I Know! Let's Annoy Kai!
By Kitty-Kris
Chapter two: Oh my god!
In a minute you could hear the highest pitched voiced screams coming from the room, plus the ripping sound of a tissue, followed by some thumps and even more screaming. In the next minute, you could see a guy running out of the room in his birthday suit with a crowd of screaming girls hot on his heals 'Bad day bad day bad day!' he thought while he dashed behind a door to loose his fans.
Kai kneeled down praying for the girls to just pass him by so that he could go back to his room and get dressed properly. Luckily for him, they were blond indeed, so he was able to go inside his room again, locking the door behind him.
Since he couldn't find his clothes anywhere, he decided to take some from Ray, because none of the other ones fitted him and he was NOT wearing Tyson's smelly clothes. He was going out of the room when the phone rang again. He was going to ignore it, but decided to see what it was, since it could be serious.
"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"Hello? Who is this?"
"I, I been robbed."
"Then call the police!"
"But I been robbed!"
"OK! By who? What did they look like?"
"Um, he looka, he looka..."
"Yes, yes?"
"He looka like a man."
"No! Describe him."
"Ok, ok. I understand what you saying. He looka, he looka...like a man!"
Kai brought his hand up to his forehead "What… did… he… look…like…" he said slowly
"He looka like a man. You see, with the figure of a man, and da voice of a man. And he rob poor Ms. Swan."
"THEN TELL ME HOW THE FUCK DID HE LOOK LIKE!"
"Ok, ok! I tell you."
"Finally!"
"He looka like a man."
Kai crushed the phone down and threw it out the window. Next, he stomped out of the room and, to his disgrace, he found Max running around the walls towards him "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! HUG ME! HUG! HUG MEEEEEEE!" he yelled.
Kai turned around, but before he could run away he felt Max sitting on him and placing sloppy kisses all over him "ARGH! Someone get it off! HELP!"
Max giggled and gave him a rib-crushing hug before laughing like a maniac and ran off leaving shoe marks on the ceiling.
Kai stood up and dragged his feet down to the hotel's restaurant to have a nice QUIET dinner. As soon as he arrived there, he plopped down on a sit and called a waiter over "I'll have a hamburger with fries and LOADS of ketchup. Got that?"
"I'm sorry sir, but we only serve-" Kai grabbed the man by his collar "Listen ass wipe, I've had a terrible day so far, and I'm dying to kill the guy who's making it that way. You don't want to die for him, do you?" the man shook his head slowly "THEN GET ME MY BURGER AND FRIES AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!" he yelled throwing the man into the kitchen.
.: Meanwhile, in the kitchen :.
"Melody, is the hot sauce ready?"
"It sure is…" she answered shaking a jar in front of the blond boy's face "Are Ray and Tyson ready with the closet plot?"
Max nodded and took the jar "There's the plate!" he jumped out of his hiding spot and seasoned the burger and the fries with the sauce. And why not put some more on his coke? He thought grinning evilly. Max looked around to make sure no one had seen him, and hid back behind the trolley where he was before.
"You did it?"
Max grinned showing her the empty jar "Good! Let's go and see what happens!" she whispered as the waiter took the food into the restaurant.
.: Back in the restaurant :.
"About time!" Kai growled
The waiter apologized and placed the plate and the glass in front of him. Kai grinned, finally his burger! And they had even used loads of ketchup as he had asked!
On the other end of the room, stood Melody, Max, Ray, Kenny and Tyson, waiting for the results of the best prank of the day.
As soon as Kai took a chunk of his burger, his eyes filled with tears and he spat it at the waiter, coughing hard. The boy took his drink to get the horrible taste off of his mouth and spat it at the waiter too "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUT IN THIS YOU MORON?" he yelled standing up. He ran out of the restaurant praying for a bathroom when he caught a glimpse of his girlfriend at the entrance of the hotel "MELODY!"
She looked at him with a surprised look on her pretty innocent looking face "Oh hi Kai! Something wrong?"
"Where's a bathroom?"
"A bathroom? Oh, come with me!" she said grabbing his hand and dragging him along the corridors. "Here!" she said pointing at a door nearby.
Without even taking the time to think that the "bathroom" was a little too dark, he flew inside it, and only started thinking when he bumped into a wooden wall. 'What the?' He turned back as he heard the door behind him close, and the click that indicated that it was locked. "What the? MELODY! Melody! Let me out right now! DO YOU HEAR ME? MELODY!"
"Geez Kai! Quit the screaming! I'm here with you!" said a familiar voice from behind him "Hey! Wanna play tag inside this closet until someone let's us out? TAG you're it! HA HA!"
Kai was in shock. His worst nightmare was happening, he was locked with the guy he hated more in the face of the Earth "No… NO! MELODY! HELP! SOMEONE LET ME OUT! HEEEELP!"
Outside, Melody and the rest of the guys laughed as they heard their captain scream, and did a high five to celebrate the nice plot.
R&R PLEASE! n-n