Say...Huh?! Vol. 1

Sweetest Day
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This story is about my original character, Mz/Chx going to school with various Zelda and other Nintendo Characters.

If you'd like to see a picture of her type the following into your web address bar.

http(two dots and two slashes "/") wwwdotfreewebsdotcom (slash) mzcheex (slash) Good (percentage sign) 20Stuff (slash) EmployeedotJPG

okay?

The lines are from the generic crayons I used and that a scanner does not match. ;

She is pictured in this "photo" in her Milk Bar Waitress Uniform.

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If you've ever read my other story "Untitled As Of Now" then you should know all the cliques they have there (go read it b/c I SURE as hell don't feel like typing it). Oh, and Sheik is a GIRL still in my story.

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Chapter 1: Sweetest Day Is A Bunch Of Bull

"Time to get up, Champagne!"

Anju bangs on my door as if she's the damn Termanian Police. I slowly climb out of bed, put on my Spongebob slippers and make my way downstairs to the public bathroom.

Oh, by the way. I live here in the Stock Pot Inn. That's in East Clock Town, Termina. I wandered here looking for a place to stay. At first, she put me in the Knife Chamber for 40 rupees a week. That's not too expensive considering that in American Money, it's less than a buck.

But after the whole "Hotel" thing fell through, she let me stay as long as I wanted for no chargel.

Anyways...

I'm in the bathroom. It's NEW AND IMPROVED and a hell of a lot bigger. Plus, the park-bathroom smell is starting to fade a little.

I scour my face with a Stridex pad and nearly drown myself with Listerine. After a hot shower, I return to my room and dig in my treasure chest for something to wear.

BAM BAM BAM

I nearly jumped out of my skin and fell into the trunk.

"Um, Champagne? Can I borrow your blue fishnets?"

"C'mon in, Anju!" I look up.

She cautiously opens the door and lets herself in. She's wearing a white baby-tee torn at the sleeves with a rip across the chest area. On the front of the shirt, there's that black Roxy fox thing with a red rhine stone heart in the middle. She's also wearing a denim mini-skirt.

"Whooooo! Who you tryin to look good for, Angie?" I whistle.

"Well, today IS Sweetest Day after all..."

I turn to my The Dog (y'know the doggies with the huge heads and small bodies) calender and it is indeed Sweetest Day.

"What the--I didn't know that Termina celebrated this crappy holiday!"

"Of course! Why wouldn't you?"

"Don't you know that "Sweetest Day" is just a holiday made up by Hallmark to sell more cards and the black people standing in the corner of the ghetto selling withered roses and 2nd rate teddy bears?"

"Oo" Is exactly the look she gives me...

"One day, I'm gonna take you to Cleveland, okay?" I continue digging through my "closet". I toss her a pair of black fishnets and my white Air-Force One heels.

"Take these, it'll set off the whole outfit."

"Gee, thanks Champagne!" She flashes a Kool-Aid smile at me and puts them on.

"My name is Charmayn (shar-main), dammit!" I shout.

"Sorry it's just fun to call you that. ;"

I roll my eyes and finally take out something to wear. My tightest blues, a white tube top, a hot pink hoodie, and my steel-plated name belt that says "MzChx". I decide to wear my Pink Adidas Shelltoes.

"Hmm, aren't you gonna dress up?" Anju looks over me.

"Why?"

She smacks her lips and rolls her eyes. I hate it when she does that...

"Duh! It's Sweetest Day!"

"Man, so WHAT. I'm just gonna be chocolate-less, hug-and-kiss-less, and flower-less like last year, and the year before!" I frown.

"Awww, who knows? Plus, I heard Link has an eye on you..." She pats my back and grins.

"Two words, Angie...BULL-SHIT. That boy gets more pussy than a litter-box!"

I do a self-examination in my full-length mirror.

"So..." I start in an attempt to change the subject "What are your plans with Kafei tonight?"

