Of Wolves and Tights Short
Authors note Ok I know it has been a while since I updated this story but I'm sorry I was a bit busy preparing for Anime North and then going to Anime North. (For those who don't know what it is and didn't go to it, it is the Anime convention held annually in Toronto.) I also didn't update for a while because it is a bugger finding the lyrics to The Hamster Dance. So I have decided to write up a little mini short to put in here to entertain you all while I work on my stories. Also for those reading Wind, Water, and Earth I am not updating till I get some reviews there people. I put up three chapters in one day and I expect to get some feedback for those.
Jeff Foxworthy crossovers
If you buy rosaries as Christmas presents for your friends you might be an Inu Yasha fan
If you throw things at people and say Hiria [insert objects name] su you might be an Inu Yasha fan
If you jump into every dry well you come across you might be an Inu Yasha fan
If the most commonly heard word in your conversations is Sit or Osuwari you might be an Inu Yasha fan
If you find people without fuzzy ears to be unattractive you might be an Inu Yasha fan
If you have a tragic power tool accident and then claim your half brother cute your arm off with a fang made from your fathers tooth you might be an Inu Yasha fan
If you run around trying to make whirlwinds you might be an Inu Yasha fan (whew almost put redneck in there)
(And a special one for a friend of mine) If you run away from sprinkled donuts you might just be an Inu Yasha fan
And now the Pigly wiggly bags
It was your typical sunny Sengoku Jidai day and Sesshomaru, Rin, Au Un, and Jakan were out traveling as usual.
"Jakan-sama hurry up!" Rin called back to the slowly moving toad/imp demon (call him what you want I don't care)
"Be quiet Rin! These Pigly Wiggly bags are heavy!" Jakan shouted at her not realizing that Sesshomaru had turned around to see what the two were arguing about.
"Why are the bags heavy Jakan-sama?" Rin was watching Jakan curiously as she saw him struggling to make it up the little hill that Au Un had managed to climb with ease.
"The bags are heavy Rin because Lord Sesshomaru buys so much makeup." Jakan answered her, although it was more of a gasping explanation and confused Rin more than it did enlighten her as she only managed to catch every other word. Sesshomaru on the other hand caught every word of Jakans' explanation. Eye bleeding red he walks over to them.
"So Jakan, you think my facial enhancing items to be a burden do you?" Sesshomaru asked sounding as calm, cool, and collected as always, Jakan though knowing better after traveling so long with Sesshomaru turned around quaking in his little booties.
"Nnn-no...No Sesshomaru-sama, not at all they are very light I was just joking with Rin that is all." Jakan hastily squawked out while watching Sesshomaru fearfully. Sesshomaru just reached out and grabbed the staff of heads. Turning it upside down he pulled back and expertly swung it at Jakan sending him flying.
"Fore!" Rin shouted out eagerly as she watched Jakan go sailing through the air.
End Authors Notes Also for those who were at Anime North like I was and got to watch the voice actors performances on Saturday and then the auction on Sunday I think most of you will agree with the reasons for why I will never be able to watch certain Anime's in English ever again. That and I will never be able to watch Dryden on Escaflowne without blushing and laughing. Also I will never take Vegeta seriously again, never, never, never.