Of Wolves and Tights
Chapter 13
Shi=Spi
(That's just not right)
Author Note:Meg: "Oooh this is not gonna be good.This is the last time I'm listening to you when I'm writing a chapter." Kat: "What?What the hell I do? Bastard!" Meg: "Kat! No swearing! There are kids reading this!" Kat: "I'll swear if I BEEPen want to. And let them read! It's educational! And they might learn something too!" Meg: Sighs and shakes her head walking away. "I'm gonna go find me a wall now."
Disclaimer: Neither Kat or I own Inu Yasha or the song.
Note of some importance:
Ok just to let you know and to keep us from getting confused this is the order of ShichininTai to Spice Girls.
Jakotsu=baby,Renkotsu=Scary,Suikotsu=Sporty,Mukotsu=Posh,Bankotsu=Ginger
Walking along after their picnic lunch the Inu Yasha gang were calmly walking along the road. It had been a very uneventful day except for the random breaking out into song. Though they were all really getting used to that by now.
As they rounded a corner they blinked seeing the ShichininTai also rounding the corner. The ShichininTai seeing the boombox perched in Kagome's bike basket each began to scream "manly" screams and turned trying to run.
The Inu Yasha group just blink as they watch the ShichininTai turn tail running. Kagome looks down at the boombox wondering why they would be screaming at it. Coming up from behind the Inu Yasha group came Kaida and Kasumi running ahead of Clarissa.
"Come on Kasumi they ran that way!"Kaida shouted as she pointed at the ShichininTai. Stopping seeing the Inu Yasha group Kaida smiled and grabbed Kagome's boombox and put a white CD in pushing the play button and the right button a few times.
Laughing and turning back to where Kasumi and Clarissa waited Kaida gave Kasumi a high five and the three ran off. The ShichininTai stopped when the music started and the four that were still in humanish bodies formed a line while Mukotsu poped out of nowhere and finished the line.
"Didn't Sesshomaru kill that guy?" Kagome asked leaning in towards Miroku who nodded.
"You just walk in, I make you smile. It's cool but you don't even know me."Bankotsu sang as he and the other ShichininTai danced in their line with microphones suddenly appearing in front of them.
"You take an inch, I run a mile. Can't win you're always right behind me."Suikotsu sang holding onto his head. The Inu Yasha group were looking at each other a "little" afraid.
"And we know that you could go and find some other. Take or leave it or just don't even bother." Jakotsu sang pointing at Inu Yasha who looked very disturbed. Kagome was looking behind them trying to figure out where those girls went. Shrugging she smiled to herself at getting a new CD.
"Caught in a craze, It's just a phase. Or will this be around forever?" Renkotsu sang and everyone including those controlled by the boombox shuddered at his horrible voice.
"Don't you know it's going too fast? Racing so hard you know it won't last." All the ShichininTai sang and thankfully the otehrs voices drowned out Renkotsu's.
"Don't you know, what can't you see?"Mukotsu sang and everyone paused to look at him amazed at his singing voice.
"Slow it down,read the sign so you know just where you're going."Suikostu sang and everyone applauded.
"Stop right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch." The Shichinintai sang and danced and Inu Yasha laugh and clapped Miroku on the back looking very relieved.
"Hey you always on the run. Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun. Do do do do do do do do do do do always be together. Ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da stay that way forever." The ShicininTai sang their arms draped across the others shoulders swaying from side to side.
"And we know that you could go and find some other. Take or leave it 'cause we've always got each other."Jakotsu hopped out of line and launched himself at Inu Yasha who just barely managed to duck.
"You know who you are and yes, you're gonna break down. You're crossed the line so you're gonna have to turn around."Suikotsu sang as he walked forward and dragged Jakotsu back into the line.
"Don't you know it's going to fast? Racing so hard you know it won't last." The ShichininTai all sang as they got back into their line.
"Don't you know, what can't you see?"Renkotsu
"Slow it down, read the sign so you know just where you're going." Suikotsu sang and they all get ready to dance again.
"Stop right now, than you very much. I need some body." The ShichininTai sang and Jakotsu again broke heading for Inu Yasha.
"I need somebody with a Hanyou touch!"Jakotsu sang hugging Inu Yasha who looked very disturbed while trying to get him off.
"Hey you always on the run. Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun." The rest of the ShichininTai sang not even phased.
"Gotta keep it down honey. Lay you back on line 'cause I don't care about the money." Pause here for the rest of the ShichininTai to look at Bankotsu and roll their eyes.
"Don't be wasiting my time. You need less spedd, get off my case. You gotta slow it down baby, just get out of my face." Bankotsu glared at the rest and they all formed back into their happy little line and began dancing again.
"Stop right now. Than you very much. I need somebody with a hanyou touch. Hey you, always on the run. Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun. Stop right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with a hanyou touch. Hey you, always on the run. Gotta slow down it down baby gotta have some fun." The ShichininTai were doing a very good job of dancing in place and soon the Inu Yasha gang were all either leaning heavily against something or were on the ground laughing and pointing at the dancing men.
"Stop right now." Bankotsu,Jakotsu,Mukotsu, and Renkotsu sang.
"Stop right now." Suikotsu sang breaking off the line to stand in front of the others.
"Thank you very much." The four sang again crowding around one microphone.
"We wanna thank you."Suikotsu sang.
"I need somebody with," The four sang again looking at Jakotsu as he stepped up.
"Wanna thank you."Suikotsu sang not even noticing that he is about a line behind.
"The hanyou touch."Jakotsu sang with the others acting as backup singers.
"Stop right now."Suikotsu sang glaring at Jakotsu.
"Hey you, always on the run. Gotta..."The four were singing together again.
"Thank you very much."Suikotsu interupted them singing on his own.
"Slow it down baby, gotta have some fun." The four finished their parts and rolled their eyes when Suikotsu sang his last line.
"Thank you very much."Suikotsu sang and then they all posed.
The Inu Yasha group were all on the floor laughing and pointing at the ShichininTai who were all shaking their heads to clear themselves of the effect of the boombox. And Mukotsu just disappeared.
Once they realised what had happened the ShichininTai high tailed it out of there while the Inu Yasha group were all still laughing too hard to stop them. Kaida mysteriously appeared and took her CD back pausing only long enough to look at Kagome's boom box which was almost identical to the one she carried around.
Shrugging she turned and ran off to her waiting friends while some of the Inu Yasha group managed to get themselves under control.
WHACK!
"HENTAI!" Sango shouted at Mirouka and stormed off. Inu Yasha and Shippo just started laughing more and Kagome tried to hide her snickers behind her hand while Miroku just sighed a large red hand print on his face.
End Authors note:
Meg:"Ok yeah that was evil." Kat: "You just don't like it cause it had your guy singing. Come on we all know how much you love Renkotsu you know how you kick him, you hit him, throw stuff at his head. He steals your sandals." Meg: Blinks a few times looking at Kat. "You worry me, seriously. You know that?" Kat: "Yeah I know that. It's my day job. It's the only thing I get paid for." Meg: "Kat you don't even get paid for that." Kat: "Yes I do." Meg: "What? Who pays you?" Kat: "No! If I tell you they'll kill me." Meg: "Ooooh tell me,tell me,tell me!" Kat: "Oh I can really trust you, you phsycotic person."
Ok yeah that authors note is getting way to long no more dialouges between me and kat. Anyway yeah this was just messed and I'm gonna go watch some regular Inu Yasha episodes.