Say...Huh?! Vol. 1

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Sweetest Day

Last Time: After colliding with a Deku student, Mz/Chx opens her locker to find a suprise card.

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Chapter 2: Princess Power

(PS: See you at work...)

And that's the end of the card. What the hell? WHO would send me this? Obviously it was someone who knew I was working over-time tonight...

Hmmm...who could it be?

BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Oh crap! I'm late for homeroom. I'm really gonna hear it from my teacher...

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Lunch time!

Yayyyy! Lunch time!

Already?

Damn.

I guess time flies when you're floating around giving out candy to strangers and friends.

I rush to Line #2 where they stock the most junk food.

Now you're probably thinking "wow sure, Doritos and Starbursts...oh goodie." But nope. Line two has the chips that you never KNEW they still sold anymore. I mean, have you ever seen the Twisty-Cheetos in a 55-cent bag? How about Kit-Kat miniatures for only 5 cents a pop? And check it out...Creme Starbursts...Yah.

Ahem!

Anyways, I grab a blue plastic tray and head into the line to be 1st once again.

"Whew!" I exhale.

"Crap, and I almost beat you this time." Says the voice of a familiar 5"0 runt I loathe.

Yep. Kafei. That little fucker.

Right, you're probably thinking "wait, I thought he was sweet and 'just-too-durn-cute' "? Okay, he IS all of that when he isn't, annoying, egotistic, and a pretty vicious drunk.

"And wat weel wee bee habing today chile?" says the lunchlady with the Jamaican accent.

"Um, lemme get a turkey sammich and some curly fries...Um, ma'am." I use my manners.

"Alright bay-bee gurl." She gives me my meal.

Awww...how cute the fries are specially curled into hearts.

They're just TRYING to rub single-ness in our single faces!! I grab a chocolate milk from the cooler and place it on my tray, then I season my fries and grab condiments for my sandwich and silverware for my meal. I approach the cashier and patiently wait for her to total my goods.

"That'll be 90 rupees." the cashier says in an annoyingly nasal-y voice. Anyways, I dig into my pockets for my 2 purple rupees.

"Oh, don't worry, it's on me." says Kafei.

Is he REALLY offering to pay for my lunch?

"Uhh, you're gonna pay for this?" I say.

"Sure."

"You positive?"

"Yep, I'll pay for what's on that tray."

He said the magic words. I left the line with my tray. But not before piling it with Dolly Madison snacks and replacing my milk with a Fruit Punch.

"Thanks Kafei!" I shout from a distance and head to my table.

"Wow, a letter, a decorated locker, and now a free lunch!" I grin proudly to myself.

Oh! There's Mikau...looking awfully sad sitting by himself with Anju...So, being the kind person that I am, my lunch and I rush and try to soothe his troubled mind.

"What's wrong with Mikau?" I whisper to Anju while she's stuffing her face with Baba-Sprouts.

"I-unnnno" She says inbetween chewing.

"Hiya Mikau!" I say to him trying to share my bubbly personality with him.

He's just hanging his head down. Did he even hear what I said?!

"Mikau, what's wrong?" I ask as I tone my voice down a bit.

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" 'Kau? Did someone press the mute button on your voicebox or something?"

"Smooth move, exlax." I hear Anju mumble.

I flash her a sarcastic smile while she sips on her vanilla Coke.

"Can...can I ask you something?" He looks at me with his deep, shiny, obsidian eyes.

"Um, sure! But if you need the cash to buy lunch, ask Kafei. He's LOADED today!"

"Yep!" Anju concurs.

He rolls his eyes and turns the other way.

"Okay, okay I'll be serious. Now what's troubling you, man?"

"Well, suppose there was a...person who you really REALLY liked but that person doesn't give you the time of day..."

"AND you wanna talk to that person but you're afraid of rejection, blah, blah, blah..." I interject like I knew what I was talking about.

"Yeah! Um...how did you know?" He asks. Once again piercing my pupils with his large eyes.

"Ah, been there done that."

"Do you have any advice for me?"

"Hmmm, well...Is this person someone I know?"

"Yes, you know her very, VERY well."

"Hmmm...well, why don't you just ask her out! Other than your dignity and self-respect, what've you got to lose?"

". . . . . " Oops, wrong words again.

