Moron was sent a letter which, of course, has been dropped on my desk. What was odd was that the paper was pink and perfumed. On the envelope it read:

--- To: Alan Brandon Spaulding.

From: Someone who twenty four years ago saw you drive off that bridge with five other people and you all got out of the car except for the poor woman who you drugged and left to drown and soon what you did that night will come back to make you pay you sorry, sorry man. MWAHAHAHA! ---

Hmm. Must be from Marketing.