha started squirming around his hands over his ears screaming like a little girl, while Miroku rolled on the ground in an impersonation of a fish on dry land trying to sing opera. Kirara hadn't been paying attention and was chasing after a butterfly, which just so happened to land on the play button of the enchanted boom box. Pouncing on it she caught the butterfly and hit the play button at the same time blaring out Ace of Base music. Which is really just the sound of stomping and clapping. This spooked Kirara so much that she let the butterfly get away and ran back towards the hut and safety. Everyone looked around a bit confused at where these sounds were coming from. Looking around Kagome noticed something very odd about Miroku's clothing. He was dressed in all black. (Like on the cover of the Da Capo CD) And that's when the singing started.
"Always have, always will." Miroku and Inu Yasha sang. Miroku's voice being high pitched could be explained by the wedgie, which Kagome was still patting herself on the back for doing so well, but Inu Yasha's voice being that high and girly. Well let's just say that everyone in the vicinity was a little afraid. Miroku bounded over to Sango kneeling down in front of her clasping her hands in his.
"I was mesmerized when I first met you, wouldn't let myself believe. That you could step right out of my wildest dreams." Miroku was singing all this in a very girly voice, which had Sango very frightened. Possibly more so than the words he was singing. Kagome and Shippo were on the ground laughing and Inu Yasha was looking at the black clothing he was wearing curiously.
"But you didn't know that secret part of me. Until we kissed an made it open up so easily!" This stopped most people in their tracks.
"Wait when did you two kiss?" Kagome ran over asking. Sango just looked at Kagome as confused as the other girl was.
"I always have." Miroku jumped up from in front of Sango and started to dance besides a very bewildered and frantic looking Inu Yasha.
"Even when it didn't show." Inu Yasha sang surprising himself and everyone else aside from Miroku who was under the full influence of the spell.
"I always will. You know that I just wanna touch you whenever you're close to me. I always have." Miroku was still singing and dancing not noticing that the spell had also sucked in Kagome. Who was dancing beside Inu Yasha singing backup with him.
"Doesn't matter where we go." Kagome and Inu Yasha sang together looking at each other out of the corners of their eyes they both started to blush. If it was because they were singing or something else neither could tell.
"I always will. You know that I just wanna show you how much you mean to me." This caught Sango off guard. She knew Miroku liked her, well her ass to be more truthful, but she never knew that he cared for her.
"Always have, always will." Miroku, Inu Yasha, and Kagome all sang this part together. Shippo who was sitting beside Sango had started to sway in time with the music liking this song a lot better than some of the other ones that had been played before.
"Everything that you give in to, everything that you'll ever need is locked somewhere deep inside of me. You gotta know, but more importantly you've got to stay and hold me while we live this fantasy." Miroku was back on his knees holding Sango eyes shining which was making her blush and look around at anything but him. It was really starting to freak her out that he wasn't trying to grope her.
"I always have." He was still there. Right there in front of her holding her hand not letting go for anything. She was quite tempted to pull out Hiriakotsu (sp?) just to get away from all of the weird feelings that this song was bringing up in her.
"Even when it doesn't show." Inu Yasha and Kagome had given up on Sango and Miroku and were just dancing with each other now singing when they had to but not really caring. This song worked for them too, even if it was only on a lower less hands on level.
"I always will. You know that I just wanna touch you, whenever you're close to me. I always have." Miroku was slowly standing up pulling Sango up with him.
"Doesn't matter where we go." Inu Yasha twirled Kagome away from him before pulling her back in. The two were doing a mix of pop dancing and old swing moves. They were having a blast. Shippo was sitting still in his seat although he was practically bouncing with the beat. He was really enjoying the show, everyone was coming clean about his or her feelings and all it took was one simple song!
"I always will. You know I just wanna show you just how much you mean to me." Miroku's singing was getting a bit lower. As he was starting to sing to Sango who was standing right in front of him a brand new shade of red that really went perfectly with her armor.
