Sitting In A Tree

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Disclaimer: GB belongs to Rando-sensei and Aoki-sensei. First time writer in the Getbackers category. You have been warned.

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A/N: This, folks, is what happens when two 16-year-olds with questionable sanity sit beside each other and on a GB high, start singing that old clichéd teasing song. Purely for laughs, everyone. Please don't take offense. Thank you for reading! And Alex, I've a good feeling we're going to get killed for this.

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1) Snake Eyes & Lady Poison

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"Ban and Himiko,
Sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G-"

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Singer is now faced with the Jagan, Snake Bite and six poisons (the antidote excluded naturally).

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2) Snake Eyes & Miss Mediator

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"Ban and Hevn,
Sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

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Side voice, dryly: "You sure that's ALL they're doing up there?"

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Singer pauses, shudders and decides not to continue.

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3) Electric Eel & Lady Poison

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"Ginji and Himiko,
Sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G-"

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Singer is once again wafted with all six poisons, excluding the antidote. Now, singer is inundated with purple warts.

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4) Electric Eel & Coffee Girl

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"Ginji and Natsumi,
Sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love,
Second comes marriage,
Third comes a baby-"

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BONK!

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Paul stands by the side, looking miffed.

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"Quit that! She's only seventeen!"

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Singer is unconscious as a full coffeepot rolls off the singer's forehead.

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5) Dr. Jackal & Lady Poison

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"Himiko and Aka- I DIDN'T EVEN SAY YOUR NAME! OI!"

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Singer is now taking refuge behind a certain blond haired one half of Getbackers…

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6) Dr. Jackal & Miss Mediator

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"……………I ain't singing this one."

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7) Dr. Jackal & Art Thief

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"………………no."

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8) Dr. Jackal & The Specialist

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"……………NO."

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9) Beastmaster & Violin Prodigy

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Singer is shoved aside by a certain quarter German, violin playing person. He clears his throat and with a grin, begins.

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"Shido and Madoka,
Sitting in a tree,"

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Twitch.

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"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

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Twitch. Twitch.

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"First comes love,"

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TWITCH.

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Second comes marriage!"

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Blush.

Choke.

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"Third comes a baby in a bab- ACK! Bloody hell, Shido! Get these porcupines off me!OI!"

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…speaks for itself.

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10) Joker & Cloth Neechan

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"Emishi and Sakura,
Sitting in a tree!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

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A vein throbbed on MakubeX's forehead. "Please throw something at them."

Juubei picked up a computer monitor. "With pleasure."

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FLING! FLING!

CRASH! CRASH!

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Singer is admitted into the hospital alongside Emishi for concussion and head wound trauma.

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11) Needles Man & …

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Pause.

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Who is suited for him actually…?

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11) Needles Man & Violin Prodigy

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"Juubei and Madoka,
Sitting in a tree!
K-I-S-S-I-"

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Swarms of animals descend upon the singer whois duly sent back into the hospital for numerous wounds, inflicted by claws, beaks and other manner of blood drawing methods.

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12) Computer Genius & Cloth Neechan

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"MakubeX and Sakura,
Sitting in a tree!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G-"

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"Juu, Juubei! Stop! Put the monitor down!"

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Singer and MakubeX both run for dear life as computer monitors, CPUs' and other paraphernalia start going airborne and aimed in their direction.

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13) Thread Weaver & Cloth Neechan

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"Kazuki and Sakura,
Sitting in a tree!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love,
Second comes marriage-"

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Juubei picked up another computer monitor.

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And paused.

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Kazuki, his bestest friend and Sakura, his beloved elder sister.

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Decisions, decisions…

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Singer sneaks off while Juubei ponders what to do next.

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14) Mirror Man & Lady Poison

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"Kagami and Himiko,
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I- GAK!"

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Singer is duly choked by Ban via the Snake Bite applied to the neck. Meanwhile, Yamato-oniisan proceeds to haunt Kagami to the grave.

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15) Raitei

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"Raitei and- ACK!"

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BZAAAAKK!

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Singer is duly fried like roast chicken.

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End.