Title: Lack Of Sleep Induced Crappy Fluffy Fanfiction!!!
Author: Pengwinn
Summary: I'm sleepy…but I'm too lazy to go to bed…and I'm bored out of my mind…so I'm writing fan fiction to torture your pathetic souls! ; I luuuuuuurve you!
Author's Notes: Don't read this! It's crap! Run while you still can! ::Runs in fear:
Disclaimers: Well, I'm putting it on here...Do you think I own it?
"I swear, you homo-erotic, cross-dressing, make-up wearing-"
"Oh stop, Inu! You're making me blush!" Jakotsu squealed, licking his sword with pleasure. He smiled.
"They're not compliments! They're INSULTS!" The dog-demon shouted. He growled, trying to break free from the binds that Jakotsu had set on him. The poor inu was tied to a tree, nice and tightly, and Jakotsu was pacing back and forth in front of it.
"Now. What should I do with you?" Jakotsu asked himself, tapping his temple as though hitting his own head hard enough could make a brilliant idea come to him. Inu-Yasha growled again.
"I swear on my father's grave, if I ever get loose-"
"You shouldn't swear on people's graves. They might get upset." Jakotsu teased, walking over and tsking Inu-Yasah. "What did I tell you about upsetting your dead relatives?"
"You didn't tell me anything!" He exclaimed. "You don't even know if my father's dead!"
"Looks like I'll have to punish you." Jakotsu sighed wistfully. "Now, now, where to cut, where to cut?"
"What do you mean where to CUT?!" Inu-Yasha yelled. "You ain't cutting ANYWHERE!"
Jakotsu sighed. "That's what you think." He smiled sadistically and cut the inu's exposed stomach, just slicing it a little bit. The crimson red blood that slowly dripped out of the cut made his mouth water. He licked his lips seductively and smiled. "I know exactly where to bring you."
An interesting twenty-five minuet walk, (or drag, in this case, for poor, poor Inu-Yasha….XD)
Jakotsu stopped them in front of the Schichinin-tai's current 'home', a lovely little shack on the corner of a particularly lovely little lake, with lots of surrounding trees and just general forest. He smirked.
The rest of the group was out training for the day, and tonight was the new moon. Inu-Yasha would be human, and Jakotsu would be alone with him at last. He sighed, dragging the inu into the cabin, nearly ramming his head into the wall in the process.
"Whoops." Jakotsu said, smiling. "Well, looks like no one's here. Goody goody."
"Oh yeah, just peachy freakin' keen." Inu-Yasha said sarcastically. "Because all I want is time alone with YOU, Jakotsu."
"Really?!" Jakotsu squealed excitedly. "Maybe I won't have to tie you up!"
"Of course I don't-" Inu-Yasha pasued, hearing the rest of Jakotsu's sentence. "I mean I-"
"Oh, that's sad. Well, tying you up is just as fun!"
"Oh great." Inu-Yasha muttered.
In no time at all, Jakotsu had Inu-Yasha's hands tied behind his back, and he was tied to the bed, in an awkward position. He squealed with pleasure and straddled the dog-demon.
"So…how long does it take for you to transform?" He queried.
"A while." Inu-Yasha snapped. "A reeeeeeeal long while."
TBC
)(So uh…yeah, that's my fic so far. I have more planned, I swear…I don't know if I'm going to write more of it, though…depends on if it's any good. ::cough cough:: review…::cough cough:: I swear, this will somehow turn into a Jakotsu/Bankotsu fic. I swear it.)(