"Sometimes we try too hard to please. We should let love come naturally. And sometimes I don't know just what you really do to me. That is O.K. cuz it's all part of the mystery." Miroku and Sango were slowly beginning to get closer while Inu Yasha and Kagome were still dancing the night away.
"I always have." Miroku's voice was steadily getting quieter.
"Even when it didn't show. "Inu Yasha and Kagome were smiling at each other enjoying the dancing and expressing themselves to the other.
"You know that I just wanna touch you whenever you're close to me. I always have" Miroku was barely whispering now but everyone still knew their cues.
"Doesn't matter where we go." Inu Yasha and Kagome and moved to a mixture of slow dance moves and pop moves.
"I always will. You know that I just wanna show you just how much you mean to me." Miroku and Sango had started to move. They were slow dancing now way out of time with the music but they didn't care they were in their own little world where it was just the two of them.
Inu Yasha and Kagome still sang this line with Miroku but he was barely audible while they were practically shouting in joy.
"I always have." Miroku's head was slowly getting close to Sango's.
"Even when it didn't show." Inu Yasha and Kagome were also drawing closer.
"I always will. You know that I just wanna show you, just how much you mean to me." Miroku and Sango's lips were inches apart.
"Always have, always will." As the music started to fade away there was no more singing, as the four young adults were too busy kissing to sing. Shippo smiled as he watched Miroku and Sango kiss before turning to see much to his surprise Inu Yasha and Kagome kissing as well. Then back to Miroku and Sango who to his ultimate surprise of the night were still kissing and Miroku still had his hands in respectable places and didn't look like he was going to move them anytime soon. Slowly the music died and the two couples broke out of their kisses smiling at each other. Of course no one bothered to turn the boom box off so it started in on the next song. And what happened next made Kagome wish that she could carry a camcorder with her everywhere she went in the feudal era. Koga who had been watching in amazement as people he had come to respect (Kagome, Sango, Miroku) were dancing around like idiots. What really pissed him off though and shocked him most was that that dog turd had just kissed His Kagome!
"Oi! Mutt face.... For many hundreds of years in the highlands of Scotland men have given up wearing trousers and have taken to wearing the skirts or the kilts. But never the less these kilted boys in the last war were named the ladies from hell. So you have to be terrible careful. If you ever get curious about the kilts never ask them. Donald where's your trousers?" Of course Koga was as confused as the rest of them as to why he had said this. And as to the way he had said it. He had never talked that way in his life. (Referring to the Irish Accent that the Irish Rovers have. Also I could not resist putting this song in.)
"Let the wing blow high, let the wind blow low. Through the streets in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hello, Donald where's your trousers?" Koga sang this with Hakkaku, and Ginta as his back up. (I know I'm missing one but what else was I supposed to do throw Shippo in?)
"I just come down from the Isle of sky. I'm not very big and I'm awfully shy. The lassies say as I go by Donald where's your trousers."
"Let the wind blow high let the wind blow low. Through the streets in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hello, Donald where's your trousers?"
"I went to a fancy ball and it was slippery in the hall. And I was feared that I might fall cause had me on no trousers." Koga, Hakkaku, and Ginta were all dancing like good Irish men which confused the heck out of Inu Yasha, Miroku, Sango, Shippo and well everyone in the village except for Kagome who was on the ground rolling around in laughter. Inu Yasha was very scared and wondering what the heck Koga was trying to do. Sango was starting to get pissed that they had ruined her moment with Miroku and Miroku was sad that he wasn't able to get close to Sango at the moment.
"Let the wind blow high let the wind blow low. Through the streets in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hello, Donald where's your trousers? He Hoo Yeeeeooooo!" Now they just started to make sounds like that as well as a whistle from Ginta. "Let the wind blow high let the wind blow low. Through the streets in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hello Donald where's your trousers?"