"Welll...." She smiles and her eyes roll back. Puh-LEAZE

"He was gonna take me to the Milk Bar to buy me a drink..."

"MILK BAR?!" I freeze.

"Yeah, is that a problem...or something?"

"Hells YEAH that's a problem! I'm WORKING tonight!"

"Soooooooo....?"

Realizing that I had let too much slip, I hold my toungue. Let's get one thing straight...Kafei is a cutie-pie, okay? He's nice, he's compassionate, and he's just too durn cute. But, he's Anju's man, right?

They make a cute couple, don't get me wrong but personally, I'd prefer not to see them cuddle on one another in plain sight.

God, I'm such a hater...

"Err...nothing." I grab my big red bag of bags for my Valentines and leave out my room.

Deciding to skip breakfast, we exit through the North Gate considering it's the gate you can hang around long enough to not be bothered by monsters.

As we're waiting for the Soaring Song Express bus, Anju's just twirling her hair and chewing her gum while staring off into space. I stare blankly at her. She looks like a hooker but I didn't want to hurt my friend's feelings.

After about 10 minutes of silence, the SSE bus pulls up. I manage to haul my huge bag into the bus. Anju stops.

"Hey, are one of those for me?" she asks as if this bag just appeared magically into my hands.

"You know I got you!" I smile

"Okay, then I'll return the favor by paying your fare for you!" she smiles.

"Wow, 5 rupees, you're so rich Anju."

I say sarcastically and we both giggle as we make our way to the near-back of the bus. We try to cram our thin physiques into the tiny bus-seat.

I take several small boxes of candy hearts from the gift bag and hand them to some of my friends.

"One for...Mikau the Cutie..." I casually toss him his little box and he drops it.

"One for the lovely Anju..."

"Awwww! Thank you!"

"I even ate all the pink and purple ones for you..." I smiled.

"But...those are my favorites..."

My face falls flat.

"Just kidding!"

I roll my eyes and hand out some more boxes to Nabooru, Darmani, and some other people when I see a strangely familiar face pop out the bus seat in front of me.

"What about me?" asked a light-skinned girl with shiny brown hair pulled into pig-tails.

We all stare at her blankly and I could've swore I heard crickets chirping!

"Uh...Charmayn? Hello? Dontcha remember me?"

Silence...

"Wah!" She squeals in a voice that I could only recognize as...

"Yoshi?! Yoshira-Chan?!"

"Yuuuuup! Dontcha forget it, girl!"

"Oh my God, it's really you!" We hug and rock back and forth. I calmy sit back down in my seat next to Anju.

"Hmm, who are all these cool people?" she asks while pointing to them as if they were caged in a zoo.

"Well, this is Mikau from Great Bay, this is Darmani from Snowhead, this is Honey, and..."

"And I am Anju..." Anju proudly introduces herself.

"Yeah, this is my good friend Anju."

"Yeah...her BEST friend..." she clutches my right arm like a Prada Bag.

Yoshira rolls her eyes and then they suddenly seem to focus on...Mikau.

"Hey, you're cute, y'know that?" She scoots next to him.

He blushes. Great, now he's gonna start acting all goofy. No wonder he can't get a girl.

"Eh...hehheh, thanks..." he smiles

"Hey, you're cute too! You're a Goron, right?"

"Uh-huh..." Darmani says.

"You work out dontcha?" she stares at his muscles wide-eyed.

"Yup."

That's one thing about Darmani. He's not really a...talkative person. His favorite words seem to be "uh-huh", "nope", "yup", "huh", and other words that don't really mean anything.

"Don't you know that it's kinda...demeaning to call a guy cute?" Anju frowned.

"Hmm, didn't know that. Guess you learn something new everyday, huh?" Yoshira replied. I guess she didn't catch that one.

The bus finally stops at Hyrule High.

I brace myself for cut-out hearts, PDA's at every turn, and hopefully, cupid's arrow.

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