Disclaimer: Now, if I owned Guiding Light, it wouldn't be called
'fanfiction,' now, would it?
Dear Diary,
That moron 'Mr.' Spaulding has hired another one of his sons to take Philly boy's place in the office. The new boy's name is 'Gus.' Everyone around the water cooler just calls him 'the Shadow.' He thinks it's because he's so sneaky. In reality it's because he has a five o'clock shadow at seven in the morning. The man has obviously never learned how to shave properly. Must get it from his father.
Oh God. Mr. 'Moron' Spaulding calling me again. Apparently someone's left one of those notes on his desk again. It's one of those ones that says "To see a picture of a moron, turn card" on both sides of the paper. Last time he got one of those he was at it for hours. "Where is it?" he kept asking. "Where's the picture?" I couldn't help myself. I had to take a picture of him. Thank God he was too busy staring at the card to notice the flash.
Sigh. Write more later. Must get to water cooler to make sure Alexandra hasn't drugged the entire staff again.
Dear Diary,
That moron 'Mr.' Spaulding has hired another one of his sons to take Philly boy's place in the office. The new boy's name is 'Gus.' Everyone around the water cooler just calls him 'the Shadow.' He thinks it's because he's so sneaky. In reality it's because he has a five o'clock shadow at seven in the morning. The man has obviously never learned how to shave properly. Must get it from his father.
Oh God. Mr. 'Moron' Spaulding calling me again. Apparently someone's left one of those notes on his desk again. It's one of those ones that says "To see a picture of a moron, turn card" on both sides of the paper. Last time he got one of those he was at it for hours. "Where is it?" he kept asking. "Where's the picture?" I couldn't help myself. I had to take a picture of him. Thank God he was too busy staring at the card to notice the flash.
Sigh. Write more later. Must get to water cooler to make sure Alexandra hasn't drugged the entire staff again.