"Now I went down to London town to have a little fun on the underground. All the ladies turned their heads around and said, Donald where's your trousers?"
"Let the wind blow high let the wind blow low. Through the streets in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hello, Donald where's your trousers?"
"The lassies love me everyone. But let them catch me if they can. You cannas take the brakes off a highland man. Say Donald where's your trousers?" Now this got Miroku a bit interested in what he said. Then looking at what Koga was wearing, and how he was acting, Miroku serious doubted and so decided not to ask Koga about it after the song was over.
"Let the wind blow high let the wind blow low. Through the streets in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hello, Donald where's your trousers?" Koga, Hakkaku, and Ginta all finished and posed to the clapping of all the villagers who had gathered around to watch the show. Kagome was still on the ground trying to hold her sides together. Koga blinked wondering what had happened for her to be acting like this. Kagome after a few minutes finally calmed down enough to sit up. Although every time she looked over at Koga and his wolves she would start giggling again. Koga seeing that she would be unable to remain serious around him left head hanging tail drooping. Hakkaku and Ginta followed him shrugging their shoulders to each other not knowing what had happened either. And while no one else was looking Kaede turned the boom box off figuring out that it was the source of the 'demonic' music. After everyone had calmed down the group returned to the hut to get a well-deserved nights sleep.
Authors note Well wasn't that just a great chapter? I personally really liked it. I was listening to my Irish Rovers CD while writing this chapter and well I couldn't resist putting that in. Next chapter will have lots of fluff as people start coming clean!! Of and also the hamster dance as performed by.... drum roll please? NARAKU'S POSION BEES!!!!
Whoa Wedgie Time!
Authors note Ok sorry this has taken so long to come out. I'll just get straight to the story and not bother you all with any more nonsense.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha or the song in this chapter.
Feudal Era after dinner
Inu Yasha and Miroku had just gotten into an argument over some odd male thing that had Kagome and Sango utterly confused while Shippo was off on the sidelines cheering for whichever male happened to be winning at the time. This fight was beginning to get on Kagome's nerves so standing up she walked over to the two males. Sticking her pointer finger in her mouth she made sure to get it good and wet before shoving it into Inu Yasha's left ear then went up behind Miroku and hiked his robes up as far as she could. Sango and Shippo were watching all this very confused as Inu Yasha started squirming around his hands over his ears screaming like a little girl, while Miroku rolled on the ground in an impersonation of a fish on dry land trying to sing opera. Kirara hadn't been paying attention and was chasing after a butterfly, which just so happened to land on the play button of the enchanted boom box. Pouncing on it she caught the butterfly and hit the play button at the same time blaring out Ace of Base music. Which is really just the sound of stomping and clapping. This spooked Kirara so much that she let the butterfly get away and ran back towards the hut and safety. Everyone looked around a bit confused at where these sounds were coming from. Looking around Kagome noticed something very odd about Miroku's clothing. He was dressed in all black. (Like on the cover of the Da Capo CD) And that's when the singing started.
"Always have, always will." Miroku and Inu Yasha sang. Miroku's voice being high pitched could be explained by the wedgie, which Kagome was still patting herself on the back for doing so well, but Inu Yasha's voice being that high and girly. Well let's just say that everyone in the vicinity was a little afraid. Miroku bounded over to Sango kneeling down in front of her clasping her hands in his.
"I was mesmerized when I first met you, wouldn't let myself believe. That you could step right out of my wildest dreams." Miroku was singing all this in a very girly voice, which had Sango very frightened. Possibly more so than the words he was singing. Kagome and Shippo were on the ground laughing and Inu Yasha was looking at the black clothing he was wearing curiously.
"But you didn't know that secret part of me. Until we kissed an made it open up so easily!" This stopped most people in their tracks.
"Wait when did you two kiss?" Kagome ran over asking. Sango just looked at Kagome as confused as the other girl was.