" Mikau, I'm kidding! Seriously, you should just say 'would you like to grab a bite to eat with me sometime' or something like that."

"Is that what you did when you talked to Link?"

I rolled my eyes.

"No, see that's different. Link was a jackass and I was wrong and stupid to even ask someone who thinks with only his um...lower extremities..."

And check this...Mikau had the very nerve to laugh when I wasn't trying to be funny.

"Do you think she would say yes?"

"She SHOULD! What idiot would turn down a sweet dude like you 'Kau?"

"Oh crap...Chickenheads at 3 o'clock..." Anju whispers.

Just at that moment the Biggest Head Of The Galaxy and her 4 gaseous planets pass by my table, laughing and giggling and...pointing.

Yep. The Big All-Star-Ego head Zelda, and her crew. Malon, Ruto, Peach, and Daisy.

CLINK!

Mikau and I watch and hear a bundle of keys and chains fall onto the floor and skid under our table.

Zelda's eyes meet mine and there's an awkward silence until she opens her big pizza-pie hole.

"Um, aren't you gonna pick it up, loser?" She sneers.

"Um, how about you get down on your knees and get it yourself. I'm sure you're used to it..."

I smirk and put my hand in a flat posistion palm-up and Anju "low fives" me. We slide our hands and snap our fingers in synchronization (is that a word btw?). It's our little thing.

"Ugh...shut up loser and hand me my frigging car keys!!"

Now let me tell you about the Princess 5. Well, sort of.

See, Zelda is the kinda girl who thinks money can buy anything. Virtually, she's right but only to an extent. She's a crybaby, a snob...just an overall perfect-10 bitch. Just because she's the Princess of Hyrule she thinks she can get her way. She hates us because of our long history arguing and playing pranks on each other. What bothers her the most is that her words of acid could never faze us. AND, she's so stuck up, her fingers need to make an appointement to scratch her damn head of hers.

Now, Ruto, gossiping is her specialty. No one knows anything that Ruto hasn't already known and those fins on the side of her head must make great microphones or something. Those boys could pick up the sound of a pin dropping. She can't stand us because we hang with Mikau and he has a strong dislike for gossipy, superficial girls.

Malon is just a follower farm-girl-turned-glam. She's afraid of being herself and lets Zelda program her into doing what she thinks "is best for Malon". She might as well be Zelda's DOG for chrissakes. She can bite your head off in 2 seconds. A world-record.

Who's next...um...Princess Peach, the once-transfer student from the Mushroom Kingdom is living it up in Hyrule while still keeping in touch with her long-distance friend with benefits, Mario. The bad sides to her? She's a little bit of Zelda and is always seen looking like a walking, talking, neon-pink light bulb. Intelligence? Puh-LEASE! Rumor has it she likes to run into walls to see what it feels like. Biggest weakness? She HATES her real name, Anzu (japanese for "peach")

Daisy, the nicest of the group is pretty much a Saint. At school before sunrise, and inside before dark. She gets straight A's and does charity work every freaking Saturday. Why would such a nice girl hand out with a group of wenches like them? Two words...Dyke tendencies.

Anyways, back to the Us VS Zelda feud.

"Hmmm...I'm sorry did you say 'please'?" Anju retorts.

She rolls her eyes.

"Um, excuse me, but could I please have those car keys back?" Daisy smile sweetly.

So I pick them up and hand them to her. Zelda snatches her keys from Daisy.

"Anytime Zellie!" I say sarcastically. "Now where was I?"

"You were giving me advice..." Mikau says.

"Yeah, like I said...What idiot would turn you down? You're sweet, kind, and pretty cute, like Yoshira had said earlier!"

Awww, how cute. My compliments had made him blush.

"Tell you what, why don't you ask her to the Milk Bar? I'll be working late so I can coach you a little bit. Plus, there'll be a dance there, sweetest day is always HUGE at the Latte."

"Thanks, I'll do that...I know she'll be there..." The corners of his lips turn up a bit.

I smile knowing that I could help my friend.

"I hope you're happy Ms. Pac Man!!" yells Kafei as he comes storming towards the table. "That lunch cost me a few!!"

"Ahhh shaddup Violet! I'll make it up to you okay?! Damn!"

What a whiner.

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