"I always have." Miroku jumped up from in front of Sango and started to dance besides a very bewildered and frantic looking Inu Yasha.
"Even when it didn't show." Inu Yasha sang surprising himself and everyone else aside from Miroku who was under the full influence of the spell.
"I always will. You know that I just wanna touch you whenever you're close to me. I always have." Miroku was still singing and dancing not noticing that the spell had also sucked in Kagome. Who was dancing beside Inu Yasha singing backup with him.
"Doesn't matter where we go." Kagome and Inu Yasha sang together looking at each other out of the corners of their eyes they both started to blush. If it was because they were singing or something else neither could tell.
"I always will. You know that I just wanna show you how much you mean to me." This caught Sango off guard. She knew Miroku liked her, well her ass to be more truthful, but she never knew that he cared for her.
"Always have, always will." Miroku, Inu Yasha, and Kagome all sang this part together. Shippo who was sitting beside Sango had started to sway in time with the music liking this song a lot better than some of the other ones that had been played before.
"Everything that you give in to, everything that you'll ever need is locked somewhere deep inside of me. You gotta know, but more importantly you've got to stay and hold me while we live this fantasy." Miroku was back on his knees holding Sango eyes shining which was making her blush and look around at anything but him. It was really starting to freak her out that he wasn't trying to grope her.
"I always have." He was still there. Right there in front of her holding her hand not letting go for anything. She was quite tempted to pull out Hiriakotsu (sp?) just to get away from all of the weird feelings that this song was bringing up in her.
"Even when it doesn't show." Inu Yasha and Kagome had given up on Sango and Miroku and were just dancing with each other now singing when they had to but not really caring. This song worked for them too, even if it was only on a lower less hands on level.
"I always will. You know that I just wanna touch you, whenever you're close to me. I always have." Miroku was slowly standing up pulling Sango up with him.
"Doesn't matter where we go." Inu Yasha twirled Kagome away from him before pulling her back in. The two were doing a mix of pop dancing and old swing moves. They were having a blast. Shippo was sitting still in his seat although he was practically bouncing with the beat. He was really enjoying the show, everyone was coming clean about his or her feelings and all it took was one simple song!
"I always will. You know I just wanna show you just how much you mean to me." Miroku's singing was getting a bit lower. As he was starting to sing to Sango who was standing right in front of him a brand new shade of red that really went perfectly with her armor.
"Sometimes we try too hard to please. We should let love come naturally. And sometimes I don't know just what you really do to me. That is O.K. cuz it's all part of the mystery." Miroku and Sango were slowly beginning to get closer while Inu Yasha and Kagome were still dancing the night away.
"I always have." Miroku's voice was steadily getting quieter.
"Even when it didn't show. "Inu Yasha and Kagome were smiling at each other enjoying the dancing and expressing themselves to the other.
"You know that I just wanna touch you whenever you're close to me. I always have" Miroku was barely whispering now but everyone still knew their cues.
"Doesn't matter where we go." Inu Yasha and Kagome and moved to a mixture of slow dance moves and pop moves.
"I always will. You know that I just wanna show you just how much you mean to me." Miroku and Sango had started to move. They were slow dancing now way out of time with the music but they didn't care they were in their own little world where it was just the two of them.
Inu Yasha and Kagome still sang this line with Miroku but he was barely audible while they were practically shouting in joy.
"I always have." Miroku's head was slowly getting close to Sango's.
"Even when it didn't show." Inu Yasha and Kagome were also drawing closer.
"I always will. You know that I just wanna show you, just how much you mean to me." Miroku and Sango's lips were inches apart.
"Always have, always will." As the music started to fade away there was no more singing, as the four young adults were too busy kissing to sing. Shippo smiled as he watched Miroku and Sango kiss before turning to see much to his surprise Inu Yasha and Kagome kissing as well. Then back to Miroku and Sango who to his ultimate surprise of the night were still kissing and Miroku still had his hands in respectable places and didn't look like he was going to move them anytime soon. Slowly the music died and the two couples broke out of their kisses smiling at each other. Of course no one bothered to turn the boom box off so it started in on the next song. And what happened next made Kagome wish that she could carry a camcorder with her everywhere she went in the feudal era. Koga who had been watching in amazement as people he had come to respect (Kagome, Sango, Miroku) were dancing around like idiots. What really pissed him off though and shocked him most was that that dog turd had just kissed His Kagome!
"Oi! Mutt face.... For many hundreds of years in the highlands of Scotland men have given up wearing trousers and have taken to wearing the skirts or the kilts. But never the less these kilted boys in the last war were named the ladies from hell. So you have to be terrible careful. If you ever get curious about the kilts never ask them. Donald where's your trousers?" Of course Koga was as confused as the rest of them as to why he had said this. And as to the way he had said it. He had never talked that way in his life. (Referring to the Irish Accent that the Irish Rovers have. Also I could not resist putting this song in.)
"Let the wing blow high, let the wind blow low. Through the streets in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hello, Donald where's your trousers?" Koga sang this with Hakkaku, and Ginta as his back up. (I know I'm missing one but what else was I supposed to do throw Shippo in?)
"I just come down from the Isle of sky. I'm not very big and I'm awfully shy. The lassies say as I go by Donald where's your trousers."
"Let the wind blow high let the wind blow low. Through the streets in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hello, Donald where's your trousers?"
"I went to a fancy ball and it was slippery in the hall. And I was feared that I might fall cause had me on no trousers." Koga, Hakkaku, and Ginta were all dancing like good Irish men which confused the heck out of Inu Yasha, Miroku, Sango, Shippo and well everyone in the village except for Kagome who was on the ground rolling around in laughter. Inu Yasha was very scared and wondering what the heck Koga was trying to do. Sango was starting to get pissed that they had ruined her moment with Miroku and Miroku was sad that he wasn't able to get close to Sango at the moment.
"Let the wind blow high let the wind blow low. Through the streets in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hello, Donald where's your trousers? He Hoo Yeeeeooooo!" Now they just started to make sounds like that as well as a whistle from Ginta. "Let the wind blow high let the wind blow low. Through the streets in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hello Donald where's your trousers?"
"Now I went down to London town to have a little fun on the underground. All the ladies turned their heads around and said, Donald where's your trousers?"
"Let the wind blow high let the wind blow low. Through the streets in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hello, Donald where's your trousers?"
"The lassies love me everyone. But let them catch me if they can. You cannas take the brakes off a highland man. Say Donald where's your trousers?" Now this got Miroku a bit interested in what he said. Then looking at what Koga was wearing, and how he was acting, Miroku serious doubted and so decided not to ask Koga about it after the song was over.
"Let the wind blow high let the wind blow low. Through the streets in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hello, Donald where's your trousers?" Koga, Hakkaku, and Ginta all finished and posed to the clapping of all the villagers who had gathered around to watch the show. Kagome was still on the ground trying to hold her sides together. Koga blinked wondering what had happened for her to be acting like this. Kagome after a few minutes finally calmed down enough to sit up. Although every time she looked over at Koga and his wolves she would start giggling again. Koga seeing that she would be unable to remain serious around him left head hanging tail drooping. Hakkaku and Ginta followed him shrugging their shoulders to each other not knowing what had happened either. And while no one else was looking Kaede turned the boom box off figuring out that it was the source of the 'demonic' music. After everyone had calmed down the group returned to the hut to get a well-deserved nights sleep.
Authors note Well wasn't that just a great chapter? I personally really liked it. I was listening to my Irish Rovers CD while writing this chapter and well I couldn't resist putting that in. Next chapter will have lots of fluff as people start coming clean!! Of and also the hamster dance as performed by.... drum roll please? NARAKU'S POSION BEES!!!!